00:00I have some bad news.
00:01My parents, they're visiting.
00:03When?
00:04Now.
00:04Oh, God.
00:05Okay, okay.
00:06Um, stall them.
00:07Come on up.
00:11Um, do I live here?
00:13Oh, definitely not.
00:14Um, are we having sex?
00:16Uh, yeah, but not oral.
00:18I wasn't gonna mention oral.
00:20Okay, good, don't.
00:21How did you think that was gonna come up?
00:24Should we come back when you haven't got any company?
00:27Tim actually, uh, lives here.
00:29Really?
00:30Yeah, but no oral sex, I promise you.
00:35Tim, my dear son.
00:37This is going to sound strange.
00:39The men in the family can travel in time.
00:43Wow.
00:44Is this as good a reaction as any?
00:46I think I plumped for a fuck.
00:49But it was the 70s.
00:52You go into a dark place.
00:53Think of the moment you're going to, and you'll find yourself there.
00:57Jim actually, uh, lives here.
01:00You don't say.
01:01But, uh, I live in the spare room.
01:03We don't have a spare room, but in the spare bit of her room where she isn't.
01:07In other words, there's no sex.
01:09Of any kind.
01:12I beg your pardon.
01:14Excuse me.
01:19It's going to be a complicated year.
01:20It's going to be a complicated life.
01:24Although it's not as dramatic as it sounds.
01:26You can't kill Hitler or shag Helena Troy, unfortunately.
01:30Grazie a tutti.
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