00:00Ladies and gentlemen, Camp Calloway!
00:03I just want to thank my family!
00:06Ma, I know you watching from home.
00:08I just got one thing to say.
00:09Thank you for not aborting me.
00:11That would have sucked.
00:16I'm rimming up to Ashton.
00:17Oh!
00:18It's Ashton.
00:19It's not Ashton.
00:20You don't need to prove I rich you up.
00:21I'm making expensive shit seem more expensive.
00:23Why you gotta be like that?
00:25Rims are like big ones.
00:25They're toys.
00:26What?
00:27You're gonna muck off my plane then.
00:28Y'all got my ball bag, asshole.
00:30Shut the fuck up!
00:31You ain't the Fresh Prince, and you ain't Carlton.
00:37Wondered if I could get some cash to take your flight
00:39and get me out for dinner.
00:40Of course, you're straight.
00:41Straight woman is straight to my head between her legs.
00:45Three club chairs arrived.
00:47It's for my man cave.
00:48Caves are where bears sleep and men rape women.
00:51Not if they got nice club chairs.
00:54All I got is because of you, my cousin.
00:56You my best friend, man.
00:58He's gonna blubber like a little bitch.
01:02I got no access to tickets.
01:03I need floor seats.
01:05Hey, hey.
01:06I'll take you some dates that work.
01:10Yeah!
01:11We fell from the Titanic and landed in a lifeboat.
01:14I feel guilty.
01:15I'm surviving, and there's people drowning.
01:18Some tweaker and door tester does not deserve a spot on your generosity list
01:21just because he grew up two doors down.
01:23Schindler had his list.
01:24Really?
01:25The Titanic?
01:26Schindler's?
01:26What did you spend the day watching a bunch of depressing movies?
01:29Let's watch Amistad next.
01:34Everything is in play when you become famous.
01:36We were kids.
01:37TC's motherfucking Chinese had to cook Chinese food.
01:41Kids ain't allowed to be racist anymore, either, Cam.
01:43World's fucked.
01:43If you don't want to be known as a young black Donald Sterling.
01:46Fuck!
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