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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30I hate you!
00:00:52You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:16I don't want you to stop.
00:01:23I don't want you to stop.
00:01:26I don't want you to stop.
00:01:29I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how. Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend. I need grandkids. I need
00:02:13you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:11But I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I have.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry. Your fit Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:39See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper. What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:22Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:13Ready to go get married?
00:06:15Yeah, guys, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:41Well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have
00:06:49a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah, of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:03From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay, well...
00:07:42I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It will make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam,
00:08:28is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so I was thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:04In front of them.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14It's strictly business.
00:09:16Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman.
00:09:45And this isn't a real relationship.
00:09:47And I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention, shoppers.
00:09:51All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies.
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies.
00:09:58Did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes.
00:10:06Yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:16deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55We can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of quarters.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:16Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Bye.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29Do you do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:42Watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:08Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:40Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:58Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:32Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Lauders.
00:13:41Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:03Oh, my God.
00:14:06Oh, my God.
00:14:14Don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:34Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash.
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:30Oh, wow.
00:15:34He is really good-looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:40So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:06I just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16When I sit on my lap.
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your no-body husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on first.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:22Mommy.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on, then.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:33What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:19:00Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:17Mom, deadhead take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Maranger I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:41Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52Son of a bitch.
00:19:53You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:56That pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:01Oh my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:29Jesus.
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53So?
00:20:54You need a breath, man.
00:20:58All right, attention.
00:20:58I'm calling the cops.
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:23It's my car.
00:21:24Okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play along.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:29Please, please, I'm serious.
00:22:31Apologies.
00:22:41Oh, that William?
00:22:44What a jerk, huh?
00:22:46He fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say? Let's not let this
00:22:49little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:00You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:02Soon.
00:23:02Do you think that you could
00:23:05help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the
00:23:09mailroom would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:23:18you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on.
00:23:22Talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter is just far too busy
00:23:33for your best life,
00:23:34my new son-in-law.
00:23:36Come on, guys. Let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:43Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:48This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between
00:23:52A.I. and reality.
00:23:54My fault?
00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm,
00:23:57William!
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you.
00:24:13I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:17A friend who just hands you keys
00:24:20to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:27Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32And you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:34Oh, my God. Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad! Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:50I think they get it, hon.
00:24:53Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And after your mom takes a cold shower,
00:25:03we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax. It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:27You'll be okay. It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:25:43Ugh, I don't know. Something just falls off.
00:25:45Oh, that's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make out a promise to prove it?
00:25:51I don't like this.
00:25:53Mmm.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:11Aw.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:18Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no. Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:44I...
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, look what she's doing.
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:58Um...
00:27:05Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's...
00:27:12It's...
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:56Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06That's lousers.
00:28:07That's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:23Come on.
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You heard her.
00:29:42Oh, wow.
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower and get clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50We have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, sit yourself.
00:29:55More room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:16True.
00:31:28Holy shit.
00:31:33This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:37I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:46I don't think I want to.
00:31:53Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so...
00:32:04familiar?
00:32:10Well, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36You just need to be sorry.
00:32:38Just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he...
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:03Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:13I just, um...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:26Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um...
00:33:58Max...
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just... just curious.
00:34:36I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Give me that.
00:35:05Give me that.
00:35:06Give me.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:19Eva.
00:35:20The truth is...
00:35:21Is that I...
00:35:25Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second.
00:35:28Come in!
00:35:30Hey, Helen.
00:35:42Oh!
00:35:43Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:49Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:50We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:52I can see that.
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't... if you don't mind.
00:35:58Well, that a boy.
00:36:00You know what?
00:36:01Just put his shirt on.
00:36:02I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:03Piper!
00:36:04Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:14a thistle.
00:36:15But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:19Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:30Good night, Piper.
00:36:33Good night, Piper.
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:36:40Because you're her dad.
00:36:42Uh, no.
00:36:42That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:57He deserves to know.
00:37:05Max.
00:37:10You're Piper's father.
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:17Not on my watch.
00:38:22Yeah, this.
00:38:24I remember this.
00:38:35Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:44Wonderful.
00:38:45It was about to get even better.
00:38:49Oh, no.
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:55It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:58Don't be shy.
00:38:59Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:01Max, you don't have to.
00:39:03No, no.
00:39:03It's okay.
00:39:05Smith family staple.
00:39:07There we go.
00:39:12There we go.
00:39:16Yeah.
00:39:25Good?
00:39:27Mmm.
00:39:28Good?
00:39:28It's a good, man.
00:39:38It's good.
00:39:41being Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:45Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:52Hey, don't worry.
00:39:53I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:57Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:02Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:15Wait, that earring.
00:40:18Wait, that earring.
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:25Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details,
00:40:29but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:33Right, and it's just a common earring.
00:40:36Anyone can have it.
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:39But she can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:43So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:48But Derrick said that Ava got married.
00:40:51What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:54An aging single mom.
00:40:57Slim pickings.
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:01That explains it.
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:07Look, Ava is your niece.
00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:16Exactly.
00:41:17Not like my Sierra.
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:23Oh, they're here.
00:41:26Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:32Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:34Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:38I am.
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:42Welcome.
00:41:42You're Ava's husband.
00:41:45But you're gorgeous.
00:41:49But how does he have to miss you?
00:41:51Look at you two.
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:56Merry Christmas.
00:41:57This is for Max and I.
00:41:59Oh, my goodness.
00:42:00Thank you, Ava.
00:42:01Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:04Oops.
00:42:04Oh, my bad.
00:42:06Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:08How thrifty.
00:42:09Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:12Mommy's right, you mean, old hat.
00:42:15You little.
00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose yours.
00:42:22Oh, you think you broke my wrist.
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:31He could ruin your life.
00:42:44Mommy, are you OK?
00:42:46I'm fine.
00:42:47I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49It's OK.
00:42:49It's OK.
00:42:52It's OK.
00:42:52What are you?
00:42:55Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:57Did you just slap me?
00:42:59Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:04I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:09Her family.
00:43:11She needs me.
00:43:16You OK, honey?
00:43:18Do I look OK to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something.
00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:26Oh, wow.
00:43:27I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:35Let's call him.
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:39Please.
00:43:40Who do you think you are?
00:43:42Enough!
00:43:45There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:48Fine, Dad.
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:51They're just jealous.
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:57I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05All right.
00:44:06That's enough.
00:44:07Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:29Is this a joke?
00:44:32Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:34Hold it.
00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else my husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:42My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:46King crab fresh from Alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:51three times the price
00:44:52Fifty times the flavor and you don't get a single bite
00:44:57It's just petty maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:03fine
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you. Come on. Let's go. No, no
00:45:10Don't you dare leave our family dinner?
00:45:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but if they're treating us like I know dear. I just want to have our family together
00:45:19Fine. We'll let the strays sit and eat with us. They're a stray than a bitch. What was that?
00:45:29I just want to have our family together
00:45:31fine
00:45:32We'll stay
00:45:36It's okay, sweetie. We'll get something right after like drive-thru. I
00:45:42Hope you enjoy food poisoning. That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:49No space
00:45:51Okay
00:45:54You hit my child. You're fucking crazy. Well if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to
00:46:04Don't worry, baby
00:46:09Don't worry, baby, I'll handle it
00:46:14Hi, Bert, sweetie. Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:22Okay, sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28Actually, I do
00:46:31He's such a liar. This ought to be hilarious. Oh
00:46:34It will be
00:46:37Sam
00:46:38Sam
00:46:38Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:42I'm already on my way
00:46:47Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:50I'm already on my way
00:46:53You hear this guy? He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica
00:46:59Now I get why you married him Eva. His silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04Thanks
00:47:05What are you doing?
00:47:07Don't worry about sweetheart Santa's already on his way
00:47:09Actually
00:47:11Five
00:47:12Four
00:47:13Three
00:47:14Two
00:47:15One
00:47:16One
00:47:19A helicopter?
00:47:27There's no way
00:47:33How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you too
00:47:38Thanks, boss
00:47:40Boss?
00:47:41Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:43Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:45Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:52You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:56Mm-hmm
00:47:59Come on
00:48:01You can stop kidding around
00:48:03If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO
00:48:09Come on
00:48:09You can stop the charade
00:48:11Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:14Eva
00:48:15I'm not pretending
00:48:17Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:30How is this possible?
00:48:33This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:39Who are you?
00:48:41I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:48:43That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:45Wait, no
00:48:47Hold on
00:48:49You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:54You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:57Some of the small ones
00:48:59I mean, you know that
00:49:01You work for me
00:49:02Oh God, I insulted my own boss
00:49:05I'm finished
00:49:11Oh God, I insulted my own boss
00:49:14I'm finished
00:49:15Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:17Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:21For tonight, your feast ends
00:49:24And with that, your career
00:49:26You're fired
00:49:28You're fired
00:49:29Fired?
00:49:29Sam
00:49:34Fired?
00:49:35God
00:49:35I can't be fired
00:49:38What?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:44I'll do anything
00:49:45Guys, take out the trash
00:49:53And you
00:49:54Oh, me?
00:49:56Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:58That was a Christmas joke
00:50:00A family tradition
00:50:01Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition
00:50:05Sam?
00:50:09Will you do me the honors?
00:50:12Gladly
00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria
00:50:20Father, do something
00:50:22Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:25I'm leaving
00:50:27Pumpkin, my favorite
00:50:35Come on, sweetie
00:50:35Daddy
00:50:36Come on, sweetie
00:50:36Daddy had this crab line just for you
00:50:38Eat as much as you want
00:50:39Thanks, Daddy
00:50:44I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48Honestly?
00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:52Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:50:54Just like this
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:58Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:59I can't tell
00:51:01And that terrifies me
00:51:07Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison
00:51:09I brought you a gift
00:51:10Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:13Oh
00:51:13Oh, this is wonderful
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:24Tell me everything
00:51:25Miss Eva Smith
00:51:26Single mother, small town gal
00:51:29Didn't finish high school, currently works in retail
00:51:31Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better
00:51:35A high school dropout?
00:51:37In the Harrison family?
00:51:39Not a chance
00:51:44She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:48Maximus seems to like her
00:51:49Silence!
00:51:49What?
00:51:49Get me the address where she works
00:51:51It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:53That's nice
00:51:54We own that one
00:51:56Good work
00:51:57But take off that stupid hat
00:52:09Thanks
00:52:10So your dad insisted
00:52:12That I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:19And how about you?
00:52:24Me?
00:52:25Yeah
00:52:26Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva
00:52:43That birthmark
00:52:44Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:47And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:49You know?
00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:52:53So much we're not telling each other
00:52:55Uh...
00:52:57No feelings, no complications
00:52:58That's what we agreed upon
00:52:59Hey, I didn't sign a contract
00:53:02Max
00:53:03Yeah, I guess you're right
00:53:06It's cold
00:53:08Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:12Max
00:53:14I need to tell you something
00:53:18Something important
00:53:19What's gotten into her?
00:53:21Is she hiding something?
00:53:23Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:32Piper is...
00:53:35Piper is...
00:53:36Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:39Sweetie
00:53:41It's unswollen
00:53:42Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper
00:53:54Uh...
00:53:54Okay, let me see
00:53:58I promise
00:53:59I won't let anyone
00:54:00hurt you or Mommy again
00:54:02But that's not true
00:54:03You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Uh...
00:54:08Daddy!
00:54:09No!
00:54:12Well...
00:54:17Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:22Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:26Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:28Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:29Please stay, Daddy
00:54:33You think it was Scar?
00:54:39Hmm...
00:54:40I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42I have one too
00:54:45Dad...
00:54:46I got that when I was about your age
00:54:49Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:52Really? No way
00:54:53No, it was actually a cactus
00:54:56But it's still cool
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:05Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:06My mom thought I had that when I was born
00:55:14And how old are you?
00:55:16Six
00:55:17Six?
00:55:18That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:55:22Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28What do I even say?
00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:31Sorry, honey, this man's your dad
00:55:33And he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:37Um...
00:55:38Yeah
00:55:38Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:42Eva
00:55:47Okay, look
00:55:52Piper is...
00:55:57Go on
00:55:58Uh...
00:56:04Must be an emergency
00:56:06Excuse me
00:56:08Sorry, I'll take this
00:56:15Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:17Yeah
00:56:19Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:28Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max
00:56:31That woman is manipulating you
00:56:33She's a high school dropout
00:56:35Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40I'm Eva's husband
00:56:41Max, that man has no idea
00:56:44What a treasure
00:56:46He's missing out on
00:56:50I'm sorry, Max
00:56:52I'm sorry, Max
00:56:52You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:54Your mother would take her away
00:56:56After Christmas
00:56:57It's over
00:56:59Eva?
00:57:01Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:04No, Mom, Mom, listen
00:57:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife
00:57:08And I've made up my mind
00:57:09I'm not leaving her
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:17Hello
00:57:18Hello
00:57:18Thank you!
00:57:23Oh, thank you, Mom
00:57:24This is for you, Grandma
00:57:31Oh, wow!
00:57:33That's so cool
00:57:34Derek, this is from...
00:57:37Eva and I
00:57:38Oh, thank you so much
00:57:40Thanks, guys
00:57:41I'm glad you're here
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:46Damn, these are nice!
00:57:49Grandpa, language
00:57:50Little ears
00:57:56Piper, do you wanna go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready? Ready?
00:58:04Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06What we got, guys?
00:58:06Billy
00:58:07Walking home from our house
00:58:08Christmas Eve
00:58:13You never told me
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:23Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:44I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks, they're very common
00:58:48I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him
00:58:56Maybe
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No
00:59:06I'm fine
00:59:08Um
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot
00:59:13I got you this
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season
00:59:19Open it
00:59:33Gloves
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas
00:59:42You've already done so much for me, I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:47How do they feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah
00:59:52Warm
00:59:54Soft
00:59:57Perfect
01:00:02Thank you, Eva
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom, she partied all the time
01:00:12And I got gifts
01:00:14Plenty of them, but
01:00:16I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20Nothing personal
01:00:22Well, you deserve it
01:00:24You're a good guy
01:00:27And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here
01:01:09No
01:01:09Max, we can't
01:01:11If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now
01:01:19Come on
01:01:21I don't want you to stop
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him
01:01:46I don't want you
01:01:47I don't want you
01:01:49I don't want you
01:01:55Oh, God, you were trying to be fucking insane
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see us.
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:54What is calling me this morning?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:13Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter.
01:04:22And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:27But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye?
01:05:18Didn't realize that was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband.
01:05:38A good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:16I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26We're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:31Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:43Okay.
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:18But she still really likes you.
01:07:21So don't give up, okay daddy?
01:07:23Thank you sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:34My mother.
01:07:42The second one.
01:07:44The second one.
01:07:45The third one.
01:07:45The third one.
01:07:45The third one.
01:07:47The third one.
01:07:47The third one.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:06Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:20That's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi.
01:09:27Welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome.
01:09:35I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size 7.
01:09:49Oh, Bitty can't even walk but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on.
01:09:53She wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:00She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37What?
01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:19Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person, after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:35Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:28You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You, out!
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:45I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:50No.
01:13:50Don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:59First assignment?
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of Zio.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you talking...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you?
01:15:14You lied to me at the store!
01:15:17You were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:35How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:16:03Eva.
01:16:04What?
01:16:05Let me go!
01:16:06I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:11I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay?
01:16:12I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:50Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva.
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00I love Bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus.
01:18:23Maximus deserves to know, Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Daddy!
01:19:34Piper!
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:48I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Mama!
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:29But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:57I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:19Yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry! I struck your tire!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No? Not funny?
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