00:14I just had sex and I'm about to eat nachos!
00:17It's the greatest moment of my life!
00:24Oh, did you guys meet?
00:25Wallace, this is my cousin Chantry.
00:31Thank you for being so gracious in victory.
00:36I'm going to give you my number.
00:37We should hang out.
00:38My boyfriend will be worried about what happened to me.
00:42So, friends?
00:44Yeah, why not?
00:45Friends.
00:46Is this always how you make friends?
00:47Like it's a business deal?
00:48Yeah, actually, it's just my style.
00:50Okay, it's quite unnerving, but it's good.
00:54In fairytales, love inspires you to be noble and courageous,
00:57but in real life, love is just an all-purpose excuse for selfish behavior.
01:01I don't know if you are actually cynical or just a super crazy romantic cheese ball.
01:08So, Wallace, we should talk about the complex issues of our time.
01:11Can men and women really be friends or do you secretly want to bang Chantry?
01:15She has a boyfriend.
01:16Ben, Wallace is here.
01:18Hi.
01:18That's coming by.
01:19Are you trying to sleep with my girlfriend?
01:21Oh, God, I wouldn't know.
01:23Don't worry, we're just talking guy.
01:24Okay?
01:26You can't interact with a woman without sex screwing it up,
01:29but I can because I'm a grown-up.
01:31Isn't it so adorable that you really believe that?
01:37Ben?
01:38Oh, my God.
01:39Ben?
01:39Are you okay?
01:40I'm sorry.
01:41You look fine.
01:43So, this Wallace guy, we're friends.
01:46I already called dibs on him.
01:48Dahlia, you barely know him.
01:50Can I help you?
01:51I'd like to try on that dress.
01:52It's a size two.
01:54Are you a two?
01:54Yes.
01:55I'm going to get the measuring tape.
01:56I'm a two.
02:01Wallace!
02:01Yes?
02:02I need you to put it in here.
02:03What?
02:04I'm kind of stuck.
02:05Are your eyes closed?
02:06Yes.
02:17Can you do okay?
02:18I'm not sure about anything.
02:22I've been offered a job in Taiwan.
02:25I'll be gone soon.
02:40It's very easy to be cynical about love.
02:42Until you've had that instant connection.
02:44If you're lucky, it happens once in a lifetime.
02:55100% honesty is the foundation of any relationship.
02:58What?
02:59You are 100% honest with Nicole?
03:00Yes.
03:01Everything?
03:01Yep.
03:01New Orleans 2006?
03:03What was her name?
03:03Uh, Fabia?
03:05Yeah, she did look like a woman, to be fair.
03:0799% honesty is the foundation of any relationship.
03:12Yeah, she did look like a woman, to be fair.
03:13Yeah, she did look like a woman, to be fair.
03:13Yeah, she did look like a woman, to be fair.
03:13Yeah, she did look like a woman, to be fair.
03:13Yeah, she did look like a woman, to be fair.
03:14Yeah, she did look like a woman, to be fair.
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