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00:03All right, baby, it's time tonight.
00:05Let's go!
00:06Woo!
00:07I'm so excited.
00:07Beautiful, oh, oh, 90 days, 90 days.
00:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
00:18The other night, I called my friend Michael.
00:21He wants to come here.
00:24Perfect.
00:26He already bought a flight.
00:29What?
00:30He's already coming.
00:32He's already on the way, in the air.
00:34Airborne, Michael.
00:36Michael's about to come in like Dudley Drew Wright.
00:39It sure G-Swell is willikers to see you.
00:42Can we just be done with the country of Morocco?
00:45Don't be mad.
00:47What?
00:48So I may have been texting Mohamed.
00:56Girl.
00:56Girl.
00:57Well, you would do the same.
00:58If you were already there, you knew somebody.
01:01She's smiling big.
01:02I think that's what she really wanted.
01:04She wanted the big D.
01:05I love you.
01:08But stop telling me lies.
01:10Stop with hurting some secrets.
01:12So I have more to tell you then?
01:14More to tell me?
01:15Here we go.
01:17Daniel, get ready.
01:18Brace yourself.
01:19Oh, my God.
01:20Oh, my God.
01:20Oh, my God.
01:21Oh, my God.
01:24Here we go.
01:24Here we go.
01:31Excited.
01:32The guys are awake.
01:33That's us.
01:33Winning tonight.
01:35Winning is winning.
01:35It's going to be a twin-tastic evening.
01:38A twin-tastic evening.
01:39That's right.
01:39Yeah.
01:40Wait, let me fix something.
01:41The gray's popping out.
01:42I know.
01:42Wow.
01:43You got some spray?
01:44Yeah, I sprayed mine.
01:45We're getting old.
01:47What you gonna do?
01:4851 and fabulous though, right?
01:50That's right.
01:50F-A-B?
01:51Yes.
01:52That's right.
01:54So this is the couch that I've been hearing about?
01:56Yes.
01:57Look how comfy it is.
01:58Isn't so fluffy?
02:00Where's the rest of it?
02:02Where's the rest of it?
02:03They're like, you don't have an arm rest here.
02:05Well, that's because it's on back order.
02:06Is this a bargain basement deal?
02:10Okay, honey.
02:11Oh, my God.
02:12What is this you're bringing me?
02:13Your upgraded nut bowl.
02:16But it's too big and there's two little nuts in there.
02:18Well, that's what I had.
02:19No.
02:20I don't know.
02:21Doesn't feel right?
02:23No, it's not the right, you know, weight to it.
02:26It's too much.
02:26Go bring me the regular bowl.
02:28Please.
02:29Please.
02:29I said please in the end.
02:32Are you ready?
02:33I'm ready.
02:34Because you know what I've been thinking about all week?
02:36What?
02:37It's freaking Lisa and Daniel.
02:38How much worse is it gonna get when he finds out that she was actually married to a woman?
02:44What if I told you that I was married to women before you?
02:48It would be worse.
02:49No, it would not.
02:50What if I was still married to a woman?
02:53I would say, okay, let's bring her in.
02:56No, you wouldn't.
02:57I've asked you before if you wanted to have a threesome and you were like, no.
03:00I would never do that.
03:03Oh, much better, honey.
03:05You're welcome.
03:05I'm glad I get to watch with you.
03:07Last week, you dipped on me.
03:09I had a great time, though, with Yara.
03:11Like, you've got some competition.
03:13We had a lot of fun.
03:14I'm not worried about competition.
03:16You keep telling me competition, I'm gonna go watch with Joe next time.
03:20And leave you by yourself.
03:26All right, Veronica, where are we at here?
03:28We're in...
03:31Nigeria.
03:31Nigeria, yeah.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Did she get her own room?
03:34Lisa and Daniel.
03:35Well, she looks hungover.
03:37Last night was rough.
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:38Right?
03:39She was downing that wine.
03:40Mm-hmm.
03:41My stomach hurts for her.
03:42Mm.
03:43Last night, I told Daniel that I was married five times and I'm still married.
03:49He didn't react very well at all.
03:51He is hurt.
03:52Yeah, I think he really cares for her.
03:54He's in shock.
03:55He's showing you.
03:56He's in shock.
03:57This man is freaking out that he's sleeping with some other man's wife.
04:01And she did not correct him and say, actually, you're sleeping with some other woman's wife.
04:05Woman's wife, yeah.
04:06That would have been the perfect time.
04:07He is gonna freak out.
04:09I mean...
04:09If you're just gonna get it all out, just get it all out.
04:12It's like word vomit.
04:13I have it all the time.
04:15I think the fact that Daniel reacted this way shows that he's desperately in love with me.
04:20And he's heartbroken.
04:23So I'm gonna wipe the tears and I'm gonna fight for Daniel.
04:27Girl, you gotta come clean because you're gonna rebuild and then hit him with another bomb.
04:32I'm rooting for her.
04:33I'm rooting for them.
04:34She does deserve love.
04:35They both do.
04:36But at the end of the day, you can't go into a marriage with dishonesty.
04:40With lies.
04:41I can't say it enough.
04:44I'm really, really sorry about not telling you everything.
04:48But is that actually everything?
04:49Okay, wait.
04:50She's gonna tell him now.
04:52You have to tell him...
04:52I don't think she's gonna tell him.
04:54...now.
04:55Do you know the time I slept last night?
04:58No.
04:59Around 5 a.m.
05:01Because I cried throughout the night.
05:03Oh my goodness!
05:05Preach, boy!
05:06That's a lie.
05:07If he cried that long, his eyes would've been puffy.
05:09He's lying.
05:11Men are different from women.
05:13When we cry, it's not necessarily about tears.
05:17You might be crying internally as well.
05:19I feel bad for Daniel.
05:21I actually do.
05:22I think he's like a very respectable guy.
05:25Good.
05:25That's good.
05:26I don't expect you to forgive me all at once.
05:29I'm not asking you to trust me all over again.
05:31I'm asking you to give me a chance.
05:34We have to talk to my uncle.
05:37If I didn't talk to my uncle about this,
05:39the ancestors, they might come after me.
05:42She knows his uncle ain't gonna go for that .
05:45He's afraid about, like, the afterlife.
05:48Yeah.
05:48Like, what's gonna happen?
05:48That's scary.
05:49That's scary.
05:50That's like the rest of his life,
05:51walking on eggshells, like,
05:52not knowing what's gonna happen, like...
05:54Because of this one mistake.
05:55Do we have ancestors coming after us?
05:57What have we done?
05:58I don't know.
05:59Did you do something you didn't tell me?
06:01No.
06:02All I'm doing is making you babies.
06:05Well, don't call your uncle just yet.
06:08I already planned for us
06:10to have a small romantic getaway,
06:13and I wanna know if we can go on this trip together.
06:17Don't take him away.
06:18Convince him to go away with you
06:19and tell him there, like,
06:21you're here right now.
06:22That's what you women do.
06:23You think it's better
06:25to give a little bit of carrot
06:27before you get the stick.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:31What are we, funnies?
06:32Take a little bit of carrot.
06:33Yeah, they should just go.
06:35Have fun.
06:35But she does need to tell him
06:37about the eating.
06:46Okay.
06:49Okay.
06:50Hey, give him a shot.
06:52Get that little free vacation.
06:53Yeah, he wants a little free getaway, maybe.
06:56If he really actually loves her
07:00and wants to be with her,
07:01he should go on the trip.
07:03Yeah, I feel like, again,
07:04give her the opportunity to explain herself.
07:06I think if you love somebody enough,
07:08I mean, you can get over...
07:10Forgive anything.
07:11...some fornication.
07:13I need to tell Daniel the full truth
07:15about being with women.
07:17I don't want him to go and tell his uncle one thing
07:19and then have to go back and tell him again.
07:21Let's go.
07:24Whether he forgives me or not,
07:25I have to finish telling him the truth.
07:28I just can't wait to see his face
07:30when she drops these bombs on him.
07:32Yeah.
07:32She's got more to reveal,
07:33and I think he's not gonna like this.
07:37Yeah.
07:37This is gonna be the end-all be-all.
07:40Yeah, this trip is definitely gonna
07:42make or break them for sure.
07:50Where is this?
07:52I know!
07:53The music hole!
07:55Turkey!
08:00Hey!
08:01Whoa!
08:02I wanna have fun and enjoy the culture with him
08:05as much as possible before I leave,
08:07but since my conversation with Michael,
08:11I've been feeling so torn on how to handle this situation.
08:15It's really weighing on my mind,
08:17and then something happened this morning
08:20that I need to tell Birkan about,
08:23and I know he's not gonna be happy.
08:26What do you think Laura needs to tell Birkan?
08:28That Michael's coming?
08:29That's what I think.
08:30Maybe, probably.
08:30She spoke to him about it,
08:31but on the conversation,
08:33they didn't, like, 100% agree that he's coming, right?
08:36We don't know if he's gonna show up or not.
08:38He might be coming.
08:40Yeah.
08:41And Birkan's not gonna be happy about it.
08:47Okay.
08:49Oh, my God.
08:50This is amazing.
08:56Great.
09:01That's adorable.
09:04Let me tell you,
09:05when I was in Greece,
09:06there was, like, some ruins
09:07that cost, like, $20 to get into,
09:09and there was literally a pillar.
09:12One.
09:12One pillar.
09:14And they were like,
09:14this is all that remains.
09:16I was like, what in the world?
09:17Mm.
09:18The Ephesus is one of the seven ancient historical places
09:23in the world.
09:24Imagine living in those times.
09:26Mm.
09:27I feel like we would be, like, goddesses.
09:28Yeah, we would be the, like, the beautiful, like, goddesses.
09:32Mm-hmm.
09:32With, like, the pegasus horses and all that.
09:35And, like, those cute sandals they wear.
09:37Mm-hmm.
09:37And, like, the white, blue dresses.
09:38And the gold little, uh, tiaras.
09:39Yeah.
09:40With the leafs.
09:41And our hunky,
09:42our hunky hot guys.
09:44Gods.
09:45Like, riding up on a horse,
09:47and, like, they're coming for us.
09:49Come on, Darcy.
09:51We wouldn't need surgery back then.
09:53Yeah, I know.
09:53They like it a little.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Curvy.
09:56You wanna have a seat?
09:57Okay.
09:59Okay.
10:01Okay, that's cold.
10:02Okay.
10:03It is a little chilly, but...
10:04Yeah.
10:05Ah.
10:09I hope you know
10:12that I really do
10:14want this relationship to work.
10:18Whenever conversation starts like that,
10:20it's about to take the U-turn.
10:25So...
10:26the other night,
10:28I called my friend Michael.
10:31This is pretty much how any conversation
10:33with anyone I'm dating is the...
10:35So I talked to Tim the other night.
10:37Mm.
10:38Yeah.
10:39His face is how I feel, like,
10:4123 hours of every day.
10:44I have concerns,
10:45and now Michael has the same concerns.
10:48I have concerns because you...
10:50because you are still communicating with Michael.
10:55And talking about our relationship.
10:58They're meeting for the first time,
11:00and they wanna work on their relationship.
11:02Yeah.
11:02There's no space for another guy to come,
11:04whether it's a friend or not.
11:05It's too soon.
11:06It's too...
11:07It's too...
11:08It's obviously rubbing him the wrong way.
11:09Yeah.
11:10But it's her best friend.
11:11Michael and Laura
11:12should be in a relationship.
11:14You're seeing Michael
11:14for some reason?
11:15You're against this guy so bad?
11:17I'm very...
11:17Yeah, I don't like him.
11:18I think he's sneaky.
11:19I think that Laura deserves
11:20a very good person,
11:22and Michael, like,
11:23puts her on a pedestal.
11:25He has no place in our relationship.
11:31Well...
11:32He wants to come here.
11:36Perfect.
11:40No, there is no point.
11:45He already bought a flight.
11:47Boom!
11:48On the way!
11:49He's on the way.
11:51What?
11:52He's already coming.
11:54He's already on the way.
11:55He's in the air.
11:56Airborne, Michael.
11:59He's coming.
12:02Yeah.
12:05Without asking.
12:08Without telling anything.
12:10Nothing.
12:12This is ridiculous.
12:17Whoo!
12:17This guy is pissed.
12:19I would be pissed too.
12:20What if the situation was reversed?
12:22What?
12:23And you were in Laura's situation.
12:25Mm-hmm.
12:25And then Bianca was like,
12:26oh, my female friend
12:27who was in love with me,
12:28I shared the concern with her,
12:30and she's coming.
12:31How would you react?
12:33My reaction would not be as...
12:36calm as your kind.
12:38I was like, bitch, who's coming?!
12:43Uh,
12:44Emma, interview.
12:45I'll take money.
12:46Hmm.
12:47Who's it?
12:48Muhammad.
12:49Oh, my God.
12:51Perfect timing, Muhammad, right?
12:52When she's vulnerable and hurt
12:54and just got dumped in the desert.
12:56That's good.
12:58How are we supposed to hear this conversation?
13:00You better put that on speaker.
13:03Michael's on his way to Turkey.
13:05Mm-hmm.
13:05Our favorite place.
13:06That's right.
13:06Well, we were just there.
13:07Yeah.
13:08To do our make-unders.
13:09That's right.
13:09We're pretty much, like,
13:10half Turkish at this point.
13:11Totally.
13:12Look what I got.
13:15These are my bad boys.
13:16Oh!
13:16These are my bad boys.
13:18Remember these?
13:18The old boobies.
13:19Look, look, look.
13:20Okay.
13:20They're heavy.
13:21They were heavy.
13:22Yeah.
13:22Like basketballs.
13:23Yeah, let's see what it will look like.
13:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:28Here, hold on.
13:28Let me see.
13:29Okay.
13:30Let me see.
13:30Turn to the side.
13:33Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it,
13:36get it.
13:37Nah, because what if you really got them in
13:39and then they fall down like that or flip around.
13:41Yeah.
13:42I don't think we need these.
13:43Okay.
13:44Next time we go to Turkey, we just go on vacation.
13:46Exactly.
13:56Here we go, Emma, getting her tea.
14:00Do you think she's gonna spill the tea?
14:02I can't believe he left her in the desert.
14:03That was cold.
14:04Her getting dumped in the desert sounds like the beginning of a Veronica story.
14:08Truly.
14:16Emma!
14:17Maddie!
14:18Hi, I miss you.
14:21What's up?
14:21What's wrong?
14:23What can you tell I'm sad today?
14:25Yeah, I can tell in your eyes.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Her eyes tell a lot.
14:29What happened?
14:31Basically, I, like, told Ziyad everything about, like, Muhammad, and it literally, Maddie, went to .
14:38I think Ziyad's reason for breaking up with Emma is just the fact that she came out so aggressive and
14:44desperate for being engaged.
14:47Well, yeah, I mean, I feel like he just wanted a reason to break up with her. He never wanted
14:51to be with her.
14:52He's not the one.
14:53Yeah.
14:54It was a blessing that they broke up, but, you know, it's not cool that he just, like, left her.
14:58No, no, in a foreign country, she's kind of scared. She's by herself.
15:02I mean, not the way I personally would have handled it.
15:04No, you would have guilt tripped her and been like, you can make it up to me.
15:08Andy's nuts.
15:10She should be, like, living her best life, right?
15:13Yeah, in Morocco, I don't know. I mean, find another Ziyad.
15:17Or her ex, Muhammad.
15:19Muhammad, find, oh, yeah, go see your ex. Isn't it there?
15:22Can we just be done with the country of Morocco?
15:28Don't be mad.
15:30Don't be mad.
15:31What is she going to do?
15:33I message Muhammad.
15:35She met another Moroccan.
15:37Don't be mad.
15:39What?
15:40So I may have been texting Muhammad.
15:48Girl.
15:49Well, you would do the same. If you were already there, you knew somebody.
15:53Yeah, probably.
15:54Yeah, you would.
15:55You wouldn't want to waste a trip.
15:57She's smiling big. I think that's what she really wanted. She wanted the big D.
16:02I used Ziyad as a backup for Muhammad, and now Muhammad's my backup for Ziyad.
16:08See how that's full circle?
16:10Why are we doing this to yourself?
16:13I mean, I don't know. I think just because things got so bad with Ziyad, it's just making me, like,
16:18go back to Muhammad.
16:20That was terrible. Because he was just as bad.
16:25Don't go back into the bad patterns.
16:26Well, if he's just as bad, then run, girl. Run.
16:29Just meet someone new.
16:30Yeah.
16:30Running at the whole Morocco.
16:32Yeah.
16:33It's true. Why are you going to go back to your ex? Exes are exes for a reason.
16:38I just don't know what you're going to gain out of this.
16:41Yeah. I don't know. I guess we'll see.
16:45Some . A good down.
16:49It's like Elise. They don't know how women should be treated because they haven't been with someone who should treat
16:54them the way that they deserve it.
16:55Because they keep going after assholes. You know how I know that?
16:57Because I dated assholes, and then I found the right one who treated me right, who sometimes pisses me off,
17:03but I love him anyways.
17:05I love you.
17:11I love you.
17:13I love you.
17:13I love you.
17:13Emma, interview.
17:14I'll take money.
17:16Who is it?
17:18Muhammad.
17:19Oh my God.
17:20Okay, girl, answer.
17:22What does he have to say?
17:23Perfect timing, Muhammad, right?
17:25When she's vulnerable and hurt and just got dumped in the desert.
17:28That's good.
17:30Hello?
17:31Hey.
17:35you better put that on speaker how are we supposed to hear this conversation why do you want to see
17:40me oh it's no big deal i'm gonna hop on a camel in two seconds and gullip right through you
17:49i
17:49think a camel does not move that fast it's extra camel you too bye
17:59oh she's like i did it i got him i got him back right in the palm of my hands
18:04he wants to see me
18:07he told me to text him a place that we could meet oh yeah she got a date she got
18:14a date with her ex in
18:15morocco he wants her back me and muhammad have been through a lot and we were madly in love for
18:23a lot
18:24of years so that's something that doesn't just go away it's arousing me in my nether regions this
18:30guy looks even though his face is blurred he looks like a better fit for her than the other ones
18:35totally i think if i don't see him i'm always going to regret it
18:41maybe this whole thing was just a ploy to get muhammad back maybe maybe this was actually her
18:47master plan all along yeah hey you know the universe is bringing them together for a reason so i'm
18:53actually kind of curious to see what happens joshua gives me butterflies like he's hot like sending
19:00him away it's it's hard but like i came here wanting to do things differently like not leading
19:06with sex but at the same time i wanted to make him you know see a little glimpse of what
19:11he might be
19:11getting he can sleep in the i've slept in the bed with her myself like you can sleep and not
19:18have sex
19:19you can he can't oh this is bull you think he's gonna stay on the couch no yeah would you
19:25no
19:28all right who's ready for a snackie my favorite catch
19:35okay catch you have to open your mouth hole time to react oh my god you suck at throwing
19:43you went like this let me show you that's what you did back up let me show you that was
19:49done
19:50put your tongue down oh my god it went down my throat yeah
19:59oh where are we babe oh we're in australia no australia nigeria what the hell no we're in
20:06australia guys where are we going lefty and we're just up here on the left reminds me of us when
20:13we
20:13travel all our bags we're in our heels we're like lugging around damn elise looks good whoa
20:20a little barbie i mean they look good together at this point it's been 40 hours that i've been up
20:27and i am completely delirious completely foggy that's nuts she flew changed went out drank
20:36work like good job yeah she's a trooper this is your room oh wait wait wait what that him that's
20:47chris that's the roommate oh no he didn't put it in the room ew and here's a picture of him
20:55in the
20:56this is the best part this is a this is a cool move is this ai generated why is he
21:03in a castle in
21:04front of a fire it's the morning lisa we call it it's the moaning lisa morning lisa these two been
21:12through some i gotta say i think these two guys can tell they've like traveled and they travel they
21:17travel through town over there through the whole town they travel oh my god these two they're gonna
21:22be and chris is gonna fall on top of them chris is gonna hang on the wall like
21:30they're like jokesters they like to like you know not on the first day it's gonna give her the
21:34wrong it's annoying at this point yeah they kind of reminded me of us like we're always together
21:39i get it yeah now i now i see it overkill i guess so we gotta we gotta start doing
21:44we gotta do
21:44separate yeah it's a little awkward yeah excuse me so i'm really confused like you could have put a
21:51picture of me didn't have one in such a lot of my social media social media this is you this
22:01is like
22:01you i can't say i i have to say you she reminds me of you i'm gonna need more pillows
22:08uh we can organize that pillows steamer in the morning we should maybe make a list so you don't
22:15forget all right set yourself up for success all right then this is exactly like you i'm telling you
22:20it is you make a list this is the same stuff she's a keeper my friend i'm telling you even
22:27though
22:27she's annoying she's a keeper good night all right this is your bed okay i just want to get comfy
22:37clothes on yep and go to bed okay perfect and i'm on the couch okay before i got here i
22:45told
22:45joshua i wanted to take things slow so he's gonna sleep on the couch that way we're both avoiding
22:50temptation you can sleep in the i've slept in the bed with her myself like you can sleep and not
22:57have sex you can he can't oh joshua gives me butterflies like he's hot like sending him away
23:04it's it's hard but like i came here wanting to do things differently like not leading with sex but at
23:10the same time i wanted to make him you know see a little glimpse of what he might be getting
23:16okay yeah i think this is good this is good for her she wants a different you know feeling in
23:21a
23:21relationship where she takes it slow and let it happen naturally i just love it makes no sense that
23:27the delaying having sex because i feel like you know you're gonna do it josh
23:38are you gonna come say good night okay you get a girl get a little bit tease him lise yeah
23:48let's be so for real she's just trying to show off this outfit as she should
23:56good night good night good night let him wait exactly let him wait let him wait yeah she's like
24:04playing that game of get your for nothing this is bull you think he's gonna stay on the couch
24:09no yeah would you no
24:14i'm really happy that we have a really strong connection straight away from the moment we met
24:19but um i haven't shared my whole life with um alice yet i'm a bit worried that she might
24:24you know find out some things you know parts of my life that she's not exactly happy with
24:29oh my god what is that the truth comes out how much gambling debt does this guy have
24:36i just hope i can show her that i'm a good person you know with flaws but
24:39a good person and hopefully she falls in love with me
24:47wait was that a clap off in the line yes 1989's finest did you ever have one of those no
24:54but
24:54i remember the infomercials it seemed very cool cool clap i have no idea what he's waiting
24:59for what he has in store yeah so buddy what you're watching car face
25:11he's trying to intimidate yeah so hard it comes off so funny oh my god that was so good
25:26your dad like butt dials me almost every day
25:29he leaves messages of like two minutes of just nothing i don't know what's going on why is he
25:35butt dials everybody or just me i don't get butt dials oh my god yesterday thursday he butt dials me
25:41all the time and sometimes there's a message of him just doing nothing nothing he just kept recording
25:47for a couple minutes you're my dad's booty call oh my god that's bad
25:54this is turkey oh what the hell was that that look good he's happy wow he's the happiest guy on
26:03this show
26:03oh he is go to turkey if you want yeah could be happy
26:09i cannot believe that michael is actually here in turkey he dropped everything to get on a plane for
26:17me uh-oh spagudio he's coming yeah i don't think this is gonna end well i think he's coming too
26:26soon
26:26i mean it does feel pretty good that someone cares about me enough to do that but it is definitely
26:33wild and complicated she loves this like the two men duking it out for her but yeah you sure do
26:42love
26:43that he's got a challenge why aren't you with michael why are you with irken listen to yourself
26:51he flew across the world to you basically to get you back part of me is like you wouldn't do
26:59that
27:00unless you were in love with this woman there's no way so you think this is normal
27:09well i think he's just concerned about me he's such a good heart
27:20i'm not five years old i don't eat that i mean you act like you're five years old i mean
27:26i in his
27:26defense i'm not gonna be thrilled if i'm in his shoes oh my god but you wanted me to go
27:31to
27:31columbia when you met jennifer on a friend trip uh-huh
27:37you want to open it yeah i do actually thank you
27:44uh-oh he's here oh my god how do you think the first interaction of beer con and michael is
27:50gonna
27:50go i think michael's gonna walk in so excited to see laura and then just be like hey michael's about
27:57to come in like dudley do right like it's sure g swell is williger's to see you hey my friend
28:06oh my
28:07oh my god i cannot believe you're in turkey i sit there he's not gonna get up you're not gonna
28:13get
28:13up hi friend
28:18not the resting beer con bitch face yeah that's a long hug
28:25she was more excited to see him than birka when she first met the love connection
28:29needs to flip yeah this is fantastic right i hope my hotel room looks like this holy cow
28:36hi michael hi michael nice to meet you finally i've heard so much about you yeah but that's
28:42actually more than i thought that he got up and shook his hand that's good i feel like that's i
28:47think that's a cultural thing though like you have to do that he didn't want to but he did it
28:52because he knew he had to how firm is that handshake is he trying to break his hand give me
28:57your
28:58hand i'm trying to break his hand right now like don't yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he squeezed his hand
29:04he squeezed his hand yeah yeah he's like ouch he's like gave him that sign like don't mess with me
29:08yeah
29:13so buddy what you're watching scarface
29:25scarface oh my god that was so good you like american classic movies no
29:37i like mob stuff i enjoy pretty much violence he's trying to intimidate yeah so hard like
29:49violence yeah like if it comes off so funny he's dominating his alpha male is that what's happening
29:57yeah this is what this room is high up i'm afraid for michael flying out of the window
30:04my first impression of miracle is that laura and i are more compatible than i think uh
30:07than birka and she are so i want to make sure that she makes the right choice
30:19i really hope that he like confesses his undying love for laura on this trip
30:23now you got to get into character michael you're the superhero yeah save the day yeah yeah size him up
30:29size him up michael be the blocker that you are come on come on let's go let's go
30:39let's go the good thing is though if her and beer can't break up she has michael to explore turkey
30:43with
30:44like that's cool it's always nice when the lady has a backup but not when a man has a backup
30:49what nothing bitch
30:54i feel so light and so good in this moment with daniel she's very fun loving and has a young
31:00youthful
31:01spirit we're kind of like that i i i see a lot of us in her too oh no no
31:05no i mean like you know
31:07the spirit i rebuke that in jesus name saying we're in the situation of beer con and michael right but
31:16like
31:16your beer con what would you do to make michael feel awkward let's talk about like my gang i'm a
31:23member of a gang i was turning to jail in the cell and like that you know we were like
31:27you are so
31:28not intimidating when i put a serious face show me it's crazy show me your serious face go
31:39that's how you look at the kids sometimes oh did i tell you to make your best
31:47we are i think what couple is this one second let's show you well lisa and daniel on their romantic
31:56getaway
31:58this is a whole resort and there's nobody here and they look a little deserted but well it looks
32:04a little desolate though it looks like a resort that has been closed since 1983. yeah it's off
32:10season that's why you got such a good deal they got that from the same store that sold your couch
32:15stop if you and i were at the resort with nobody there we'd be having sex ever i'd be like
32:19now's our
32:21chance doing it all over you know it takes muscle to pull this yes that's why you're doing the pedaling
32:29and i'm doing the steering i was just putting him to work there's not two sets of pedals that must
32:36be
32:36really hard for that you need some like oil on that put in the work lisa help him out
32:42i feel so light and so good in this moment with daniel
32:46he is having fun and seeing the smile on his face as he's doing it i really feel like we're
32:52reconnecting he's very fun-loving and has a young youthful spirit we're kind of like that i i see
32:58a lot of us in her too oh no no no i mean like you know the spirit i know
33:04i rebuke that in jesus name
33:06this is how the conversation's gonna go right like you're pedaling and you're laughing it's like
33:11she's just driving by the way daniel i i just want you to know that that you're not sleeping with
33:20another man's wife you're sleeping with a woman's wife because i i was married to a woman i'm so happy
33:27you're taking it so well i want to just enjoy myself but i can't because all i can think about
33:33is how there's more to tell him and i have to get it said before he goes to his uncle
33:39it has to be tonight okay spit it out she's got to reveal it like yeah yeah exactly she wants
33:46to
33:47tell him okay it's not on the bike it's somewhere else though it has to be tonight
33:53hey oh yeah nice nice it's a bonfire honey with dancers this is cool though oh yeah i like like
34:04cultural things like that like seeing the dances and music this is beautiful have a seat let's watch
34:12them let's enjoy it have a seat you're about to get burned are you glad you gave me one more
34:19day
34:23i'm enjoying spending time with you this is what this few days is about i feel like she's trying
34:29to like overcompensate knowing she's got some bad yeah i'm trying to get his mood like really good
34:34i love you i want to make you i want to you know love you forever but stop telling me
34:44that
34:44is stop which hurting some secrets okay i understand okay so i have more to tell you then
34:56more to tell me
35:00here it comes oh god here we go
35:06daniel get ready brace yourself oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
35:12what do you mean
35:15so like in nigeria it's not legal for men to marry men or women to marry women right
35:23it's not legal oh my goodness in america it is oh
35:37oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm divorcing a woman daniel
35:41oh my god
35:43and i've been with more than one woman
35:48you're the first man that i've been with in 21 years
35:53please um
35:57this is not good oh my god this is insane she is laying it out right now
36:07it's not it's not as bad as don't come close to me
36:13girl are you kidding me he's done he's done it's over oh he's about to blow he's like does not
36:20compute
36:21daniel's like shook he's like this woman just lied to me again and it's something illegal in my country
36:28so bad what do you think is there a world where they come back from this
36:32i don't think so i don't think so either wow but we might be surprised
36:39next time on before the 90 days you're officially on the gp oh here we go forrest and
36:47sheena remember they were forrest's mom was so mad i only have a week left here in the philippines
36:53and i don't want to waste any time in bringing sheena to america
36:57so i have to be very clear here if you file today for the k-1 bishop it will be
37:05denied
37:06why why why whoa whoa why would it be denied you need a job or you need a sponsor like
37:13your mom who's
37:14definitely not going to sponsor i'm excited to see my family you think they'll be happy to see
37:20yeah did you see me rick and trisha they want babies
37:33uh-oh you better be honest don't you dare say yes when you know you don't want him
37:38yeah he just doesn't want to
37:42you have a lot of secrets i have no more secrets shut your mouth you have been touched by a
37:47woman
37:48not even woman women oh oh my god he's big mad you lied to him so many times and embarrassed
37:57him
37:58she didn't lie she didn't reveal everything you know what him
38:07she's us
38:10oh no him for not accepting my lies i'm ready for the next episode i don't know what's gonna happen
38:17i'm in shock i feel like this is like a whirlwind yeah and it's crazy i don't think it's ever
38:23gonna
38:23end it's a movie it's like a movie it's a movie what what what what what what where where let's
38:34go
38:34get a little nightcap okay are you excited for next week i'm excited for the massage i'm gonna get
38:39what who said anything about a massage now my stomach's growling this baby's so hungry babe you
38:47want snack i do all right what do you want my love i want strawberries and chocolate i got you
38:52because like the chocolate has to be like melted at like perfect temp all right and add some coconut
38:57oil so it's not too crazy i gotta get back oh before you get back will you take a look
39:03at my car
39:03this making a funny noise like what i don't know like a not normal car grinding but uh-huh what's
39:11happening i don't know go turn it on and see the noise it's making ronka your car's new it needs
39:16to go
39:16to a dealer get it stop it's an eyelash it's an eyelash oh it's an eyelash okay calm down calm
39:28down
39:29now it's not like i was about to have a heart attack
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