00:02I'm a big picture
00:04Pig picture
00:08Kind of person
00:10And I'm usually reliable
00:11And I'm usually sober
00:13What are you looking at?
00:15I can't go two days without sex
00:17I've been multi-racasmic since I was eight
00:20I gotta work late tonight
00:23Oh my god
00:30How do I know that you're not standing on a chair
00:34With a noose around your neck
00:38If I tell you this, you're not gonna like me anymore
00:40I'm sure I'll like you just as much as I like you right now
00:45You're nothing like Paul's wife
00:47You really are the kindest person I've ever met
00:49Oh, hug
00:51When Paul and I get married
00:53I would do everything differently if I were you
00:54And you would do everything differently if you were me
00:56That's such a brilliant idea
00:57It's actually a great idea
00:59The way to fix our lives
01:00Is to stop making our own decisions
01:02And let the other one make them instead
01:04He would really do anything I said
01:05Is it okay if I have sex with him?
01:07Maybe it was gonna be me telling you what to do
01:09Tell your husband you're in love with someone else
01:11Who is he?
01:12I didn't have an affair
01:13Well, yeah, but that's so easy to fix
01:15Something that my husband's girlfriend wanted me to do
01:18If I just get brain damaged
01:20Do you promise to hold a pillow over my face?
01:22That's just too much of a pact
01:24I'm an actress
01:24Shakespeare
01:25Shut up!
01:26I hadn't even thought about a woman playing
01:28King Lear
01:29I play Lear
01:30And who should play the fool?
01:32I have a nice breast
01:33See?
01:33Do you want to hear about our first kiss?
01:35When was our last first kiss?
01:37And did we even know it was our last?
01:39Then our first kisses were gone forever
01:41That's the best thing about being old!
01:45I'm gonna duck in the coat room and have a quick go
01:47This is my husband, Paul
01:50Husband?
01:51If I were you
01:53That's life!
01:55And then somebody pulls the rug out from under us
01:57And we wish we were dead
01:58But let's not think about that
02:01And then somebody pulls the rug out from under us
02:03Come as we're that two
02:04Go to your feet
02:04Go to the glib
02:04Look at the glib
02:04I'm gonna pick up the back
02:04I fell on your feet
02:05I'll pick up the back
02:05And we'll pick up the back
02:05Let's go from the back
02:05I'll pick up the back
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