00:00Officer Cooper, who stands at 4 feet 11 inches
00:02Oh, come on
00:03The other suspect, a 45-year-old Latina
00:05He ain't mad at me
00:10I know who you are
00:11Yeah, you all want it
00:13I'm a police officer
00:14Mrs. Riva, she's a federal witness in our protective custody
00:16Oh, I am protected by a nidermi
00:20Everybody in the state is looking for her
00:22Hola, housekeeping
00:24Dirty cops and the cartel
00:25We need a couple hours to lay low
00:27I kind of like your smile
00:30Oh, cut it out
00:32They'll kill me before they let me testify
00:34Right now, we can't trust anyone but each other
00:36Oh my God
00:38I'm calling the cops
00:39I tried to seduce me
00:40There's some lesbian stuff
00:41I am her lover
00:42This is our favorite position
00:46She wanted me
00:48Like, in a big way
00:49Like, she had, like, a breast boner
00:53I don't know if you've ever seen that
00:55You're gonna get us killed her for some shoes?
00:57But I needed the sparkly stilettos to go out
01:00And I need the sparkly stilettos when I stay in
01:03And I need the corky wedges
01:07All of Texas law enforcement is looking for these two
01:09I don't think this is working
01:11Okay, make dear noises
01:16Are you kidding me?
01:17It's not a horse
01:18It is from the horse family
01:20I have been set up, shot at, and hunted down
01:27You do not know anything about me
01:29I am in your underwear
01:30This is gonna stay in my head forever
01:36And you have to stop treating me like I'm some rookie cop who doesn't know what he's doing
01:40You have to stop treating me like I am a criminal
01:44What the heck is this white stuff?
01:46It's a banking counter!
01:47Banking counter!
01:48We're bikers
01:48Toast, muffins, cakes
01:50Muff, muffins
01:51Sex is gonna be all jacked up
01:54We need a different identity
01:56Why do you look like Jose Viver?
01:58You must be Miguel
01:58Si
01:59I am totally crushing this dude
02:02Oh yes, that's your average guy chest
02:05Nothing there
02:06Yep, that's right, nothing there
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