00:00I'm an Algerian who just arrived in Paris; he's been here for a year.
00:04He said, "But how am I going to earn money in this city?"
00:08He said that's what I'm going to do, I'm going to open a clinic with my cousin Fouzia.
00:13We're going to open a clinic and we're going to tell people, "Here's the principle behind my clinic,"
00:17You come, and if we don't find your illness, if we don't treat you, I'll give you 100
00:23euros.
00:24So you go in, if you have an illness, if he doesn't cure it, he gives you 100 euros.
00:28Then David comes by, he says, "Oh dear, I'm going home, I'm not..."
00:33I have nothing,
00:33But I'm going to tell them I have an illness, they won't find anything, they'll give me 100
00:36euros.
00:37So he comes in, he says hello, hello, he says what's your problem?
00:40He says I've lost my sense of taste, I can't smell anything, he says okay don't move, Fouzia, bottle 35,
00:46Put 3 drops in for the gentleman.
00:49When she arrives, she puts three drops of gasoline in it, and he says, "Oh, but that's gasoline!"
00:53!
00:53He said, "Ah, you've got your taste back, that'll be 50 euros."
00:57He pays 50 euros, David is angry, he speaks furiously.
01:00He said next week, I'll come back, I need to get them back, it's 50 euros.
01:03So he's coming back.
01:05He says hello, he says hello, but what's wrong with you, are you sick again?
01:09He said yes, yes, I am sick.
01:10He said, "What's your problem?"
01:12He says the problem is that I'm losing my memory.
01:14Oh, ah, you're losing your memory.
01:16Okay, Fouzia, bottle 35, you put in 3 drops.
01:19He said no, but stop, it's gasoline.
01:20He said, "Ah, you've regained your memory."
01:23Wait, wait, it's not penile, it's still 50 bucks, he's got the hatred, you see.
01:29He's going to fuck again, you see.
01:31He leaves and returns the following week.
01:33Except that when he arrives, he sits down and the gentleman says Mr. David, are you still sick?
01:38He said yes, I'm still sick, what's wrong?
01:40He said, "I can't see anymore."
01:42Ah, he told me, ah, well listen, if you can't see anymore, we can't find your remedy.
01:47He holds up 100 euros, but he pulls out a 50 euro note, and says, "Yeah, but it's a 50 euro note."
01:50There, you've regained your sight after all.
01:54Alright.
01:55Great ticket!
01:56Bye.
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