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01:05Bingo!
01:06We have our finalists!
01:10Welcome to America, boys.
01:14Okay, alright, guys.
01:17Who is that?
01:18Is she a servant?
01:19She's a beautiful servant.
01:23We can't train somebody who was never picked from a baseball. It's insane.
01:28Okay, so how's it going?
01:29Baseball is very hard.
01:31This is Major League Baseball, not some social experiment.
01:33You're not ready for this kind of pressure.
01:35You lose a business.
01:36It'll be a sideshow.
01:37These guys are not ready for a pro tryout.
01:39Their chances fall between slim and none.
01:43Are you okay?
01:44These kids, they're my last, best shot.
01:47But they're also just a couple of great kids.
01:49Kids. I mean, they're far from home.
01:51They need to see that you care.
02:02Wow.
02:02This whole alternative family thing looks good on you.
02:07Let's do this, partner.
02:08Move.
02:09We've got a Major League tryout.
02:11Are you messing with us?
02:12No, I'm not messing with you. You gotta try out.
02:19Alright, go ahead. Say it.
02:20Did you kiss Miss Brenda?
02:23No.
02:24She kissed me.
02:25Oh!
02:26Ah-ha!
02:26Oh, Timmy's good!
