00:02www.mesmerism.info
00:02Unconfirmed reports
00:03just in that thousands of children
00:05have awoken on Christmas morning
00:07to discover their stockings empty
00:15Are you the real Santa?
00:18Oh yes!
00:19Breaking news, a man claiming to be Santa
00:22was arrested last night trying to steal some reindeer
00:24Oi Puck, what am I going for Christmas?
00:27You have to let me out of here
00:28or Christmas will be cancelled
00:31Santa's in prison
00:32What? He's crushed his sleigh, lost his reindeer
00:35and if we don't help him
00:36Christmas is off
00:38Well that's it then lads
00:43We can't go and see that old fruitcake from last night
00:45He's not a fruitcake, he's Santa
00:47Deep in your heart you know who I am
00:49Are you on medication?
00:53Seek out Dasha
00:54who will then leave to my new magic slave
00:56Dasha speaks?
00:58He communicates
01:01Alright then, so what does that mean?
01:03Pretty soon, the world's gonna wake up to discover
01:05Santa's gone AWOL
01:08Santa's relying on you, Dad
01:11I've heard you do a right moody impression
01:13of Father Christmas
01:14Anyone stares at you, tell them to get out of your face
01:16Get out of your face
01:18No, no, get out of their face, get out of your face
01:22No, no, no
01:28That was brilliant
01:30I know
01:32You fall back down
01:33Considering how many mince pies are you
01:35that I think are doing very well
01:39It's the Northern Lights
01:41I never thought it was real
01:46All I wanted today was a chance to be a proper dad
01:48Or a good dad
01:51He's Santa!
01:52He really is!
01:52I am!
01:53I'm not an elf
01:59This isn't so bad
02:03This isn't so bad
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