00:00.
00:04.
00:05.
00:05.
00:05I got a new identity that's gonna be killer. We need you to improvise.
00:08I suck at improvising, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:13Yo, Sleepy! What's up, homie?
00:14Everyone say in the barrio Sleepy, he like the Mexican Wolverine.
00:19Why you not talking?
00:22My name is Jeff.
00:24It's Hefe, man.
00:27You do realize you just destroyed half of Metro City port.
00:33I kinda see it as the port is half non-destroyed.
00:39This happened because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing you did the first time.
00:44Do the same thing. Everyone's happy.
00:47How you bitches like Jump Street now?
00:49Hey!
00:49So we're going back to high school?
00:50Your ass look like you're about thick. You're going to MC State.
00:54Welcome to college.
00:55Hot plate.
00:56Bean bag chair.
00:57Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol.
01:00Are you two dicking around in school again?
01:03Well, one of us got laid last night.
01:05Hey.
01:06You look really old.
01:07I'm 19, so...
01:08You were thrusting so hard I thought your hip popped out of it.
01:11I don't have a single lead.
01:12We need an expert to consult.
01:13I heard someone's bringing a ton of that stuff down to Mexico for spring break.
01:16That's your lead!
01:17But we don't know who it is.
01:18We don't know who it is.
01:19That doesn't sound anything like me.
01:21It's not not yet.
01:22Eric!
01:23Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!
01:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:25That's Schmidt being a little bitch.
01:27Look, you gotta take your thing to the next level, guys.
01:29Spring break.
01:31Did you not see that I was going first?
01:33Excuse you.
01:33Excuse you.
01:33Go ahead.
01:38You never know.
01:40Oh, why are you gonna put it there?
01:41Feels right.
01:45It's in-kidget my bow!
01:49Remember me?
01:49I'm your best nightmare.
01:50I'm your worst nightmare.
01:59Hit me!
02:00I'm not gonna fight a girl.
02:02No!
02:03What were you doing?
02:04What am I doing?
02:04Why did you try to kiss me?
02:05I didn't try to kiss you!
02:07No, you're leaning in again!
02:08I didn't want to kiss!
02:09This is the most uncomfortable fist fight I've ever been in!
02:14Hey, listen!
02:15There's a grenade in my shorts!
02:16Can you reach it?
02:17I got it!
02:18That's my dick!
02:19What about that?
02:19That's my dick also!
02:21Please!
02:21Hello!
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