00:02Merry Christmas, sisters!
00:06Apocalypse, apocalypse
00:08We caused it with our dumbness
00:14Let's go! Let's go!
00:16We found us!
00:19A miracle today in Dernsville, Indiana
00:21Four women rescued from an underground apocalypse cult
00:25It's all still here
00:30I'm not going back
00:31What? I'm staying here
00:35Listies
00:36I'm your new roommate
00:37I will be very comfortable in here
00:43You got a secret
00:44I am one of the Indiana mole women
00:46From the news
00:47I spent 15 years in that bunker eating beans out of a Florida Marlins cat
00:50I just want to be a normal person
00:52I'm having candy for dinner
00:54Scram, you stupid ho-
00:55Woo!
00:58Tied it! Dancing is about butts now!
01:01It is, girl!
01:02My attention
01:04I've got a job
01:07You'll need to be here by 6 every morning to get Buckley up for school
01:10Then get me up at 10, but don't wake me up
01:12You want a water?
01:13No
01:15Yeah, I've been coming at you like a raging bull
01:17You better be gunning like a cannon fall
01:19I don't want to hear you say a thing at all
01:20Please tell me that you're normal
01:21Oh, I'm very normal
01:23I've had everything normal happen to me
01:24You yell in your sleep
01:25You bite my nails
01:27And we still don't know why you're afraid of Velcro
01:29Woo!
01:30What's your plan?
01:31You have maybe four years of that youthful glow left
01:33After that, you'll be stuck marrying a primary care physician
01:36Or one of those off-brand Kennedys
01:39Life beats you up
01:41You can either curl up in a ball and die
01:43Or you can stand up and say we're different
01:47And you can't break us
01:48You got my attention
01:51Hey, Red, you're making me wish I was those jeans
01:54Well, I wish I was your yellow hat
01:56If you want to try me on
01:59Look out, New York
02:01Nothing can stop us now
02:04Don't you keep me waiting
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