00:06La not so slim shady
00:07What's up dude?
00:08I haven't seen you since high school
00:10Hey! Titty twister!
00:11Stop! Stop!
00:14You're good at this huh?
00:16Yeah
00:16Test results gentlemen
00:17Such bull
00:18You're really good at this
00:20Yeah
00:20Hey you wanna be friends?
00:22Yeah I do
00:23You're ready for a lifetime of being badasses
00:25Oh I am
00:30I thought this job would have more car chases than explosions
00:32You're dead
00:32Yours isn't loaded right?
00:34Nah that's no fun
00:36Sup chief
00:37We got our first plus
00:38I got him!
00:39Yes!
00:39Yes!
00:40You forgot to read him his Miranda rights
00:42Do you even know the Miranda rights?
00:44Look it obviously starts with
00:46Do you have the right to remain an attorney?
00:48Do you say you have the right to be an attorney?
00:51You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to
00:54We're reviving a cancelled undercover program from the 80s
00:57Where do we report to?
00:58Down on Jump Street
00:5921 Jump Street
01:01You are here because you some Justin Beaver, Miley Cyrus looking moth
01:07You will be going in as undercover high school stools
01:12Yeah we slept some muscle tone there young man
01:14When did you go through puberty?
01:15Like at 7 or something?
01:17There's a new synthetic drug at Sagan High
01:20The mission is find a supplier
01:22I think the dealers are the popular kids
01:23We should start a party
01:24That would be the quickest way to get in with them
01:26Come on let's go
01:27Don't give nobody no drugs
01:29No alcohol
01:30I promise you we'll be super professional
01:36Take it here so I know you're cool
01:39Have fun
01:41Are you guys on drugs?
01:43I don't like that
01:44Put your tongue back in your mouth
01:47A lot of things that made me wonder about you
01:48Your taste in music
01:50The fact that you look like a 40 year old man
01:52Let me check out your chest
01:54Check out your test
01:55After what you pulled yesterday
01:57There's no way you could be cussed right?
02:01Will you go to prom with me?
02:10That was the reason
02:11Oh when did I get stabbed?
02:15That's awesome
02:19Why do you always jump across the car like that?
02:21Because it looks cool
02:21You try
02:26You okay?
02:28I think I crapped my pants
02:29I think I crapped my pants
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