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00:00:04Oh, come on Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:19The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay!
00:00:30Oh my god, it's so hot! You can have this if you want. Okay, bye!
00:00:36And that's another record-breaking season for Chaser Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards, and the man's not just
00:00:44playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:48Chaser, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:51Ah, thanks. Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:53Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas. Do you have any special plans? Any one special you're going to share
00:00:58the mistletoe with this year?
00:00:59All I want for Christmas is a break. That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all
00:01:06right?
00:01:06Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:01:09Fun guy.
00:01:12I'm not joking, Chaser. You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:19You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:21If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:27And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay. Ha, ha, ha. Think of those headlines, ha!
00:01:40Seriously, when's the next chapter? You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:46Yes, I will.
00:01:51Sorry, C, my number one fan. No update today. I'm going to get proposed to.
00:01:59The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to. And she ghosts me.
00:02:07The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to. And she ghosts me in the world.
00:02:08The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to. And she ghosts me in the world.
00:02:33Ha, ha, buy me a new one? This thing costs more than your rent, okay? Just stay on your side
00:02:36of the elevators.
00:02:37Ah, you know what? Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk. I don't care.
00:02:42Oh, accident. You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:45Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:46Moves? Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:50Sure you don't. And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:55I'm not! He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met. I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:02Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:17Well, well, well. What a coincidence. Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:21Okay, I'm not following you. My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:26Yeah, there's going to be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:32This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:36Yeah, it is. So, watch and learn, because Felix is 10 times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:41Yeah, right.
00:03:42Oh, Felix!
00:03:45Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:47You think I love her?
00:03:48He sounds busy.
00:03:55Shut up.
00:04:01Felix?
00:04:03What?
00:04:04What the fuck?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:08Sophie?
00:04:09My roommate?
00:04:10My best friend?
00:04:12Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:14After my parents died, you two were everything to me. How could you do this?
00:04:18Do you think I actually care about your terrible writing? Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:24Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream, you'd know how to keep a
00:04:29man.
00:04:31I don't know how to keep a man. No, maybe not. But I sure as hell know how to tear
00:04:36you up.
00:04:40Damn! I thought football was brutal.
00:04:43Fetch.
00:04:43Fetch.
00:04:46Look at you, you're in H. That's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:52My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:56Baby, are you okay?
00:04:57Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie. He's used goods.
00:05:02That's right, run away. That's right. No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:07He does.
00:05:09This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:10This is my friend.
00:05:12Sorry.
00:05:23See?
00:05:25I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:28And I hate you, you bald-headed skink.
00:05:33Have fun, you bitch!
00:05:39You gotta regret this!
00:05:42Okay, show's over. You can let go now.
00:05:45Sorry. I just...
00:05:47Oh, you're sorry? You're sorry for what? Shredding my shirt?
00:05:50Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:53I mean, you are like a feral cat. You know that? You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:59Just stay the hell away from me, okay? And I hope to never see you ever again. Bye-bye.
00:06:04Fine!
00:06:05I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:11I hate men!
00:06:17You will not believe the day I'm having. Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:34Interesting. I met an arrogant prick. Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:40By the way, no update today.
00:06:44My stuff. My computer. My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:52Holy shit. Get out.
00:07:03Holy shit.
00:07:07Sophie!
00:07:09Sophie!
00:07:10Sophie, come on!
00:07:11Alright, fine.
00:07:12I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:15I...
00:07:17dumped...
00:07:18you.
00:07:20Smiley face. How about that?
00:07:24Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:30Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:32But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:36No.
00:07:39That was...
00:07:41Mom's house.
00:07:43Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:46Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:49Sure, sweetie.
00:07:50Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:53Yes!
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:55I get the red one.
00:07:56Okay, fine.
00:07:57I'll take green again.
00:08:02Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment, but it still wasn't enough to keep
00:08:08her alive.
00:08:10And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:16Five years of saving.
00:08:18Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:21Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:23Is it still available?
00:08:25Great, I'll take it.
00:08:26I'll take it.
00:08:30Put up these decorations.
00:08:38Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:43What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:49You?
00:08:51Your house?
00:08:52I don't think so.
00:08:54I just rented it.
00:08:55Oh, you did what?
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:59Now what's your game this time?
00:09:01Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:04Wait.
00:09:05I have proof.
00:09:07Huh.
00:09:08Mm-hmm.
00:09:11Remember your dial is no longer in service.
00:09:15Shocker.
00:09:18Um, try the key.
00:09:23Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:25Just wait.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:28Something's wrong, so.
00:09:30Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:32Wait.
00:09:33Come on, please.
00:09:34I think I was scammed.
00:09:35I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:36That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:39Are you serious?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40I don't have any money.
00:09:41I was scammed.
00:09:42Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:43I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:45My house is not some charity motel princess,
00:09:47and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:50Please move.
00:09:50Please, please.
00:09:51I'm sorry.
00:09:52See?
00:09:53This key works.
00:09:55Don't you have family?
00:09:56It's Christmas.
00:09:57Bye.
00:09:58Come on.
00:10:00You're dressed so cute.
00:10:08That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:11Leave.
00:10:28Scammed, homeless, kicked out onto the street by a monster. I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:46No, no, no. Lock it down, Chasel. No sympathy.
00:10:51Hey, where are you? Tell me how to help. Cash?
00:11:02You're sweet.
00:11:03You're sweet. But no, I'm not a charity case. I'll figure it out.
00:11:24How long are you gonna sit out here? I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored
00:11:28girlfriend. Hey. Hello Kitty, didn't you hear me? Hey.
00:11:35Oh my gosh.
00:11:38You're burning up. I swear. This is the last time I'm gonna help you. Okay? Come on.
00:11:46It's your feet. Come on.
00:11:48Uh-uh.
00:11:50You just need to sit.
00:11:52Oh, ouch.
00:11:54Stay. Please.
00:11:56I mean seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:12:00Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:04I'm fine.
00:12:04No, you're not.
00:12:07Can you take this?
00:12:09What is it?
00:12:10This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:14No.
00:12:15No? Uh, yes. You're burning. Open up, please.
00:12:26You are something.
00:12:27I'm gonna go over.
00:12:28If you need me, I will...
00:12:33Don't need me.
00:12:34I don't like it.
00:12:35Oh.
00:12:38What.
00:12:40No.
00:12:42No.
00:12:57No.
00:12:58No.
00:13:01No.
00:13:05What? What are you doing to me? You pervert!
00:13:10What? What are you doing to me? You pervert!
00:13:15I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body into my house, I save you from pneumonia, and take care of
00:13:20you all night, and you slap me?
00:13:21What, do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:24No, no, no, wait, I'm sorry, I just thought that...
00:13:27Look, it doesn't matter, just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:31Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay? Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:35Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay? So now that you're awake and violent, you can see
00:13:40yourself out!
00:13:41No, wait, please, I have nowhere else to go, okay? I can pay rent!
00:13:45Yeah, okay, here, this should be enough for a motel and a bus ticket to anywhere that is not here!
00:13:51Now get out!
00:13:51No, no, no, no, no, no! Look, I can work for you, okay? I can cook, and I can clean,
00:13:56and I'm a writer, and my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:58And I will pay you back. Look, this is gonna sound weird, but this was my mother's house. Okay? And
00:14:06it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:09If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:17Fine. You can stay. But I have conditions. Oh, yeah.
00:14:26You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:30My grandmother is insistent. If you'll come home with me for Christmas Eve, that is the deal.
00:14:35In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:38You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:44Okay, um, rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it. Easy.
00:14:50Rule two, no intimate actions can take place. And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:58Excuse me, uh, are you mocking me? Is something funny?
00:15:02No. I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough. And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's
00:15:11the last thing on my mind.
00:15:12That's precisely why it's a rule. A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex
00:15:17in every way. I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:19You have a very rich imagination. You should consider writing.
00:15:35Oh, sorry, I should have asked this. What's your name?
00:15:38Chasel.
00:15:41Chasel Brady?
00:15:44Got that. I'll go get my stuff.
00:15:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You just got that after hearing my name? What do you mean
00:15:52by got that?
00:15:54Should I know your name?
00:15:56Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:59I don't do stage plays. Okay, football, the Super Bowl. Do you know how many women will kill me in
00:16:06your position?
00:16:07Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar. Sorry. Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:17Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay? That's my rule.
00:16:26Jesus. I mean, she just left like that?
00:16:31Sophie!
00:16:38My book. No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:46Sophie!
00:16:50Oh, thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:55Garbage?
00:16:57Sophie, this is my life's work. My career.
00:17:02Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:07Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:11Funny.
00:17:12Because at least my job pays the bills.
00:17:14Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:23Sophie.
00:17:24This is where your work belongs.
00:17:26This is where your work belongs.
00:17:31No!
00:17:37What's going on, babe?
00:17:43Look who's here.
00:17:46My charity case ex. Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:50Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:52Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:55My boyfriend isn't a random guy, and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:18:01He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:03See, that's your fate, Nora.
00:18:04No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:08Unlike Sophie.
00:18:10She's carrying my baby.
00:18:11We're getting married.
00:18:13But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:16Take care of the baby.
00:18:34A driver?
00:18:35I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:41She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:43Pathetic!
00:18:55Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:18:57Hey.
00:18:57Hi.
00:19:00I know you.
00:19:02Holy shit, you're the most valuable quarterback in the world.
00:19:06You and Dora?
00:19:08No way.
00:19:09Hey, Daniel.
00:19:09Grab her things.
00:19:11Just the suitcase.
00:19:12Thanks.
00:19:15Autograph?
00:19:15Maybe later.
00:19:16Come on, let's go.
00:19:17I almost forgot.
00:19:21How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:28Okay, how did you?
00:19:29No, why did you come?
00:19:31Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:33Everyone?
00:19:34Who?
00:19:35Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:37You'll see.
00:19:38Just put this on.
00:19:39You're gonna need it.
00:19:40Okay, don't look.
00:19:42Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:43Seriously.
00:19:44I'm looking out the window.
00:19:45Will, too.
00:19:49I didn't see anything.
00:20:00Stay close.
00:20:01Don't say anything.
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:06I don't know.
00:20:06I know.
00:20:07I know.
00:20:07Who's the blonde?
00:20:07Who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:20:08Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:20:10Can you give an answer to your fans?
00:20:12Holy shit.
00:20:14Who's the blonde?
00:20:15Who's the blonde girl?
00:20:16I know.
00:20:17I know.
00:20:17It's Chasel Brady.
00:20:18I know.
00:20:18That's a word for your fans.
00:20:20Please, be seated.
00:20:25Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:27Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:29I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:32I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:39And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:42So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:45It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:48I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:20:52My fiancee.
00:20:53Hello.
00:20:55Can you say something?
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Come on.
00:21:00Oh, geez.
00:21:04Chasel, this was not in the contra.
00:21:06You can stay with me for an entire year.
00:21:08And no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:11Or you could back out.
00:21:13Up to you.
00:21:27Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day?
00:21:30Or were you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:32Thank you?
00:21:34For what?
00:21:35For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:39You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:41I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:46I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:21:48It's not my fault.
00:21:49You live under a rock?
00:21:50You know what?
00:21:50Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic axe.
00:21:54Oh.
00:21:55Well, thank you, Captain America.
00:21:57You're welcome.
00:22:08This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:19You wrote this?
00:22:22You wrote this?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:25I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:27The market really likes this genre, so...
00:22:30Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:32I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:34How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:36You call it romance?
00:22:38The love story in this is drier than week old toast.
00:22:42Okay, so...
00:22:43How do I fix it?
00:22:45I mean, I've never been good at writing romance
00:22:46because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:49Uh...
00:22:49Yeah, well, I mean...
00:22:50Men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:53One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:55You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:23:00Uh...
00:23:00Get your estrogen just like firing on all cylinders.
00:23:05This is gold.
00:23:06Seriously.
00:23:07Okay, so wait.
00:23:08How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:13It's primitive.
00:23:15He can't help it?
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:18Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:21Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:23Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:28Okay, yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:36Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:38Uh...
00:23:40So...
00:23:41When you were...
00:23:43helping me earlier...
00:23:46Don't...
00:23:48even...
00:23:48dream it?
00:23:49Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:51My house is a disaster.
00:23:52You probably should clean it.
00:23:54Thanks, Jim.
00:24:02Oh, cool.
00:24:03I know these directors.
00:24:07Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:10He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:13He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:16Chasel!
00:24:17Chasel!
00:24:18Chasel!
00:24:20You will not believe what you threw away!
00:24:25My house!
00:24:28My house!
00:24:29What are you doing?
00:24:30Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:31Okay, I can see that.
00:24:34Why are you naked?
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36Gee, I live here!
00:24:37Okay, okay, let's get one thing straight.
00:24:40This is my household, okay?
00:24:42I'm the boss, and frankly, millions of women would pay to see this!
00:24:46Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:47I don't want to see your bamboo.
00:24:52Hey!
00:24:52No!
00:24:53You don't see them.
00:24:55What do you want?
00:24:57Party!
00:24:57This party!
00:24:58This party!
00:24:58Take me!
00:25:00No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:02But Edison Gray is going to be there!
00:25:04THE Edison Gray!
00:25:05He's an investor, and it could change my life!
00:25:09I'm dressed.
00:25:11Think about it.
00:25:12If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:16So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:18Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:20Think about it.
00:25:28You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:43Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:49Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:51Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:55Is this how you beg?
00:25:58Please, Mr. Brady. You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:08You'll take me, won't you?
00:26:13Fine. I'll get you in.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:15But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you, okay?
00:26:20Okay. That's on you.
00:26:24But the people at this party, they're vultures, okay? You gotta at least look the part.
00:26:32Can't you smell that?
00:26:34Smell what?
00:26:35It's the smell of poverty and failure. And one.
00:26:39Apologize.
00:26:42Okay, Mischa. Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget. Yeah, this should be easy.
00:27:02Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh no.
00:27:05This ring. If it's perfectly. It's meant to be. I have to have it.
00:27:10I can't let them see me here. I can't let them see me here.
00:27:16Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:18This ring. It's everything. I... I need it. If it's perfectly. It has to be mine.
00:27:23Get it for me now, please, please, please, please.
00:27:25Okay, yeah.
00:27:27Are you writing? We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:32I'm staring at my nightmare. I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker. I wanna run.
00:27:39Don't let them win. Spit on them.
00:27:43I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:48Dora!
00:27:51I see you're here all alone. I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not
00:27:57gonna buy you anything?
00:27:58Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:28:02For you, everything.
00:28:17What are you doing?
00:28:22Disgusting.
00:28:24Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:29I just texted Dee to spit on them and she did it.
00:28:32Could she be...
00:28:35No. No. Impossible.
00:28:36Dee is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:39Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:42If she were Dee, I would rather die.
00:28:45Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:48Bag it up.
00:28:50Oh, and, uh, I want something limited edition.
00:28:53You got that?
00:28:55Oh, uh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:59Going for $300,000?
00:29:02Oh, $300,000?
00:29:04We will take it.
00:29:09Look at that.
00:29:11Pretty nice, huh? See that?
00:29:13There you go, Dora.
00:29:14Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:18I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:23Oh, and by the way, all of this going on your rent tab.
00:29:27That?
00:29:28Mm-hmm.
00:29:29God, you know what?
00:29:30It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:35You two are just so adorable.
00:29:37Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:43That bitch.
00:29:47Are you done yet?
00:29:48We're gonna be late.
00:29:50All right, I'm gonna count to three.
00:29:51If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:53One.
00:29:54One.
00:29:55Two.
00:30:00Um.
00:30:05She.
00:30:06She's amazing.
00:30:08Okay.
00:30:09So, how do I look?
00:30:11Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:14Um.
00:30:16I'll wait outside.
00:30:17Hey.
00:30:22Could you come in for a second?
00:30:29Uh.
00:30:31I need help with my zipper.
00:30:32Come on.
00:30:33Okay.
00:31:00Thanks.
00:31:02I'll be outside.
00:31:06Get it together.
00:31:08She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:10Not Lovely Dee.
00:31:53You're gonna be outside.
00:31:54Oh, my God.
00:31:56I am so sorry.
00:31:57That was a complete accident.
00:31:59Yeah, for sure.
00:32:00Did you plan that?
00:32:02It kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:32:05That.
00:32:06Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself.
00:32:07Did I plan that?
00:32:08A little bit.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10No.
00:32:10My heel got caught and then I fell.
00:32:13What about that thought?
00:32:18Voila.
00:32:26Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:28Don't get me wrong, okay?
00:32:30I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:36Other foot.
00:32:38Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:32:41Okay, so Edison Gray's going to be here.
00:32:43I'm going to be fine.
00:32:44Okay.
00:32:44Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak.
00:32:47These people can smell desperation.
00:32:50Starving animal?
00:32:51That's so rude.
00:32:52I'm not going to be like him.
00:32:53Oh my God, that's Edison Gray.
00:32:55That's him.
00:32:55Don't stare.
00:32:56Don't stare.
00:32:56Don't stare.
00:32:57Just look anywhere else.
00:32:58Don't look him in the eyes.
00:32:59Okay, so if he buys my novel, I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on your
00:33:03G-Wagon.
00:33:04That's impossible.
00:33:05I just got new chrome.
00:33:08Well, do you feel the same as Dora?
00:33:10The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:13Chazel!
00:33:14Glad you could make it.
00:33:16Edison, there's someone I want you to meet.
00:33:19This is Dora.
00:33:20She is a writer.
00:33:22Oh.
00:33:23Oh, your hand.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:25And she is brilliant.
00:33:27I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:33:29Really?
00:33:30You need to read her manuscript.
00:33:31I'm telling you.
00:33:34I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement.
00:33:39Look at her.
00:33:40She's so plain.
00:33:42Please, Ora.
00:33:43It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:33:45You know him.
00:33:46He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:33:49Well, it's working.
00:33:50Look at him together.
00:33:51He looks so comfortable.
00:33:54I mean, he even introduced her to Edison.
00:33:56Don't be silly.
00:33:57Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:34:00He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:02He's America's quarterback.
00:34:03You're America's sweetheart.
00:34:05This whole fiancé thing is just a cry for you to take him back.
00:34:10Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:14It's a story just about a small-town girl.
00:34:17She actually runs into the...
00:34:20Sorry.
00:34:21I'm getting a little nervous.
00:34:23Well, Ora, I'll tell you what.
00:34:24It's got potential.
00:34:25Really?
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:26Oh, I think that's...
00:34:28Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.
00:34:29I've got to take this.
00:34:30Yeah, totally.
00:34:31Bye.
00:34:32Chazel?
00:34:35Long time to see.
00:34:36Ora, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:34:40And this must be your new friend.
00:34:44Or advance.
00:34:45It's a pleasure.
00:34:46Oh, okay.
00:34:46Don't take it now.
00:34:47No.
00:34:50Who is this?
00:34:52Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation.
00:34:54Because I put a no-home-wrecking clause in the contract.
00:34:59Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:35:03She's just a clean ex we broke up centuries ago.
00:35:06We just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:09She'll be gone.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:10I'll help you.
00:35:11But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:14I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:15You're a chief student.
00:35:16Well, Chazel, aren't you going to introduce your new friend?
00:35:19I can do it.
00:35:20I'm Dora.
00:35:21It's nice to meet you.
00:35:22Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:24But this is Dora, my fiancée.
00:35:28Oh, my God.
00:35:38Chazel's serious this time.
00:35:40Who's that girl?
00:35:41I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the et al.
00:35:50Chazel.
00:35:51Uh-huh.
00:35:51Always a comedian.
00:35:55Well, regardless, right?
00:35:58Congratulations, fiancée or not.
00:36:01But, Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:36:04Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:36:07It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:08I would love to sit up and meeting with you.
00:36:11Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:12Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:15Hold this.
00:36:17Oh, Eddie.
00:36:18Always the sentimental fool.
00:36:21But this?
00:36:23This is pathetic.
00:36:25You know, all weepy heart, zero brains.
00:36:29It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:36:32Trash.
00:36:33Trash?
00:36:39Dora!
00:36:41Dora!
00:36:43Dora!
00:36:43Dora!
00:36:43Dora!
00:36:44Dora!
00:36:45Dora!
00:36:47Dora!
00:36:57Hey!
00:36:59No!
00:37:00No!
00:37:01Are you insane?
00:37:02Protect the paper!
00:37:03Come on!
00:37:05Come on!
00:37:07God!
00:37:09Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:37:11You're going to risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:37:13Oh, my God, I wasn't drowning!
00:37:15Oh, my God, I was calling.
00:37:16And this is my life, okay?
00:37:18This is my work.
00:37:20Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:23Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:24I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick.
00:37:26It'd be a total pain in my ass.
00:37:28It's hypocal.
00:37:30Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:37:35Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:37:38And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:37:41Are you really going to lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:45Is she really worth your reputation, Jason?
00:37:48Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52The only thing low here is your act.
00:37:55Yeah, Daddy's money bought your seat.
00:37:57It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:38:01How could you?
00:38:03Apologize to her now.
00:38:06Let's just, let's just calm down.
00:38:08Jaisal, all right?
00:38:09Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:12And that's fine, we'll just...
00:38:13Save it.
00:38:13This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:15Either she apologizes to my fiancé,
00:38:17or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:20What's it going to be?
00:38:23Can you just apologize, Jason?
00:38:31I apologize.
00:38:36Where did you go?
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:42I gotta be honest, though, Dora, she is fine.
00:38:44No, she is not.
00:38:45I call up like I see it.
00:38:48No, Jaisal's just riding that new toy high.
00:38:51Pretty soon, I'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:39:03Seriously?
00:39:04You've been crying since 8 p.m.
00:39:07Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:10She called my life's work trash, okay?
00:39:16That's like someone being like,
00:39:17your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:23One, they're vaulted.
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:26Two.
00:39:27Okay.
00:39:29It's almost midnight.
00:39:30Decapitate her in your next draft,
00:39:32but please, please, please,
00:39:34just let me sleep.
00:39:37How are you so cold?
00:39:40Okay?
00:39:41Why don't men know how to consult
00:39:45a hysterical woman?
00:39:47Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:50Be thoughtful and comforting and caring, okay?
00:39:54Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:40:03Come here.
00:40:05Come here.
00:40:08Like this?
00:40:21Are you feeling better now?
00:40:25Are you feeling better now?
00:40:27Today he jumped in the pool to save me,
00:40:29and now he's comforting me?
00:40:32What?
00:40:45Christ, you know,
00:40:46you raccoon eyes.
00:40:48You're tragic.
00:40:49Buy a waterproof next time.
00:40:52You go to bed.
00:41:02What the hell was that?
00:41:04I almost kissed her.
00:41:06The walking disaster?
00:41:18My heart never raced like this for Felix.
00:41:20Not even once.
00:41:21So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:24Oh, no.
00:41:26Don't tell me I'm actually
00:41:27calling for him.
00:41:30Dee is my soulmate.
00:41:32I'm sure of that.
00:41:33Dora?
00:41:34She's just some random woman
00:41:36who happened to be in my house.
00:41:37That's it.
00:41:43Hey.
00:41:44What are you up to?
00:41:52Confession.
00:41:53I might be into someone.
00:41:54And it's terrifying.
00:42:06Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
00:42:09Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:42:17Fine.
00:42:18I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:27Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:31Oh, my God.
00:42:32What did you do?
00:42:35An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:42:38You are so drunk.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41And talented.
00:43:02Wait.
00:43:03Jesus, Chasel.
00:43:04Stop.
00:43:05You're burning up.
00:43:07We need a doctor.
00:43:08Now.
00:43:08Come on.
00:43:08No.
00:43:09No doctors.
00:43:10No breasts.
00:43:13Are...
00:43:13Are you serious right now?
00:43:16You're burning up.
00:43:18Imagine the tabloids.
00:43:20I'm doing two degree fever.
00:43:22It takes out Iron Man Chasel.
00:43:24No, I'd rather die.
00:43:27Wow.
00:43:29Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:43:32Also, what the hell?
00:43:34Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:37Fuck.
00:43:38Look, you are scarily perceptive and you're not crying.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Die here.
00:43:44I'm not planning your funeral.
00:43:52She's kind of cute.
00:44:15Every rom-com has this scene.
00:44:17The girl finds the guy she's crushing on totally defenseless, passed out in front of her.
00:44:21Now comes the million-dollar question.
00:44:25What's her next move?
00:44:49Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:53It's a European method.
00:44:55And it's very accurate.
00:44:58Right.
00:44:59And I'm the Pope.
00:45:06Bathroom?
00:45:07Now, unless, uh, you want me to puke on you?
00:45:09Oh.
00:45:09Come on.
00:45:10Oh, me.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:12Oh, here.
00:45:16Chasel.
00:45:17I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:45:22Chasel?
00:45:24Are you home?
00:45:27Oh.
00:45:28My God, you're so heavy.
00:45:31Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You want to see me naked again?
00:45:36No.
00:45:37I just, I'm worried.
00:45:39What if you fall or something?
00:45:40I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:45:44Unless that's, uh, unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:51You're shameless.
00:45:53Whoa!
00:45:57Damn.
00:45:58You really went for that?
00:45:59It was an accident, I swear.
00:46:01Sure it wasn't.
00:46:01It was.
00:46:02Oh, my God!
00:46:04Oh.
00:46:05Oh.
00:46:06Oh.
00:46:07Oh, my God!
00:46:09Oh, Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:11What am I doing here?
00:46:13After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:19Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:22You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:46:26Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:30But, uh, after seeing all this, uh, I'm reassured.
00:46:36Oh, uh, well, actually, we, um, aren't.
00:46:39Uh, you know, case closed.
00:46:42Now you see we are a real happy couple.
00:46:46So please leave.
00:46:47Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:46:52They want to see you.
00:46:53So you will bring your fiancée.
00:46:57Seven o'clock sharp.
00:46:59I can't, okay?
00:47:02I'm sick.
00:47:03I have a, uh, uh, really bad fever.
00:47:06Oh, yeah.
00:47:07Men don't get sick.
00:47:08They get dramatic.
00:47:10Take a pill and stop the theatrics.
00:47:14Be there.
00:47:17Oh, yes, dear.
00:47:19Be careful.
00:47:21Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:47:24No, ma.
00:47:24I mean, what is a man?
00:47:26Uh, legs?
00:47:28A cock?
00:47:30And words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:47:35Right.
00:47:36You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:40Dude, uh, come on, Grandma.
00:47:42Hey.
00:47:45Oh.
00:47:47Wow.
00:47:49Your girl is so cool.
00:47:55Nope.
00:47:56Whoa.
00:47:58I can't do this.
00:48:00Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks, and I'm going to say something stupid, and then
00:48:05they'll have me arrested for poor taste.
00:48:07Think of it, like, like research.
00:48:08My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:15Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:48:18I thought she'd be here for this.
00:48:20She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa.
00:48:24Passed away ten years ago, and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:28You ready?
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:32Go?
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:33You knock.
00:48:36Sorry.
00:48:43Uh, Mom, Dad, this is Dora.
00:48:51So nice to meet you both.
00:48:56Dinner's getting cold.
00:49:07Mm-hmm.
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:10Washed potatoes are really good.
00:49:14Didn't make them grown up, but...
00:49:18We saw Aura at the club.
00:49:21She looked radiant.
00:49:24Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:49:27You were a perfect match.
00:49:30Mom, Dora is right here.
00:49:33Please show some respect.
00:49:35It's okay.
00:49:36Respect?
00:49:38For what?
00:49:39A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son and marry into this family?
00:49:45Let me be clear.
00:49:46That will never happen.
00:49:53You know what?
00:49:55I am not surprised.
00:49:57This is what you two always do, isn't it?
00:50:00Jason.
00:50:00Watch your tone.
00:50:02We're stating facts.
00:50:04This family has standards.
00:50:06Your standard.
00:50:07Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:10Ow.
00:50:10You only care about money?
00:50:12About status?
00:50:13I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:50:17I can't think of one time.
00:50:18Grow up, son.
00:50:20You're not a person.
00:50:21You're a franchise.
00:50:23And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:50:27Her name is Dora.
00:50:29And I'm not going to marry Aura or whoever you want, okay?
00:50:32It's my life.
00:50:33I'm going to do with it what I want.
00:50:35Got it?
00:50:36Not why you parry my name.
00:50:42Maybe I don't want it.
00:50:48I'm sorry.
00:50:49Let's go.
00:50:50No.
00:50:51Okay.
00:51:02Okay, Chasel.
00:51:03Slow down.
00:51:03It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:51:05No, you're right.
00:51:05I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:51:07Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:51:11They're just worried about you.
00:51:13That's all.
00:51:15Worried?
00:51:15Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:51:19I...
00:51:19Don't.
00:51:20Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:23Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:24I'm not defending them.
00:51:25I'm defending you, okay?
00:51:27You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:51:30Look, you don't get it, okay?
00:51:32You never will.
00:51:33You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything?
00:51:37You can't script real life.
00:51:40Okay, fine, fine.
00:51:41Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:51:44I won't do it again.
00:51:45You can trust me on that.
00:51:47Just let me out.
00:51:48Let me out.
00:51:49Please stop the car.
00:51:50I am, I am.
00:51:51Now.
00:51:56Fine.
00:51:56Enjoy your walk.
00:51:57Oh, I will.
00:52:04Wait, what?
00:52:06Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:52:09This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:52:11Asshole.
00:52:15Dora?
00:52:19Damn it.
00:52:20Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:52:22She was just trying to help.
00:52:24You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:52:35Dora.
00:52:39Idiot.
00:52:41She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere.
00:52:44How are you thinking?
00:52:45Oh.
00:52:47Fuck.
00:52:50How?
00:52:55Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:52:58And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:53:03Your writing has soul.
00:53:04It's rare.
00:53:06Thanks.
00:53:09I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:53:12And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:53:15But not just a book.
00:53:17No, a bigger scale.
00:53:19A biography.
00:53:20A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:53:24Now, hear me out.
00:53:25Okay, look, I know he's already said no to every single producer in town.
00:53:29I get that.
00:53:30But you, Dora.
00:53:32You have the keys.
00:53:37This is it.
00:53:39The career break I've prayed for.
00:53:41But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:53:44Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:53:46But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:53:49I won't go behind his back.
00:53:54You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:53:56And hey, I get it.
00:53:58I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:54:02But you, you're not a gold digger.
00:54:05Are you, Dora?
00:54:06You're the real thing.
00:54:09Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:54:14Look, I know.
00:54:15You're concerned.
00:54:16And you have every right to be.
00:54:19But the offer stands.
00:54:21Okay?
00:54:22And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way,
00:54:28call me.
00:54:34I will.
00:54:35Thanks.
00:54:37You're that goddamn Dora?
00:54:40Yes.
00:54:47What the hell is wrong with you?
00:54:50Don't you know this woman?
00:54:51No idea.
00:54:52You cheating skank.
00:54:54What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:54:57You don't deserve Chasel.
00:55:00Get out of his life.
00:55:04Enough.
00:55:10Dora, call me back, okay?
00:55:12I was an idiot.
00:55:13Just please let me know you're safe.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:25Look, I was angry.
00:55:27I, I shouldn't have left you there.
00:55:30No.
00:55:31That's weak.
00:55:33Um, ah.
00:55:39It was a bad play.
00:55:41I overreacted and it won't happen again.
00:55:45Yeah, that's better.
00:55:46I like that.
00:55:55You got this, Chasel.
00:55:58Thank you, again, for everything.
00:56:01Yeah, of course.
00:56:02And I meant it when I said it.
00:56:04You have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:56:07Seriously, though, if you need anything,
00:56:09anything at all, I would love to help.
00:56:14I appreciate it.
00:56:15Of course.
00:56:17And I will get this dry cleaned.
00:56:19Return it to you.
00:56:20That you will not do because it looks way better on you
00:56:23and you're going to keep it.
00:56:24What?
00:56:24You're going to keep it.
00:56:25It's great.
00:56:25It's a little tough.
00:56:26I think so.
00:56:29Chasel.
00:56:34Hi.
00:56:35I was calling you.
00:56:36Didn't you get my messages?
00:56:38My phone died.
00:56:39And Edison actually picked me up
00:56:42and gave me a ride home.
00:56:44After a little incident.
00:56:48Great.
00:56:49Always playing the hero.
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:52Appreciate the assist.
00:56:53Of course.
00:56:55Love to.
00:56:56Oh, by the way,
00:56:56you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:56:58They're getting a little fancy.
00:57:00I appreciate the concern,
00:57:02but I've got it.
00:57:03Oh, you do?
00:57:05Yes.
00:57:07Excuse me?
00:57:09Okay.
00:57:09Is that yours?
00:57:10Yeah.
00:57:10Oh, that's nice.
00:57:12Wow.
00:57:13All right.
00:57:14Well, on that note,
00:57:16my offer still stands.
00:57:18Thanks.
00:57:22And Dora, just remember,
00:57:25keep that backbone.
00:57:34Hey, Chasel.
00:57:38What is wrong with you?
00:57:39Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:57:42Excuse me?
00:57:43He was just helping me.
00:57:45Excuse me?
00:57:46He was just helping me.
00:57:47Newsflash,
00:57:48you're my fiance now.
00:57:49That means no cozying up
00:57:50to guys like Edison Gray,
00:57:51especially not where cameras can see.
00:57:53Cozying up?
00:57:54It's called basic human decency,
00:57:56or was there a no friends clause
00:57:58in your contract?
00:57:58He's not some innocent fanboy, okay?
00:58:00He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:58:02Okay, so this is not about the media.
00:58:04You're just jealous.
00:58:05Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:58:07I won't.
00:58:09Because a real man would never
00:58:11leave his fiance stranded
00:58:13in the middle of the street.
00:58:14Alone.
00:58:24So it was...
00:58:26Apologize with step one.
00:58:28You went straight to being
00:58:30a possessive fucking asshole.
00:58:40Shit.
00:58:45Oh, by the way,
00:58:46you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:58:48They're getting a little pansy.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:51He wasn't wrong.
00:58:52I made her a target,
00:58:54then left her out there.
00:58:55And instead of apologizing,
00:58:57I acted like she betrayed me.
00:59:03A hypothetical question.
00:59:05If a guy messes up badly with a girl,
00:59:08what's the best way to make it right?
00:59:19How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
00:59:26He's into someone?
00:59:27Since when?
00:59:29Start with a real apology.
00:59:31No excuses.
00:59:33Then show you listen.
00:59:34A thoughtful gift.
00:59:35A real date.
00:59:36Actions.
00:59:37Not just words.
00:59:40Thanks.
00:59:42Good advice.
00:59:47Dora, are you awake?
00:59:51Dora, are you awake?
00:59:56No.
00:59:58And go away.
00:59:59I'm officially boycotting you.
01:00:02Look, I get it.
01:00:04You have every right to be pissed.
01:00:06I'm sorry.
01:00:08Okay?
01:00:08I was a jackass.
01:00:10Leaving you out there was...
01:00:14It was unforgivable.
01:00:16And I just saw the news.
01:00:18The wine thing?
01:00:20I didn't know.
01:00:24Look, you were right.
01:00:26I don't own you.
01:00:28And this fake engagement thing
01:00:30doesn't give me the right to act like I do.
01:00:35Chasel is apologizing.
01:00:38Good night.
01:00:40Oh, and, um...
01:00:43I got you an early Christmas present, so...
01:00:46I'll just leave it at the door.
01:00:49I'll just leave it at the door.
01:01:00I'll just leave it at the door.
01:01:08I'll just leave it at the door.
01:01:48So...
01:01:49Christmas gifts
01:01:51for the writer who's gonna change the world.
01:01:53She deserves a sweater, too.
01:01:56P.S. Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:01:59Not his fake fiancés, just us.
01:02:04An apology, some gifts, and asking me on a date.
01:02:10That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:20Fine. You're forgiven. And I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow.
01:02:28Your graciousness humbles me, Your Highness. I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:46To anyone coming for my fiancée, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:52We're happy. Back off.
01:02:56Merry Christmas.
01:03:05Is this real? Or is it just part of the act?
01:03:10Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:17Chasel? Coming!
01:03:19Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:23Good morning. We need to talk.
01:03:28What, are you not happy to see me?
01:03:34Oh, gosh. Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox.
01:03:39I can smell the regret.
01:03:43Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:47Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:50Now, did you need something? Or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:54Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:56I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen, and I cannot believe that you live with
01:04:01him dressed like that. Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:04:06Oh. What exactly is womanliness?
01:04:12This. Head-to-toe couture. Chanel on my body. Hermes on my arm.
01:04:20Well, he's not here. So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door's right there.
01:04:25I know that he's not here. I came for you.
01:04:32How much to walk away from him?
01:04:36God, the villainous offer scene. I've written this a million times. Time to improvise.
01:04:44Ten million. Cash. And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:49Ten million.
01:04:52Oh. That's not written in the story.
01:04:57Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries? You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:05:02Ten million? That's my going rate.
01:05:06Twenty?
01:05:08Yeah, twenty. Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:11Twenty million? What are you two, robbers?
01:05:14Can't pay? Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot, then.
01:05:17I mean, you won't pay twenty for me? I mean, some love story.
01:05:21Oh, oh, oh. But, but she can afford it. This little country mouse?
01:05:26She's not buying me. She actually owns me.
01:05:29Now, if you don't mind, we have a date. So, you need to go.
01:05:33No, I...
01:05:34Oh, bye-bye. I hope never to see you again.
01:05:39Six sweater. Am I right?
01:05:41They're pretty sick.
01:05:42That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:43I know.
01:05:45Chasel! We need to talk.
01:05:48I love you!
01:05:51All right, come on.
01:05:53Now they got keys to the hour.
01:05:54What movie are we seeing?
01:05:56Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:57You can tell me in the car!
01:05:58Pebbles, wait, wait, wait.
01:06:00You think you're going on a date?
01:06:03Not while I'm here.
01:06:06You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:09Maybe, but let them.
01:06:10Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:15I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:17Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:19My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:20Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:24Since forever.
01:06:25Just drive.
01:06:28Extra butter.
01:06:28The only way to watch a movie.
01:06:32Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:06:36Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:37First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:40And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:42Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:06:44No, to be honest, Dora has more talent than you.
01:06:46I'm just, I'm just saying, I'm just...
01:06:48Oh, they're gone.
01:06:51So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:56I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:59And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:07:01Excuse me, you can't hear it.
01:07:04What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:06Oh my god, what are the odds?
01:07:08I love this director.
01:07:10So I ran into war outside.
01:07:11She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:17Oh my god, I just saw a rat.
01:07:19Hey, Chasel, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:22Get off.
01:07:23You weren't invited.
01:07:25Dora was.
01:07:27Don't look at me, troublemaker.
01:07:30You know, Dora, if this is too loud,
01:07:32we can always go back to my building.
01:07:33There's a private screening room.
01:07:35Or my place.
01:07:36It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:38Can you not touch another man's fiance?
01:07:41I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career or something.
01:07:42She actually needs.
01:07:43Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:46This is a movie theater on our swingers' party.
01:07:49Sorry.
01:07:51Oh my god.
01:07:52You're Chasel Brady.
01:07:54And you're my fiance.
01:07:58No.
01:07:59No way.
01:08:00Oh my god.
01:08:01Huge fan.
01:08:02Thank you, thank you.
01:08:03Okay, you guys have fun.
01:08:04Let me go get some work.
01:08:07We'll be going on.
01:08:12You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:15You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:08:18Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world.
01:08:24And you do?
01:08:25Of course I do.
01:08:27His parents love me.
01:08:28They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:32But you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:35Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:43Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:46But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:48Oh, is someone missing, Mommy and Daddy?
01:08:57What the hell are you doing?
01:08:59Chasel, she attacked me.
01:09:01I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:09:04Oh, you liar.
01:09:05I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:09:08So we need to go now.
01:09:11Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:13I'll handle this.
01:09:22Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:25Don't pee like that, Chasey.
01:09:28Think clearly.
01:09:29Our business.
01:09:31A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:36I'm the best option for you.
01:09:39I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:48Are you okay?
01:09:49Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:51I do.
01:09:52I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:54Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:56Aren't you two friends?
01:09:57Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:10:00Okay, well, clearly Chasel doesn't see it.
01:10:02Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:10:02You never know what that was, okay?
01:10:04You could have been getting me out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:07Just don't assume.
01:10:08When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:12You're right.
01:10:13Yeah.
01:10:14I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:16Oh, no.
01:10:19Hey, boy.
01:10:25Dora.
01:10:34We're done, Aura.
01:10:36Stay away from both of us.
01:10:40Don't touch me.
01:10:42Dora, this isn't what you think.
01:10:43Oh, isn't it?
01:10:44Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:48I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:10:52When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:55That's all I'm asking.
01:10:57Look, the contract.
01:10:59After everything.
01:11:00You think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:11:05Is that really what you believe?
01:11:06I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:11:09But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:12A relationship for three?
01:11:13No thanks.
01:11:15It's time I walk away.
01:11:25I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:11:29Fake fiancée?
01:11:31Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:38Dora?
01:11:39Wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:42Please just let me explain.
01:11:44Explain what?
01:11:46It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:48I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:50It is a family time, you know?
01:11:52I'll be staying over.
01:11:54What's wrong?
01:11:56You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:12:00Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:12:04No!
01:12:07We're so...
01:12:08We're very much in love.
01:12:10Chasel?
01:12:11Dora?
01:12:12You better be telling the truth.
01:12:15Really.
01:12:18What?
01:12:19I hope so.
01:12:20You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:21We love you.
01:12:22You know I love you.
01:12:31Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:35Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:38And like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:39I don't want to see you.
01:12:41I was getting her off me and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:45You expect me to believe that?
01:12:47Yeah, okay.
01:12:48Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:51Hey, I don't want to hear it.
01:12:54That was the last time.
01:12:56I don't want to hear it, okay?
01:12:59That was the last time.
01:13:01Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:13:05Are you serious?
01:13:08After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:11I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:13It's not about that.
01:13:14Understand what?
01:13:16What is it about?
01:13:19Understand that the only one I love is you.
01:13:36You what?
01:13:38I said, I love you.
01:13:41And I mean it.
01:13:44I think...
01:13:45I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:13:50And...
01:13:51way before I ever noticed you.
01:14:21You've been staring at me?
01:14:23Just admiring the view.
01:14:32Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:35Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:37Hmm.
01:14:39All right.
01:14:40Get up.
01:14:40We're going out.
01:14:42Where are we going?
01:14:43Christmas shopping.
01:14:45I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:49Last minute.
01:14:50I know.
01:14:52All right.
01:14:52Five more minutes.
01:14:53We'll go.
01:14:54Okay.
01:14:55So comfy.
01:14:57I know.
01:15:00Okay.
01:15:01How about this one?
01:15:03It's perfect.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:06Really?
01:15:06Yeah.
01:15:08We'll take it.
01:15:10Okay.
01:15:11I'll go take.
01:15:14Oh, my God.
01:15:16You're Chazel Brady.
01:15:18And that's Dora.
01:15:19I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:22You two are perfect together.
01:15:25Thanks.
01:15:26Yeah.
01:15:27Yeah.
01:15:45I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:15:55Is everything okay?
01:15:58Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:16:00We can explain.
01:16:02We'll be there in ten minutes.
01:16:05Is everything okay?
01:16:06We have to go.
01:16:07Like, now.
01:16:08Okay.
01:16:09Come on.
01:16:15Okay, Chazel, what's wrong?
01:16:17You're making me nervous.
01:16:18Our fight at the cinema?
01:16:20Someone recorded it.
01:16:22The entire thing.
01:16:23What?
01:16:25It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:26Online.
01:16:26Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:32Dad?
01:16:33What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:16:34Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:35My phone is blowing up.
01:16:36The sponsors are saying you're a liar.
01:16:38They're threatening to pull out.
01:16:39I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:40You better.
01:16:42But Dora is my fiancée.
01:16:44And that won't change.
01:16:48Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:16:50If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Dora, if I hadn't just started this fight
01:16:55to begin with, there would be nothing to record.
01:16:57Hey, hey, stop that.
01:16:58Okay, this is not your fault.
01:17:00And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:17:01I just need to go to the stadium, deal with the press, the team.
01:17:06Hey, can you just talk to Grandma, explain what's happening?
01:17:10Of course.
01:17:12We're going to get through this.
01:17:14I promise.
01:17:16No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:31She was too emotional to say things she didn't mean.
01:17:35It's clean.
01:17:36Are you telling me to be a coward, lie to the entire world, and blame everything on the
01:17:42woman I love?
01:17:43All right, then what's your play?
01:17:45The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:48The best play would be to marry me.
01:17:52What?
01:17:54You.
01:17:55I knew it.
01:17:57You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:58I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:18:01Oh, seriously.
01:18:04So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:18:08I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:18:10This is all my fault.
01:18:12Nonsense.
01:18:14This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:22Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life, and he has never, not even once,
01:18:31let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:18:35The fact that you're here now shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:42But his parents...
01:18:44Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:47I'll take care of them.
01:18:51Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:59Face it, Chasel.
01:19:00I'm your only option.
01:19:03You think you can corner me into marrying you?
01:19:06There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:19:08I don't respond to threats.
01:19:12Because I told you we're done.
01:19:14The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:19:19And as for what you did, my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:28Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:32Dora!
01:19:34I'm home.
01:19:35We need to talk.
01:19:37She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:39What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:41Where did she go?
01:19:42Gone.
01:19:44Gone?
01:19:45Gone?
01:19:46Gone?
01:19:50I don't understand why leave when you clearly love each other.
01:19:55Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:57Oh, yes.
01:19:59I trust him.
01:20:02And that's exactly why I can't stay and become his weakness.
01:20:08But don't worry.
01:20:09In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:20:12And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:14You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:16Come here.
01:20:17I'll miss you.
01:20:21You made the right choice in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:24All right.
01:20:28Oh!
01:20:29I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:32And by yourself!
01:20:34You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:20:37They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:40All right.
01:20:41Crisis averted.
01:20:43What's your next move?
01:20:46Go see about a girl.
01:20:52Dora.
01:20:54This.
01:20:56This.
01:20:57I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:21:01It's amazing.
01:21:03Thanks.
01:21:04First time for everything, I guess.
01:21:07I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:21:13You know what?
01:21:14I changed my mind.
01:21:16I did.
01:21:16I changed my mind.
01:21:17I want to invest in this story.
01:21:19Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:21Dora, do you realize that once people read this, no one's going to care about that video anyway?
01:21:28Okay, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:21:33My fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:35Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:39Yes, there it is.
01:21:41Wow.
01:21:43Good job.
01:21:44Thanks.
01:21:44I hope they like it.
01:21:46They're going to love it.
01:21:54I messed up.
01:21:55I know the whole world saw us fighting, but I swear, our relationship is real.
01:22:01Dora is my fiance, the only woman I love.
01:22:04Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:22:11This story.
01:22:14This story is me and Dora, if that means.
01:22:18Dora is D?
01:22:34Oh, I did.
01:22:37Chasel, how did you?
01:22:40You just told me yourself.
01:22:46You know, I love the new story, by the way.
01:22:51Our story.
01:22:55So, you're C.
01:23:01Thank you for your advice before.
01:23:04It definitely helped.
01:23:06But, uh, this time, I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:23:18Dora Swift.
01:23:20I have fallen for you irrevocably, completely.
01:23:27Will you marry me?
01:23:32Is that a yes?
01:23:33Yes.
01:23:33Oh, my God.
01:23:35Dora?
01:23:40Come here.
01:23:42You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:47I mean that.
01:23:48I don't know.
01:23:49Oh, my God.
01:23:50Mm.
01:23:52Mm.
01:23:53Yeah.
01:23:55Yeah.
01:23:56Yeah.
01:23:57Okay.
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