00:04Scuse me, this is his car
00:07You assumed it was mine because you don't think a black man can afford a fancy automobile
00:12Well actually I thought it was yours because there's a John Mayer CD playing
00:17Yeah that's my CD
00:19We done here Reverend Sharpton?
00:21We are
00:23Thank you Lord for this food and our friends
00:26Amen
00:27Amen
00:27Amen
00:30How'd you score JZ tickets anyway?
00:31I asked Marcus
00:32Marcus, who's Marcus?
00:33Marcus and I kind of went out for a while
00:35You dated for two years
00:37On and off
00:38You lived together
00:38We didn't live together, I have my own apartment
00:41You're talking to me and not your dad
00:42Am I?
00:43You guys gotta find a babysitter
00:45We're interviewing her in like 20 minutes
00:47Hi, I'm Kimberly
00:48What's the problem?
00:50She's hot
00:51Don't you just love how soft these are?
00:53Everyone knows the first rule of marriage is that the best boobs in the house should belong to your
00:57Tracy
00:57What are you guys talking about?
00:58Marriage and how great it is
01:00Liar
01:01What are you guys actually talking about?
01:03Did you know she's kind of
01:04Delicious?
01:05Totally
01:06Were you planning on sleeping with her?
01:08Of course not
01:09Uh, Mitch, you're adorable
01:11I mean you pose no physical threat to women
01:14Hire her
01:16I realize why Kimberly looks familiar
01:19Your babysitter does porn
01:20What?
01:23Pizza delivery, really?
01:24Ten bucks says when he opens up that pizza box
01:26There's gonna be a
01:26That's her, that's her
01:27Is it?
01:30What is she playing?
01:31Pleasure or pain?
01:33It's like she's sneezing while getting her finger slammed in a car door
01:35Do you get it, guys?
01:38She's a hot babysitter
01:39Move on
01:40And Kimberly, I left some money on the counter in case you wanted that pizza delivered
01:43Oh my god
01:50Here we come, Daisy!
01:52Finally!
01:53I said it as porn
01:56Did somebody order pizza?
01:58No
01:59It's her
02:00She's totally got Kimberly's ending
02:01Is it tough?
02:02What are you guys doing?
02:03No
02:04No
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