00:08Sì, è Ellie.
00:09What the fuck? Are you serious?
00:11This is a den of testosterone.
00:13You can't invite a girl to a place like this.
00:16Well, I'm going to buzz her in.
00:17She's not going to talk about Xbox.
00:18I'm going to be sitting here being like,
00:19I have to fart, but maybe I can't right now.
00:21She better have some hot friends.
00:22Open the door. I don't care.
00:24I'm getting wasted.
00:26Is that ice cream?
00:27Yeah, it's peanut butter chocolate.
00:28Give me the ice cream.
00:29No, I need it.
00:30My girl broke up with me.
00:31What are you, Bridget Jones?
00:32Back up, little man.
00:33Give me the ice cream.
00:34You guys saw ice cream.
00:35We're going out.
00:38If you're single, we're staying single with you, man.
00:41Hey, you guys want a mint?
00:42That's a weird mint, dude.
00:43It's because it's a boner pill.
00:45You got four hours to drink like Keith Richards.
00:46Still got hard.
00:49I think I took too much Viagra.
00:50I just really got to take a week.
00:51Just get horisonted.
00:52Get horisonted?
00:53This is the stupidest idea I've ever...
00:54Whoa.
00:55Wait, bro. It's actually working.
00:57Yeah, I know. Of course it is.
00:59That girl's staring at you, then, in the bar.
01:05I was so not going to do that.
01:07I was going to make you wait, like, 40 days.
01:09I was going to make you wait, too.
01:10Then to realize I'm a dude.
01:15We're not supposed to see him more than twice in one week.
01:18You're seeing this chick twice in one day.
01:19That's some girlfriend shit.
01:21Some I have a girlfriend shit.
01:24What's the deal with you and Chelsea?
01:26What are you doing here, anyway?
01:31What the fuck?
01:32The fuck?
01:33What the fuck?
01:34Hey, it doesn't mean what you think it means.
01:35It doesn't?
01:36Oh, what does our relationship mean to you?
01:38Wait, you guys are in a relationship?
01:42I've been trying to pretend that things haven't changed.
01:44Hey, come here, man.
01:45Do not hug me with no pants on...
01:46You're right. Respect.
01:49I love the way she laughs.
01:50I love the way we fit together in bed.
01:51Because we're at the same height.
01:52Our crotches line up perfectly.
01:53That's really good.
01:54I love that.
01:54I love that, you.
01:55Yeah, man.
01:56So run and tell her that.
01:56All right, I'm doing it.
01:57I'm doing it.
01:58Man, you're doing it!
01:59Oh, shit!
02:00Dude!
02:06I don't know what to do, man.
02:07You gotta help me.
02:08Where's she at right now?
02:08I think she's uptown at some dress-up party.
02:10Well, then, you are gonna be the guy who dresses up.
02:17So, it's a different kind of dress-up party.
02:19What are you wearing?
02:20Rock out with, um...
02:22It's not my real cock, though.
02:25Clearly.
02:29So, these were my parents.
02:31Who's gonna pretend this?
02:32Is it happening?
02:33Oh, good.
02:33Oh, it's a cocktail.
02:37Um...
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