00:03I have hope. Hope that got me through 15 years in the bunker.
00:07Honey and Kitty being best friends.
00:13Dancing is about butts now.
00:15Eliminate it.
00:23On the good ship Lollipop, you can eat your lollipops.
00:29I can't believe I came out of my room for this.
00:32You once told me that you wanted to change the world.
00:36I wrote and illustrated a book.
00:38Double threat.
00:38The book business is all about self-promotion.
00:40Oh, I've been promoting it.
00:41Girl, I told you no more posters in my room.
00:44Okay.
00:46I've been approached about placing you in a fake celebrity relationship.
00:49I'll make Mikey jealous.
00:50He's this close to dumbing Andrew and running to me like those losers in the Olympics.
00:54Come and get it.
00:56Coming in.
00:57Sean White?
00:58You wrote the legends of Grimulax?
01:00And that's Sean White.
01:01My name's Kimmy Schmidt, and I'm all girls.
01:06Coming in.
01:06I'm living my dream.
01:07I'm not the one where I get chased by Cap'n Crunch.
01:09Let's party.
01:11Crushing it.
01:13You dumb slut.
01:15Kabloey!
01:17I've been through a lot of terrible stuff.
01:21But I still believe that this is where I'm meant to be.
01:27Is your story over?
01:28Can we watch TV now and you rub my feet?
01:30Ha!
01:46Come and watch TV now and you're listening.
01:47Let's play TV now and let's play TV now and you're listening.
01:47Why?
01:47Why are you listening?
01:48Yeah.
