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Kissing The Wrong Brother
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00:06:03Oh, clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:16God, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:42Okay, well, I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:50and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah, of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:20Like, she bailed?
00:07:21Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:30I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I
00:07:54should
00:07:54have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21Oh!
00:08:22What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Sam, give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:52I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:55Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05in front of them.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:10No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no.
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes.
00:09:15It's strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:39What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:51Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5450% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:59They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:02What are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there.
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:07Yes.
00:10:08Yeah.
00:10:08Just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend 500, get 10% off, and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of
00:10:17the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:19What do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:21Oh, you get a move on.
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:25Relax.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:26Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:31Okay, thank you.
00:10:34Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:40You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Thank you.
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:54Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Okay, let's just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Thank you.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15Thank you.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:19Just to give it away.
00:11:21Thank you.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:37We should go.
00:11:38We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:05Shut up.
00:12:06Oh, sorry.
00:12:07I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:16And don't be late.
00:12:18And don't be late.
00:12:28Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of.
00:12:34Not that I'm judging.
00:12:35I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectful.
00:12:46Can we pick another company?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:52My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:54So, it's perfect.
00:12:56Perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:03Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:34Don, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Rogers.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:00Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey, ladies!
00:14:03That's naked!
00:14:05Oh, dad.
00:14:06That you made it.
00:14:08Oh, I missed you.
00:14:09So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus failed.
00:14:17Good, good, good.
00:14:19So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean, she's 30.
00:14:32Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:41This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:45Auntie Pamela?
00:14:47Debbie?
00:14:47My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:15Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash?
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:23You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:28Actually, he's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow.
00:15:36He is really good looking.
00:15:38Ah, must be AI.
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:44Fake.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:48Show some respect.
00:15:50Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:55and you turned him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:01Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:04That's half a million.
00:16:06Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:16Willie, you've made it.
00:16:28There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now.
00:16:32Living the dream.
00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:39had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is.
00:16:48It's pretty serious.
00:16:49Wow.
00:16:50You must have rushed the time they're not, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though.
00:16:54You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:57Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:00Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:03Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:14Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:17When I sit on my lap...
00:17:19Don't touch me.
00:17:20Oh, so entitled.
00:17:22Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:26And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:30I mean, look at that car.
00:17:33Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:52My mom would never marry.
00:17:53She already has a husband.
00:17:55He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:00Is that so?
00:18:01Well, then, where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him.
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Just like I thought.
00:18:12Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:15That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26She has.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:29I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:31Come on, now.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:34What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:36How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:46Let me go.
00:18:48Let me go.
00:19:02Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:18Mom, I'm going to take her inside.
00:19:20Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:22Well, well, well.
00:19:24If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27No, that's right.
00:19:30Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:34Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:36It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:37I'm Max.
00:19:39Eva told us all about you.
00:19:40From New York.
00:19:41Polite.
00:19:42Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:45Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real.
00:19:50And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:53Son of a bitch.
00:19:55You just ruined my suit.
00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:58That pristine automobile.
00:20:01That car?
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth more than a house.
00:20:05That car?
00:20:06It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:11Wait.
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:21And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:23I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:31Jesus.
00:20:31How did you get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know.
00:20:35Enough, please.
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:43Max, be honest with me.
00:20:46Where did that car come from?
00:20:48How much did you want for it?
00:20:50I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:54So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:59All right, that's it.
00:21:00I'm calling the cops.
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well.
00:21:09Two ways.
00:21:16Listen, hon.
00:21:17I believe you.
00:21:19But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:25It's my car, okay?
00:21:26It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:28If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:30Thank you.
00:21:31Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:35I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have to get lost.
00:21:39And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:42Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:46Loser.
00:21:47Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus.
00:21:53Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:55It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:59Here.
00:22:00Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:09Let's hear it.
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Just leave me alone.
00:22:22Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:25Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:27Yes, sir.
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:31Please, it's not my serious apologies.
00:22:43Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:47You fooled me.
00:22:48What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:53Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:56We were just looking out for you.
00:22:58Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:01You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:03Soon.
00:23:04Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:12We are family, aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:22Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:25Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:29You need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:34In her best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on.
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:51You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:55My fault.
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:59Oh!
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:13And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:14I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:26Huh.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:28He has connections.
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:35Oh, my God.
00:24:36Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:39Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:40Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:51Mom, I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:56Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:07Hey, see you in a bit.
00:25:08Shall we?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want to go do?
00:25:51Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50With mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:52And I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:15See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:03I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas.
00:28:08Lazarus.
00:28:09It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:23So, come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's see.
00:28:25Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:46No complications, you're...
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:49Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:50I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:52Oh, honey.
00:28:53Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:16Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You heard her.
00:29:44Oh, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:52You have 15 minutes.
00:29:53Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:57More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:20We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:24Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:44Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why don't you give it in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:33Um, this is, um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:39I'll say.
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy I caught in?
00:31:43Still think you can lose it?
00:31:46Oh, baby.
00:31:47I don't think I want you.
00:31:53I actually shouldn't.
00:31:58Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, you're such a good kisser.
00:32:03Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:22Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:25What?
00:32:25I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:27It's not you, Max.
00:32:28It's us.
00:32:29It's this.
00:32:30This is all an act.
00:32:31Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:38You just need to be sorry.
00:32:48That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:56It's him.
00:32:57The man from New Year's.
00:32:58Is he Piper's father?
00:33:04Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh, my God.
00:33:08Max is Piper's father.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14I just, um...
00:33:15I just got lightheaded.
00:33:17I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:19Alone.
00:33:21Of course.
00:33:25We have a daughter together.
00:33:27Oh, my God.
00:33:28What do I do?
00:33:35I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:37You can take the bed.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:49So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:52I want to help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father.
00:33:55He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um, Max.
00:34:00How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:09No, no, no.
00:34:10That's impossible.
00:34:11I'm very careful.
00:34:14Mostly.
00:34:17I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:19Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:22And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:24You know?
00:34:26Right.
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:29I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason.
00:34:35Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What?
00:34:42No.
00:34:43Well, then can I ask you a question?
00:34:47Shoot.
00:34:52Where did you get these?
00:34:54And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those.
00:34:58I don't know where those came from.
00:35:00Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:05Oh, my God.
00:35:06Come here.
00:35:08Woo!
00:35:20Elon.
00:35:21The truth is, is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:28Just a second.
00:35:29Come in.
00:35:31Hey, Helen.
00:35:44Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:50Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:51We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:53I can see that.
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:57I mean, if you don't mind.
00:36:00Well, I had a boy.
00:36:01You know what?
00:36:02Just put a shirt on.
00:36:03I'm going to go get her.
00:36:04Piper!
00:36:05Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:09He sprang to his sleigh.
00:36:11To his team gave a whistle.
00:36:13And away they all flew.
00:36:14Like the down of a thistle.
00:36:16But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight.
00:36:20Merry Christmas to all.
00:36:22And to all, a good night.
00:36:27If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:31Good night, Piper.
00:36:36Is her dad still around?
00:36:38Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:36:41Because you're her dad.
00:36:43Uh, no.
00:36:43That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:52Do you really think so?
00:36:54From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:57Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:58He deserves to know.
00:37:06Max.
00:37:10You're Piper's father.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:21¿Qué pasa?
00:37:51¿Qué pasa?
00:38:23Yeah, this, I remember this
00:38:35Good morning, you two lovebugs
00:38:39How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:42Good morning, Ms. Smith, it was great
00:38:45Wonderful
00:38:46Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:50Oh no
00:38:51What is that?
00:38:53Sardines and saltines
00:38:54It's a Smith family classic
00:38:56It was my gram-gram's favorite during wartime
00:38:59Don't be shy, go ahead and grab a handful
00:39:03Max, you don't have to
00:39:04No, no, it's okay
00:39:06Smith family staple
00:39:08There we go
00:39:26Good?
00:39:28Good?
00:39:30Grumpy
00:39:32Bueno, vos dos deberías estar dressed
00:39:34Tienes que ir a ver a la Miranda
00:39:38¿Puedo, um...
00:39:39¿Puedo beber un agua, por favor?
00:39:40Eso significa que no hay escapar a la Miranda
00:39:42y su brood este año
00:39:44¿Qué es lo que pasa con ellos?
00:39:46Cada año, la Miranda te da Piper y yo
00:39:48Dice que Piper es un patrón
00:39:50Y yo...
00:39:53No te preocupes
00:39:54Yo te protejo y Piper
00:39:59Debería tener Sam en stand-by
00:40:00Justo en caso
00:40:01Bueno, parece que es hora de se vestir
00:40:10¿Tienes que se sienta?
00:40:16Espera, ese patrón
00:40:19Espera, ese patrón
00:40:21¿Te gusta?
00:40:23Yo me encantaba cuando me perdí el patrón
00:40:25Hace años
00:40:25¿Puedo perderlo 7 años?
00:40:27No me recuerdo los detalles
00:40:30Pero, afortunadamente,
00:41:01I was able to find a new pair
00:41:01That explains it
00:41:03She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:06Oh, please, Miranda
00:41:07No, Ava is your niece
00:41:09Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:41:11Everyone knows Ava had a kid
00:41:13With a random one-night stand
00:41:15Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:17Exactly
00:41:17Not like my Sierra
00:41:19Married to a legal advisor
00:41:21For Harrison Group
00:41:24Oh, they're here
00:41:26Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:33Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:35Merry Christmas
00:41:37You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:39I am
00:41:40I'm Eva's husband
00:41:41Max
00:41:42Pleasure to meet you
00:41:43Welcome
00:41:43You're Eva's husband
00:41:45But
00:41:47You're gorgeous
00:41:50But
00:41:51What is he having to miss you?
00:41:52Look at you, too
00:41:53You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:55Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:57Merry Christmas
00:41:58This is for Max and I
00:42:00Oh, my goodness
00:42:01Thank you, Eva
00:42:02Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:42:05Oops
00:42:05Oh, my bad
00:42:07Oh, a homemade gift
00:42:09How thrifty
00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:13Mommy's right, you mean all high?
00:42:16You little
00:42:18You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:21Or you will lose yours
00:42:22Oh, I think you broke my wrist
00:42:26Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:28My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:31He could ruin your life
00:42:45Honey, are you okay?
00:42:47I'm fine
00:42:48I'm just a sweat, huh?
00:42:49Yeah
00:42:49It's okay
00:42:50It's okay
00:42:53What are you?
00:42:56Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:58Did you just slap me?
00:43:00Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:02You're a fucking psycho
00:43:04You know what, Sierra?
00:43:05I can take your little insults
00:43:06But leave my family out of this
00:43:10Her family
00:43:12She means me
00:43:18You okay, honey?
00:43:19Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:21Do something
00:43:23You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:24I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:27Oh, wow
00:43:28I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:33Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:36Let's call him
00:43:37I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:40Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:43Enough!
00:43:46There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:49Fine, Dad
00:43:50Let it go, Nathan
00:43:52They're just jealous
00:43:55For Grandpa's sake
00:43:56I'll let you off easy
00:43:57I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:44:01I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:05Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:06Alright, that's enough
00:44:08Everyone come inside
00:44:09And sit down
00:44:30Is this a joke?
00:44:33Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:35Hold it
00:44:35Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:38My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:44My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:47King crab, fresh from Alaska
00:44:50And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:51Three times the price
00:44:54Fifty times the flavor
00:44:56And you don't get a single bite
00:44:58It's just petty
00:44:59Maybe so
00:45:00But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:05Fine
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:08Come on, let's go
00:45:09No, no
00:45:10Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:17I know, dear
00:45:18I just want to have our family together
00:45:20Fine
00:45:21We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:24They're strays and a bitch
00:45:25What was that?
00:45:30I just want to have our family together
00:45:33Fine
00:45:33We'll stay
00:45:36Can I have a little nipple?
00:45:38It's okay, sweetie
00:45:39We'll get something right after
00:45:41Like drive-thru?
00:45:43I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:50No safe
00:45:51Ow
00:45:52Please, are you okay?
00:45:54Yes, please
00:45:55You hit my child
00:45:56You're fucking crazy!
00:45:58Well, if you teach her some manners
00:46:00Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:46:05Don't worry, baby
00:46:06I'll handle it
00:46:10Don't worry, baby
00:46:11I'll handle it
00:46:15Piper
00:46:17Sweetie
00:46:17Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:23Okay, sweetheart
00:46:24Give me two minutes
00:46:25And one phone call
00:46:26As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:29Actually, I do
00:46:32He's such a liar
00:46:33This ought to be hilarious
00:46:34Oh, it will be
00:46:38Sam
00:46:40Yeah, send the troops
00:46:41And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:43I'm already on my way
00:46:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:51I'm already on my way
00:46:54You hear this guy?
00:46:55He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:58From Antarctica
00:47:00Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:47:02His silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:05Max, what are you doing?
00:47:08Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:47:09Santa's already on his way
00:47:10Actually
00:47:12Five
00:47:13Four
00:47:15Three
00:47:16Two
00:47:17One
00:47:21A helicopter?
00:47:28There's no way
00:47:34How did you pull this off?
00:47:36Sam is like family
00:47:37I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:39Thanks, boss
00:47:41Boss?
00:47:42Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:44Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:46Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:50I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:54You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:57Mm-hmm
00:48:00Come on
00:48:02You can stop kidding around
00:48:04If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:08No, I actually am the CEO
00:48:10Come on
00:48:10You can stop the charade
00:48:12Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:15Eva
00:48:15I'm not pretending
00:48:18Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:31How is this possible?
00:48:34This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:40Who are you?
00:48:42I told you
00:48:42I'm Eva's husband
00:48:44That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:47Wait, no
00:48:48Hold on
00:48:50You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:55You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:58Some of the small ones
00:49:00I mean, you know that
00:49:02You work for me
00:49:03Oh, God
00:49:04I insulted my own boss
00:49:06I'm finished
00:49:12Oh, God
00:49:13I insulted my own boss
00:49:14I'm finished
00:49:16Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:19Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:21Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:23For tonight
00:49:23You're C-students
00:49:25And with that, your career
00:49:27You're fired
00:49:29We're fired?
00:49:31Sam
00:49:35Are you fired?
00:49:36God
00:49:36I can't be fired
00:49:39What?
00:49:41Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:42You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:44Please
00:49:44Mr. Harrison
00:49:45I'll do anything
00:49:46Guys
00:49:47Take out the trash
00:49:54And you
00:49:55Oh, me?
00:49:57Mr. Harrison
00:49:59Come on
00:49:59That was a Christmas joke
00:50:01A family tradition
00:50:02Yeah, well
00:50:03There's a new family tradition
00:50:05Sam
00:50:10Will you do me the honors?
00:50:13Glad to
00:50:17Merry Christmas, Aunt May
00:50:22Father, do something
00:50:23Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:26I'm leaving
00:50:28Mmm, pumpkin
00:50:29My favorite
00:50:30Come on, sweetie
00:50:37Daddy had the scrapped line just for you
00:50:39Eat as much as you want
00:50:41Yes, Daddy
00:50:45I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:47I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:49Honestly
00:50:51This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:53Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:50:55Just like this
00:50:57Does he really mean that?
00:50:59Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:00I can't tell
00:51:02And that terrifies me
00:51:08Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison
00:51:10I brought you a gift
00:51:11Here's the paternity test
00:51:12Between the boss and that little girl
00:51:13Oh
00:51:19This is wonderful
00:51:22Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:25Tell me everything
00:51:26Miss Eva Smith
00:51:27Single mother
00:51:28Small town gal
00:51:29Didn't finish high school
00:51:31Currently works in retail
00:51:32Oh, Maximus
00:51:34I thought I raised you better
00:51:36A high school dropout?
00:51:38In the Harrison family?
00:51:40Not a chance
00:51:45She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:48Maximus seems to like her
00:51:50Silence
00:51:50Get me the address where she works
00:51:53It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:54That's nice
00:51:55We own that one
00:51:57Good work
00:51:58But take off that stupid hat
00:52:11Thanks
00:52:11So your dad insisted
00:52:13That I try this wine
00:52:14That he's been saving
00:52:15For 20 years
00:52:17Sounds like he's happy
00:52:19With his new son-in-law
00:52:20And how about you?
00:52:25Me?
00:52:25Yeah
00:52:27Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:33Eva
00:52:44That birthmark
00:52:45Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:48And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:50You know?
00:52:52Maximus
00:52:53There's so much we don't know
00:52:54So much we're not telling each other
00:52:56Uh
00:52:58No feelings
00:52:59No complications
00:52:59That's what we agreed upon
00:53:01Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:53:03Max
00:53:04Yeah, I guess you're right
00:53:07It's cold
00:53:09Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:13Max
00:53:15I need to tell you something
00:53:19Something important
00:53:20What's gotten into her?
00:53:22Is she hiding something?
00:53:24Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:27I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:32Piper is
00:53:36Piper is
00:53:37Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:40Sweetie
00:53:41Oh my gosh
00:53:42I'm swollen
00:53:43Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:45Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:47Mommy's gonna go get a first date kid, okay?
00:53:51Come on, Piper
00:53:55Okay, let me see
00:53:59I promise
00:54:00I won't let anyone
00:54:02Hurt you or Mommy again
00:54:03But that's not true
00:54:04You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:09Uh...
00:54:09Daddy!
00:54:10No!
00:54:12Well...
00:54:16Well...
00:54:18Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:23Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:27Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:29Really?
00:54:30Please stay, Daddy
00:54:34You think it was Sky?
00:54:41I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:42Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:44I have one, too
00:54:46Dad
00:54:47I got that when I was about your age
00:54:49Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:52Really?
00:54:53Really?
00:54:53No way
00:54:54No, it was actually a cactus
00:54:57But it's still cool
00:55:00I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:06Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:08My mom said I had that when I was born
00:55:15And how old are you?
00:55:17Six
00:55:18Six
00:55:18Six?
00:55:19That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:50Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:55:51Piper is...
00:55:53Piper is...
00:55:57Piper is...
00:56:21Just realizing she's a coward
00:56:23I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:28Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:31I'm telling you, Max
00:56:32That woman is manipulating you
00:56:34She's a high school dropout
00:56:36Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:38And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:41I'm Eva's husband
00:56:42Max
00:56:43That man has no idea what the treasure he's missing out on
00:56:52I'm sorry, Max
00:56:53You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:55Your mother would take her away
00:56:56After Christmas, it's over
00:57:01Eva?
00:57:02Maximus?
00:57:03Are you even listening to me?
00:57:06No, mom, mom, listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:08Eva's my wife
00:57:09And I've made up my mind
00:57:10I'm not leaving her
00:57:13Eva?
00:57:14No, mom, no, mom
00:57:19Thank you
00:57:21I'm not leaving her
00:57:22Thank you
00:57:24Thank you
00:57:32Oh, thank you so much
00:57:41This is from you, grandma
00:57:46oh
00:57:48estos son muy bien
00:57:49grandpa language
00:57:51no eres
00:57:57piper
00:57:58do you wanna go see your present
00:57:59it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:01remember the song that we sang
00:58:03ready, ready
00:58:04grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:08walking home from our house
00:58:09christmas eve
00:58:14you never told me
00:58:18have we met before
00:58:24have we met before
00:58:27she's unfit
00:58:28to raise my granddaughter
00:58:32i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:35eva
00:58:35i have the same birthmark
00:58:37as piper
00:58:46i don't know what you're talking about
00:58:47lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:48they're very common
00:58:50i feel so awful but i can't lose my child
00:58:53no matter how i feel about him
00:58:57maybe
00:59:00are you okay
00:59:03are the clogs a bad idea
00:59:06no
00:59:07i'm fine
00:59:09um
00:59:11oh i almost forgot
00:59:15i got you this
00:59:16you got me a gift too
00:59:18tis the season
00:59:20open it
00:59:23you
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01:06:04¿Por qué te vas a irme?
01:06:21¿Estamos aquí?
01:06:23Sí.
01:06:25Así que no quiero que nos vamos a irme de nuevo.
01:06:31Piper, wake up, we're home
01:06:38How can she just walk away?
01:06:47Don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:06:48It's part of the agreement too
01:06:51Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promised
01:06:56Eva, I haven't asked you for much
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:02Alright, fine
01:07:03When?
01:07:05Two days
01:07:06I'll come pick you up
01:07:07No need
01:07:09Just send me the address to mommy either
01:07:16I know you and mommy thought
01:07:19But she still really likes you
01:07:21So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:24Thank you, sweetie
01:07:25If there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:07:27I always fight for the ones I love
01:07:49He was meeting my mother today
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth
01:07:54Boss
01:07:56Boss
01:08:00Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry
01:08:03I need to go win back my family
01:08:06Family?
01:08:07Boss, you okay?
01:08:08Never better
01:08:11Go get her, Max
01:08:15Give it your best smile
01:08:17Ah, there he is
01:08:20Maximus, darling
01:08:22I have some prospects for you
01:08:25Nice high society girls from the city
01:08:30Oh
01:08:33I told you
01:08:34I already found the woman I love
01:08:38Maximus
01:08:42Maximus, stop this
01:08:44That Eva woman is scamming you, son
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:50And I'll find you another
01:08:51You are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:08:54No, I'm not
01:08:57Oh?
01:08:58I work in waste management
01:09:00And I'm a secret crime boss
01:09:02I'm Eva's husband
01:09:03And I'm a father
01:09:07What?
01:09:21That's her
01:09:22The woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:27Hi, welcome in
01:09:29Can I help you find something?
01:09:31I want to try those
01:09:35Awesome, I'll get them for you right away
01:09:38Are you
01:09:39Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:44No, no, no
01:09:45I know what I want
01:09:47Size 7
01:09:50Oh, baby can't even walk
01:09:51But she wants $3,000 heels
01:09:53Come on
01:09:54She wants the white shoes
01:10:01Ignore her
01:10:02She's just grumpy over the holidays
01:10:03Here, let me help you
01:10:05Come on
01:10:09She seems kind
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed
01:10:19She's just doing her job
01:10:22How do they feel?
01:10:24Well, I love the style
01:10:26But it's too small
01:10:27I think I need a size up
01:10:30Maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:34Right away
01:10:35I'll be right back
01:10:36She's not only kind
01:10:38She's patient
01:10:39She's patient
01:10:40Was I wrong about her?
01:10:56Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:11:00Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:02She can't walk
01:11:05That's just pure evil
01:11:10Oh, come on, St. Eva
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair
01:11:15Who cares?
01:11:16It's the last pair
01:11:17I get paid commission
01:11:24I'm not doing that
01:11:26I'm not doing that, Vanessa
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem
01:11:31This is why you'll always be broke
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk
01:11:37I don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:38I'm not selling her joke
01:11:41She has to deal with people like this
01:11:43People who insult her all day
01:11:47I'm your manager
01:11:52Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:54Or you're fired
01:12:02Did I stutter?
01:12:07You don't have to fire me
01:12:11I quit
01:12:17I don't work here anymore
01:12:20Listen, don't buy the shoes
01:12:22They're broken
01:12:23Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:25You're a good person, after all
01:12:29Looks like I misjudged you
01:12:31I'm sorry?
01:12:34Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out!
01:12:41No, you're not disabled?
01:12:45Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:49Absolutely shameful
01:12:51Who are you?
01:12:52I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:12:56And the owner of this store
01:12:59You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:01Mother of the CEO?
01:13:03I am
01:13:04And you, my dear, are fired
01:13:08What did I do?
01:13:12You are a good person
01:13:14From now on, this store is yours to run
01:13:21Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child
01:13:28You are professional
01:13:31Responsible
01:13:32Far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:37You
01:13:38Out
01:13:39I'll leave
01:13:43I'm leaving
01:13:46I
01:13:47I
01:13:48I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:50No
01:13:51Don't worry
01:13:52You're getting a promotion
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear
01:13:58Thank you
01:13:59First assignment
01:14:01I want that row
01:14:03And that row
01:14:05And the entire display case
01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house
01:14:10Okay
01:14:14Once we're home
01:14:15I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law
01:14:18I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:14:27She's the mother of the CEO
01:14:29Of course she lives like this
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison
01:14:42I'm here with your delivery
01:14:46Max?
01:14:47Eva
01:14:50What are you doing here?
01:14:52I, uh
01:14:53There you are, Eva
01:14:56Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law
01:15:02What are you talking about?
01:15:06That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:15:11Well, I tried to tell you, but
01:15:12Stop
01:15:14And you
01:15:15You lied to me at the store
01:15:18You were both just testing me?
01:15:20Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:23I'm sorry, Eva
01:15:24I thought you might be using my son
01:15:26Just after his money
01:15:28But I was wrong
01:15:29Eva, please
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:32Not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:36How could you think that of me?
01:15:38It's not like that, dear
01:15:40Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Mom, what did you do?
01:15:44I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:47We're not together
01:15:49And I can't love something that was never real
01:15:55I made a horrible mistake
01:16:26What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:28God, you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:33I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:35A good father
01:16:36Just say the word
01:16:41See?
01:16:43Stop fighting
01:16:46We belong together
01:16:49You're wrong
01:16:50Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:54Or we belong together?
01:16:56Look, I already told you
01:16:57We're from two completely different worlds
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal
01:17:01And I met your mother
01:17:02Like we discussed
01:17:04I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:09Eva
01:17:13Eva
01:17:15I'm sorry, Maximus
01:17:17Walking away is the only choice I have
01:17:25Ow
01:17:27Are you okay, mommy?
01:17:29Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine
01:17:31Come here
01:17:40No, you're not fine
01:17:41You're sad
01:17:44I'm okay, sweetie
01:17:48I miss daddy, too
01:17:52I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:57Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:01Love bug
01:18:03You're right
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:05Running like a coward?
01:18:08I've always taught you to be brave
01:18:11Now it's time for mommy to be brave, too
01:18:14I believe in you
01:18:16What are you going to do, mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him
01:18:23Maximus deserves to know
01:18:25Piper is his daughter
01:18:33Enough sulking
01:18:34Go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:18:38Don't you think I want to?
01:18:40She doesn't want me
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:44Your daughter is still out there
01:18:46You can't abandon her
01:18:47Mom, you don't get it
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva to play my wife
01:18:52And Piper, she was an added bonus
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:18:58I already ran a DNA test
01:19:01Piper is your daughter
01:19:03What?
01:19:05See for yourself
01:19:12I was right
01:19:13Seven years ago
01:19:15In two years
01:19:16That woman was Eva
01:19:27Eva
01:19:30Hey
01:19:31Daddy
01:19:33Daddy
01:19:34Piper
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart
01:19:45You came back
01:19:50I, uh
01:19:52Don't forget to be brave, mommy
01:20:00I, uh
01:20:02I was scared
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:06Because what we have is real
01:20:08And it's worth fighting for
01:20:11Sweetheart, I have
01:20:12Something to tell you
01:20:14I have something to tell you, too
01:20:18Piper is your daughter
01:20:19Piper is your daughter
01:20:20You knew
01:20:22My sweet granddaughter
01:20:24Mama
01:20:24Oh
01:20:28I just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:30But you've known this whole time?
01:20:32I was scared
01:20:33Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me
01:20:36I didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:39How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:52I love you, Eva
01:20:56I love you, too
01:20:58I promise
01:20:59For the rest of my life
01:21:00I'm going to make it up to you
01:21:03As long as we're together
01:21:05It doesn't matter where we are
01:21:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:19For real this time?
01:21:20Yeah, yes
01:21:22Yes, of course
01:21:23I'll marry you
01:21:28Yes
01:21:29Hi
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:21:38And the Christmas after that
01:21:40And forever
01:21:41I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:50Who's that?
01:21:52Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:59I'm sorry!
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:06Again
01:22:09No?
01:22:10Not funny?
01:22:11Not funny?
01:22:11Not funny?
01:22:12Not funny?
01:22:14Gracias por ver el video.
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