00:01www.mesmerism.it
00:30I want you to protect him while he's in the inside.
00:31Mister, I'm too good for the hood.
00:33I'll bounce your ass up off this front porch sideways.
00:34I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word you said.
00:39I sentence you to maximum security prison.
00:42You have 30 days to get your affairs in order.
00:44I didn't do it!
00:45They're sending you to Sam Quentin?
00:47God damn!
00:48Teach me how to survive in prison the way you did.
00:51Wait, what?
00:51I could pay you.
00:53See you tomorrow, convict.
00:54Why would he hire you?
00:56Because he thinks I went to prison.
00:57You're not exactly a thug, Darnell.
00:59All I gotta do is be every stereotype you already thinks I am.
01:02Good night.
01:04Bitch, don't walk away from me.
01:05What the hell did you just say to me?
01:07Don't stop!
01:07Fucking stop!
01:08What is that?
01:10Now, if you do exactly what I say, you will definitely survive in prison.
01:13Let me see what your mad dog face looks like.
01:14I'm sorry, what's a mad dog?
01:16You're a mad dog.
01:17Like a pit bull with no leash.
01:20What are you doing, James?
01:21I'm sad-dogging you.
01:23James?
01:23I think that's a strategy that could work.
01:25Please don't sexually assault me.
01:27I'm already too sad.
01:28Hey, baby, I want you to punch that big-ass dude in the mouth.
01:30That's insane, man.
01:31Well, those type of guys you're gonna see insane quickly.
01:33Hey, guys, I want to fight you.
01:35Some kind of joke, man?
01:36Your mother's a joke.
01:37I don't know.
01:38No, my mom.
01:39Get back here, bitch!
01:40Oh, no, please!
01:41Don't hurt my body!
01:42Oh, no, my body!
01:45Don't mess up.
01:45Your training's not going well, man.
01:47I got a plan.
01:48Thank God.
01:48You're gonna learn how to...
01:49What?
01:50When life throws you dick, you make dickade.
01:52Dickade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.
01:57Curl me!
01:58We do this, we do it hard.
02:00I can get hard.
02:02We're about to stimulate a prison riot.
02:04Oh, my God!
02:05Let me out!
02:07Do that!
02:07Freak down!
02:10I totally feel fine.
02:12Ow!
02:12What?
02:12It's a...
02:15Oh, God!
02:17Is my eye touching?
02:18It looks fine.
02:19This is where I need to get out.
02:20James!
02:20No!
02:21No!
02:21Ah!
02:22Ah!
02:23Ah!
02:23Ah!
02:23Ah!
02:24Ah!
02:24Ah!
02:24Ah!
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