00:01I've always loved getting clean
00:04I love showers
00:07I love baths
00:08It's my happy place
00:11Was my happy place
00:13There you got some nice titties
00:15You got them TV titties
00:17I'm done
00:17Now get the fuck out the way
00:19I don't give a fuck about none of y'all
00:21My name is Piper Chapman
00:22Time to say goodbye
00:23I love you so much
00:24I carried a suitcase of drug money
00:26Once, ten years ago
00:28Do you know about all this?
00:29She failed to mention the lesbian lover
00:31Who ran an international drug smuggling ring
00:33That's all good
00:35You were a lesbian
00:36At the time
00:39Smile
00:39I wasn't ready
00:41Tough shit
00:41It's just like the Hamptons
00:43Only fucking horrible
00:46You're leaving in a body bag
00:49Just getting started, bitch
00:52Go sit there
00:53She's a nice white lady
00:54We look out for our own
00:55Our own?
00:57I'll take good care of you
00:59I have a prison wife
01:00What?
01:00Her name is Crazy Eyes
01:01Did she rape you?
01:02No, she didn't rape me
01:04But she held my hand
01:06Chocolate and vanilla swirl
01:14You look great
01:15Your face is like all cheekbone
01:17He's starving me out
01:18What?
01:22I have to go to another prison
01:23Like this is the Radisson
01:25And you don't like your room?
01:28Sometimes in the morning
01:31I am petrified
01:32I have been felt up
01:34Stalked
01:35And called Taylor Swift
01:38So can you please
01:39Just cut me
01:40Some slack
01:42I didn't need for any of this to happen
01:44I think I need some time
01:45What does that mean?
02:05I'm scared that I'm not myself in here
02:07And I'm scared that I am
02:12Nobody's gonna hit you harder than life
02:14Not a guard
02:15Not a gangster
02:16Not even your wife
02:18You'll be happy
02:19You're nothing like any of these women
02:22I am no different from anybody else in here
02:25I committed a crime
02:26Being in here
02:27Is no one's fault
02:29But my own
02:31Got you
02:32I think nobody's gonna hit you
02:32I am
02:41If I am
02:41I agree
02:41I am
02:41I am
02:41I am
02:41I am
