00:03Grazie a tutti.
00:30No, non sono messi con me, tu geriatrici prick.
00:33Yeah!
00:34Sverel will work,
00:35ma possiamo solo mettere uno in the movie.
00:37I'm making it, baby!
00:38So, what you're about to see
00:39are several of these alts,
00:41or alternative joke scenes,
00:42from Kevin Hart.
00:45Oh, this is going to be the best fight ever!
00:48Action!
00:50I got a contract!
00:52You know what, man?
00:52Screw you and screw my dad.
01:00I got a lot going on up here.
01:01Okay, hold on.
01:01Screw you and screw my dad.
01:03What you think?
01:03You the only one that got ripped off?
01:04I got three kids.
01:05Three kids that need things.
01:06Clothes.
01:07School tutor.
01:08They're the only ones in their class
01:09with an iPhone 3.
01:10Do you have any idea
01:10how mean white kids can be
01:11about stuff like that?
01:14Okay.
01:14One, Lord!
01:16Oh, I can see her!
01:17I can see her right there!
01:18Let's go!
01:19Let's get ready!
01:20Y'all can do this!
01:22My seatbelt okay?
01:24Are you going to ask her
01:25if we're ready?
01:27Oh, yeah!
01:28Here it comes!
01:33Oh, that's beautiful!
01:34That's just beautiful!
01:36Magic!
01:38That's...
01:38Come on!
01:42One of them got to be good.
01:45At least one of them.
01:47Action!
01:47I just trust your father
01:48and I don't trust you.
01:50Give me a favor.
01:50Why don't you tell that
01:51to St. Peter next week?
01:53Ready?
01:54There you go.
01:54One more.
01:55Okay, you know what you have to do?
01:57Hey, I had a good one.
01:58I had a good one.
01:58I got one.
01:59Do one more.
01:59I got a good one.
02:00And I don't trust you.
02:01You trust the wheel
02:02when the wheel first came out?
02:03Because you were around.
02:05Oh, shit.
02:07You come to my home?
02:08Well, not really my home.
02:10A place where I'm staying
02:11until shit gets right.
02:14Oh, my goodness.
02:14Do you see who that is?
02:15Ay!
02:16Just made me ass
02:17out of myself, didn't I?
02:18It was this night.
02:19I thought it was the one.
02:19I thought it was L.O. Cooch.
02:20It wasn't.
02:21No, no, it's a boy.
02:22He's licking his lips a lot.
02:23Luke's chips on it.
02:24Just take it.
02:24Just let it go.
02:25What?
02:26Are you kidding me right now?
02:28Hey, shut up!
02:29Hold on, hold on.
02:30You tell me to shut up?
02:31Hey, let me tell you something.
02:32I know y'all is leaving
02:33them nasty coddles
02:34in front of my door.
02:35You better stop it.
02:36Or else I'm gonna call the cops.
02:38Yeah, you know
02:38what I'm talking about, nasty.
02:40Hell yeah.
02:42You shut up!
02:42Don't try to talk to me now
02:44because I'm gonna have
02:44a bunch of money.
02:45You didn't want me then?
02:46So don't try to want me now.
02:47Okay?
02:48And I know your regular prices.
02:49So don't try to raise up on me.
02:50Ever!
02:55How you doing?
02:56Hey, hey,
02:57I'm just excited that you are.
02:59Yeah, I'm doing what I do, baby.
03:01It's in my jeans.
03:04I have no idea who that was.
03:07I'm gonna like money, ladies.
03:08I want to celebrate.
03:09But I want to celebrate
03:10with some coffee and cream.
03:11Or some cream and coffee.
03:12It don't matter.
03:13Let's just do it together.
03:14Dressing room, five minutes.
03:15Champagnes all night.
03:16I'm trying to pop a bottle, ladies.
03:19That's the thing about these things.
03:19You gotta go as Hollywood as you can.
03:21Everybody wants to see you.
03:22Everybody wants to know
03:23that they know you.
03:24So you allow them to do it.
03:25Hey, what's going on?
03:27I can't stand his ass.
03:29Oh, I am done
03:31with this piece of shit here.
03:33Get...
03:33Cut!
03:34I'm like Cool Whip.
03:35Maybe I can top anything.
03:37That's it.
03:38I actually locked myself in for real.
03:40I'm like Cool Whip.
03:42I'm just going to do it.
03:43Let's go.
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