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00:00Previously on 1,000 Pound Sisters.
00:03You like our fits?
00:05No.
00:07Are you ready?
00:09Let's get you some straight eyes, okay?
00:11My wedding is 10 days away, and I'm getting eye surgery to fix my lazy eye.
00:17Okay, you ready?
00:18Yeah.
00:18It's just scary because you might cut the wrong pipe and I'll be blind.
00:23You never know.
00:24Surgery went beautifully, but that eye's going to be crossed in.
00:27It will take about 7 to 10 days until it's played a bit better.
00:33Have you decided to go to the wedding?
00:36I always be peed, but I don't want, I mean...
00:39You don't know if you're going to go.
00:40It's been signs to know that she still wants me a part of their life, you know?
00:45I'd show up just, even if she didn't really want you there.
00:51Here comes the bride.
00:53All dressed in black.
00:56Our wedding's tomorrow, and I'm feeling anxious.
00:59There's a lot going on.
01:01I'm just hoping and praying my eyes stays open tomorrow.
01:04I want to look perfect in my wedding.
01:06I'll be there in a minute, baby.
01:08And right now, I don't know who the going to show up tomorrow,
01:11and if they're going to be on the best behavior or not.
01:15I don't want my dream wedding turning into a free-for-all show.
01:35Are you ready to have fun at the wedding today?
01:37Are you ready to have fun at the wedding?
01:38No.
01:38No?
01:39No.
01:41We're finally getting married today.
01:44I already got cold feet.
01:46You got cold feet?
01:47Yeah, I have no shoes on.
01:50I literally got cold feet.
01:53Good news is, my eyes feel so much better since the rehearsal.
01:57So now, I'm more nervous about how the boys are going to act in the actual ceremony and stuff
02:02like that.
02:02But other than how the boys are acting, the dance is what's got me on the edge, too.
02:07Are you guys practicing?
02:09No.
02:13Hello.
02:14Happy wedding day.
02:17The wedding starts at 2, and I got to get my hair and makeup done.
02:21I got to get, you know, my clothes on and try to avoid Brian.
02:25Last night, we slept in different rooms because it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
02:30I don't know why it's bad luck, but I know I didn't do it with Michael, and we'd end up
02:34in the divorce,
02:34so I ain't taking no damn chances with Brian.
02:37So, how you feeling?
02:39I'm all right, just a little anxious.
02:41Your eye looks really good.
02:43I think one of the stitches followed out last night.
02:47This morning, my eyes still pulling a little inward, but I'm okay with that because the doctor said
02:52eventually it'll work his way out.
02:54Only problem is, my eyes are still a little bit dry and irritated, but hey, at least they're open.
03:01How did everybody sleep in the hotel?
03:03Any ghosts?
03:04I slept fine.
03:07I've had no ghostly experiences.
03:09The only ghostly experience I will have today is the Holy Ghost.
03:15Yeah, the only bump in my night was Glenn kicking me in the back of the belly.
03:21Has anybody heard from Tammy today?
03:23Nope.
03:26We've not heard if Tammy's coming.
03:28If Tammy shows up, I hope they behave, but then again, I hope all of us behave.
03:32It ain't just them that has explosive tempers.
03:37Hello.
03:38Hi, how are you?
03:39Hey.
03:40Happy wedding day.
03:41Happy wedding day, sis.
03:43Hi.
03:44I'm excited to get all dolled up.
03:46My vision is Victorian elegance, like, Cotillion-type ****, but this lady's going to work Cotillion for it because, let's
03:55be real, I'm more like Cotillion's dirty sister that was in the gutter for a little bit.
04:05So, as far as today goes, are you okay to wear lashes?
04:08I don't want, yeah, I don't want lashes.
04:10You don't want lashes?
04:11Okay.
04:11But you're fine with, like, eyeshadow, all the others.
04:14Okay.
04:15The doctor knew about the wedding and didn't say, hey, don't put on forehead makeup, but I do not risk
04:20the glue.
04:21My eyes already come with lashes.
04:23I'm good.
04:27Hello.
04:28How are you?
04:29Good, how are you?
04:30Everything going good?
04:31Yeah.
04:31Got your robe for you.
04:33Oh, that's so pretty.
04:35So, it's the wedding day, and there is so much to do.
04:38I've got to set up the tables, decorate, put all the decor out, make sure Amy's okay, that she's not
04:46stressing out, check on the wedding party, check with the vendors, and just make sure that everything's going to be
04:51on time.
04:52Everybody's going to be ready to go, because I like to run a tight ship.
04:55Do you want to go downstairs and look at the decor?
04:58Yeah.
04:59Okay, well, I'll see you in a minute.
05:05So, we're still working on it, but this is the reception area.
05:09I love it.
05:12So, let's take a look at some of your decor that you brought.
05:15I think some of these smaller tables, we're going to have to do some of the smaller pieces.
05:20What if we put one of, like this?
05:22Up there?
05:23Or we can hang it, like.
05:24Yeah.
05:25You like that?
05:26Yeah.
05:28To be honest with you, I'm not really sure where everything should go.
05:31I make them, you make them pretty.
05:33We'll move this one right here.
05:34Like that there?
05:35Because it's both nautical.
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:37This one actually lights up, but we don't have to have it lit up.
05:40All right.
05:41I'm going to put this one on this side.
05:43What do you think of my creations?
05:45Oh, my gosh.
05:46I love it.
05:47I handmade each and every one of these centerpieces.
05:49They all go together because they're all gold, but at the end of the day, they're all their own masterpiece.
05:56Each individual one tells its own personal story.
06:00What does the sloth represent?
06:03I don't know.
06:05Okay, we've only got one on this one.
06:07I forgot about the shark.
06:09With these candles.
06:10Oh, here's a monkey.
06:11I can use several of those.
06:14We've got a mixture of monkeys and crabs, and there was a snake.
06:20I was like, what in the world?
06:22Like, how does this go together?
06:24Like, what is the theme here?
06:26But there's nothing greenery and candles can't save.
06:30Anybody know how to tie a bow tie?
06:32You better hope it's a clip, homie.
06:35Oh.
06:35Is it a real one?
06:36I don't know.
06:37I've just seen it in there.
06:38I haven't.
06:38You're out of luck, homie, because I don't know how to do it.
06:40You don't know how?
06:41I don't know.
06:54I don't know how to do it.
07:10I don't know how to do it.
07:14You ain't going to go over my head, yo.
07:17He has clipped his bow tie and trying to slip it over his head like a choker necklace.
07:23And I'm trying to figure out where the hell, in good sense, did he think of this because,
07:29I mean, damn.
07:34No.
07:35Well, it's got a bell cone, homie.
08:05Oh, okay.
08:07You're welcome.
08:07Well, I'll let you go ahead and get dressed and get everything going.
08:10And then, if you need anything, I'll leave some touch-up stuff for you out there, okay?
08:13Okay.
08:14All righty.
08:16All I have left is putting on my dress.
08:19The closer I get to walking down the aisle, I'm feeling a little butterflies.
08:23But I'm so excited because I get to marry my best friend.
08:30Come in.
08:44Oh, Lord, what the is going to happen now?
09:04See a Tammy here.
09:06I'm like, oh, God.
09:10I was so scared to see her today.
09:12I was like, do I really want to see her?
09:15Like, is she going to make this day about her?
09:17Is she going to, like, yell at me for something?
09:24So I'm here.
09:27You know why I'm here.
09:30Today's Amy's wedding day, and I'm here.
09:34I decided to go to Amy's wedding to support her.
09:37But first, I want to talk with Amy.
09:41I just hope I'm not making a huge mistake.
09:44I really don't know how Amy's going to react.
09:55I'm sorry.
10:00And I wanted to prove you.
10:03And I'm here to support you.
10:08I accept this, like, you and Brian come in as one.
10:14I accept him as my brother-in-law.
10:18I accept you the way you are.
10:25And I got you this.
10:27You're something new.
10:28And you're something blue.
10:34I like it.
10:36Little poo on me.
10:38Bitch, y'all knew you were going to ask me to.
10:39Amazing, that wasn't too long to do anything.
10:43Might have to touch up my makeup.
10:47I am getting merciful right now.
10:49Because I'm kind of overwhelmed that she apologized on the fact that she was wrong.
10:54I didn't even know that she knew the word.
10:58But Tammy's support means so much to me right now.
11:05Well, today's a new chapter, the beginning of your life.
11:09I don't want my mom fighting.
11:11I want to squash everything.
11:13Just move past it.
11:14Let's bury it.
11:14Let's move on.
11:17Sounds great.
11:19Bitch, why you been in heels for your ass?
11:23I ain't getting no heels here.
11:24I got flats.
11:27The shoes you're wearing?
11:29Yeah.
11:29Well, they're slides, but they're diamond slides.
11:33It's not a surprise to me that Amy got diamond slides for her wedding shoes.
11:39That bitch could wear slides anywhere and everywhere.
11:43I think if she was climbing a mountain, she'd probably wear slides.
11:46But seriously, I'm glad the conversation with Amy went well.
11:52Showing love and affection, saying I'm sorry, is not really something we grew up with.
11:59But if you don't apologize, it's like having a wound that never heals.
12:05It just gets worse.
12:07Until you have no relationship left.
12:11I don't want that.
12:13I love her.
12:15And I want to be sisters again.
12:19What do you think of the hair color?
12:22I actually really like it.
12:24I truly like it.
12:26This is the first time I'm looking you in the face and telling you I like your hair.
12:30This suits you.
12:32And I heard you got your eyes.
12:35They look good is what I'm trying to say.
12:37Yeah.
12:37I thought that was scary for you that you were going to have bruises.
12:41And I'm glad you don't.
12:42I still got like a couple of stitches, but one fell out last night.
12:47I mean, I knew she had surgery.
12:49And I was worried that her eyes were going to be bruised.
12:55But I wanted to.
12:56She looked great.
12:58It was standing there.
13:00Only thing I could say was, wow.
13:03Like she really did look good.
13:06Well, Mitch, I'm going to go ahead and get out of here and let you finish getting ready.
13:08You look gorgeous.
13:10I love you and I'm proud of you.
13:12So keep that crown held high.
13:19I was not expecting Tammy to be this nice to me.
13:23This is all holiday miracle.
13:24I mean, Jesse James himself done kissed Tammy on the forehead and made her apologize.
13:28He was like, if you don't, I will shoot you in your sleep, bitch.
13:54All right.
13:55Are you ready?
13:56Yep.
13:57Aw, you look so pretty.
14:00How you going to put this on?
14:02You going to go over your hair or step in?
14:03I step aside.
14:05My wedding was supposed to start a few minutes ago and true Amy fashion, I'm going to be late.
14:10I'm really excited to get in my dress because I am skinnier now than when I first tried it on.
14:15I actually went down three sizes since then.
14:18I don't know what it feels like anyway.
14:19I got my eye fixed and I lost weight.
14:22Like, Ryan ain't marrying me.
14:25He's marrying a trophy.
14:29I'm here.
14:32I'm going to need some help.
14:33These nails ain't doing right now.
14:35You got to do all them.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Amy's dress is absolutely gorgeous.
14:40But them buttons on the back of that thing is a mile long.
14:44We might be here all day trying to button her in.
14:47Please don't let her have gas.
14:52You might have to help with those buttons because my nails, I can't.
14:56The struggle was really bad.
14:58When I went to go try it on, the seat shirts didn't have this much trouble buttoning it up.
15:03What the ?
15:04Good lord.
15:05They need to make better contraptions getting into these things.
15:11Brittany was tried.
15:12Lili was tried.
15:13Misty was tried.
15:14The photographer.
15:15Come on .
15:16Somebody needs to hoist me in this damn dress.
15:20What about this?
15:21This is too thick.
15:23Is it?
15:23Yeah.
15:24Well, it was a good idea.
15:26It was a great idea.
15:27It really was.
15:28Amy's stickler about a wedding starting on time and it should have started 20 minutes ago.
15:32Amy's been getting ready all day.
15:34I mean, she's been in there four hours doing hair and makeup.
15:37So, she should be ready by now.
15:39Do you have your jewelry on, Amy?
15:42Everything else is on.
15:44Oh, and my shoes.
15:45Shoes and veil is what you have left?
15:47Okay.
15:50We are definitely running behind.
15:52And poor Kelly's pissed off.
15:55If that lady cuts, she would be doing it now.
15:58Oh, good lord.
16:00Way past time for the ceremony.
16:02Let's do that.
16:03There we go.
16:04And we are in there.
16:15She looks really pretty.
16:18Yeah.
16:18Amy, she looked really pretty.
16:21That's good.
16:23We're all waiting on Amy to come out.
16:25Apparently, it's my fault the wedding got held up, but it was worth it.
16:29She cried.
16:31Happy tears.
16:32I told you everything was going to be okay with it.
16:36I told you, didn't I?
16:38That was the greatest thing that's happened to her.
16:41Because she misses you.
16:43I am very relieved that Amy and Tammy got along.
16:47Moving forward, I hope that their relationship stays good.
16:51Because I can't take their no more.
16:54Like, I don't know how anybody's taking their for this long.
16:56Because I can't.
16:57This one can't.
16:58I've done it for a while now.
17:00I can't do it no more.
17:01So they either get along or I'm out in peace and it was nice knowing you,
17:06but holler back because I can't do it.
17:08You know what I mean?
17:09Like, I can't.
17:10Yes.
17:11Mm-mm.
17:13Mm-mm.
17:15I don't know.
17:16We still got things we probably need to talk about.
17:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:19But I mean, you can do that slowly at a time.
17:22This is not the time right now.
17:24No, or the place.
17:25No.
17:27I am really happy that me and Amy are finally back on the same page again.
17:33Now it's time to get this bitch married and party!
17:40Is she around here?
17:42Baby!
17:45Now I'm just aggravated.
17:46I've got guests.
17:48They're getting antsy.
17:49The kids are restless.
17:50At this point, I'm feeling very anxious to get her out of that bridal suite,
17:54get them lined up, and get her down the aisle.
17:57I feel like a marshmallow.
17:59You look like a snack then?
18:00Okay.
18:01I'm a whole rice crispy treat, y'all.
18:03A whole snack, girl.
18:05I'm a whole s'mores pie.
18:07Stop it!
18:09I don't know if I'm a tasty treat, but I'm something to eat.
18:14I think I'm more of a whole damn turkey beast.
18:19Look at these breasts.
18:25Brian's out there waiting for you.
18:27Everybody's lined up and ready to go.
18:30So it's time.
18:31Everything is ready.
18:33I'm ready to walk down this aisle and nothing better go wrong.
18:37All right.
18:38You ready?
18:38Yep.
18:39You can go.
18:44I'm a little nervous, I guess, but I've been ready for this moment since we met pretty
18:49much, so I cannot wait to see her walk down the aisle.
19:07I'm happy to be here, but also it hurts a little because I was supposed to be bros made
19:14or whatever, and I'm just a guest.
19:18But Misty looked really beautiful, and so did Brittany.
19:21So did Brittany.
19:23Lily.
19:24Yes.
19:25I don't know, just the way they did Misty's hair and makeup.
19:29It looked great on her.
19:31Misty's kind of like a stud without being a lesbian.
19:40Because she don't like, you know, like the women like that, but the way she dresses is
19:47kind of like a stud with me sometimes.
19:55Am I wrong?
20:02I think I'm going to pee myself.
20:08Come on, guys.
20:09Let's go.
20:10Can you hold this for me?
20:11No.
20:11No?
20:12Okay.
20:13I tell you what.
20:14How about a basket?
20:15How about a bag, and they're going to give you candy when you walk down there?
20:18Can you take this, and they'll give you some candy when you walk down?
20:20I don't want it.
20:21You want to go get some candy?
20:22No.
20:23No?
20:23You want to get candy?
20:24Okay.
20:24I tell you what.
20:26Let's just go.
20:31Is my kid crying?
20:42If these kids don't make it down the aisle, I don't know what we're going to do, because
20:45I'm just afraid it's going to ruin Amy's day.
20:54Hey, Amy.
20:55Can I borrow you for a second?
20:57I have no idea what Amy wants, and I'm nervous, because I don't want to set her off.
21:04That's not what I'm here for.
21:15Come on.
21:19Come on.
21:19Let's go.
21:20It's okay.
21:20Come on.
21:24Do you want to take a bag for candy?
21:26No.
21:26This way.
21:27This way.
21:27This way.
21:27This way.
21:28Come here.
21:28Come this way.
21:29This way.
21:30Turn this way.
21:30Turn this way.
21:31Go right up here.
21:32Open it.
21:34Yeah.
21:38Aww.
21:40We had given the guests candy, because it's Halloween, so, you know, what better?
21:46And as soon as I told Gage and Glenn that there was going to be candy down the aisle,
21:50they did exactly what we asked them to do, so it was perfect.
21:56Here you go.
22:01Your flower's facing the right way.
22:04Keep them down a little bit so you can see all of this.
22:06All right.
22:07You okay?
22:08Mm-hmm.
22:08All good.
22:09Smile.
22:10Big day.
22:17All right.
22:18We're stepping on my dress.
22:19Sorry.
22:20Mm-hmm.
22:21All good.
22:22Mm-hmm.
22:23All right.
22:23We're stepping on my dress.
22:23All right, please.
22:32Here comes the bride.
22:37Hi, baby.
22:39That's worth it.
22:40Hi.
22:41Hi.
22:42Hi.
22:42All right.
22:44Hi.
22:51Hi.
22:52Hi.
22:53Hi.
22:53Hi.
22:53Debra.
23:01Yeah.
23:01He's so cute.
23:02You little weirdo.
23:04A cheese!
23:06A cheese!
23:08You all may be seated.
23:13You look amazed.
23:17Now, before we begin, Brian and Amy have asked me to share vows that they have wrote for each other.
23:24We will start with Brian.
23:26Amy and I weren't looking for forever when we met, but we both knew early on that we found it.
23:34It wasn't love at first sight.
23:36It was love that first night.
23:38Because I know in our 26-hour lunch date, I couldn't spend the rest of my life without her.
23:48We had a rough year with the first arrest.
23:53We were tested, but our love for each other and our desire to be together never changed.
23:59First and only arrest.
24:03When he brought up the arrest, that went through me.
24:05I didn't really think anybody would bring that up during the actual ceremony.
24:11Did you think Brian would do any that he's done in the last year?
24:14You know, I didn't think a grown man would wear the kind of shoes he does, but that's beside the
24:19point.
24:19There you go.
24:20So expect the unexpected when it comes to him.
24:23You just don't know what the hell's going to come out of his mouth.
24:25With that being said, he's good for Amy.
24:27One beats on one drum, one beats on another drum.
24:30Way out younger.
24:33Brian, before you came into my life, I was a little lost, trying to find the right person for me
24:41and my babies.
24:42Then you showed up, and suddenly everything started to make sense.
24:47You've been my best friend, my safe place, and the one who can always make me laugh.
24:52Stop.
24:53You're stopping.
24:54You've brought me love, laughter, and a sense of calm into my life and my kid's life, and for that,
25:00I'm forever grateful.
25:02Today, I promise to keep laughing with you and always remind you that you are officially stuck with me.
25:11I would not say that she lets herself be vulnerable like that very often.
25:15So hearing Amy speak of her love for me definitely gets me emotional, but just seeing it and feeling it,
25:21I mean, it's awesome.
25:24Brian, repeat after me.
25:27I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
25:31I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
25:35Amy means everything to me, and no matter how messy things get or with her family or anybody else, we'll
25:43handle anything as it comes together and support each other and try to make each other's days better.
25:50I promise to be your biggest fan.
25:52I promise to be your biggest fan.
25:54I promise to be your teammate.
25:57I promise to be your team biggest job.
25:59Your safe place.
26:01Your safe place.
26:02And your adventure partner.
26:03And your adventure partner.
26:04Even if the adventures involve camels.
26:07Even if those adventures involve camels.
26:09But let's leave those out.
26:12Preferably.
26:14In such a short amount of time, me and Brian went from, like, jail to fights with family members.
26:20And I think our relationship is stronger because we had to endure those things together.
26:26And now we're ready to start the next chapter.
26:28With this ring, I give you my heart and I promise to love you always.
26:33Amy.
26:36Let's hug her.
26:37Slice the ring on me.
26:39With this ring, I give you my heart and promise to love you always.
26:45By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
26:50Brian, you may now kiss your bride.
27:02I introduce to you, Mr. and Mrs. Brian Laverne.
27:11I'm married, bitches.
27:16The family all stay together for pictures.
27:19The ceremony was great.
27:20I mean, it's everything I wanted.
27:22We got the boys calmed down.
27:24At the end of the day, they were a little chaotic, but, hey, they did their job.
27:28They walked down the aisle.
27:30Oh, my God, they look so cute, their little tuxedo.
27:34Like all times, dear.
27:37Locked up.
27:38To be honest with you, it hasn't really set in.
27:41Me and Brian keep looking at each other to, are we really married?
27:44We're really married.
27:49I'm glad everybody's here, including Tammy.
27:52And even though my mom angry today, because it's too hard to get her out of the house with
27:57her wheelchair, she's been begging for years to get another sibling picture.
28:01Well, here's our chance.
28:03Okay, children.
28:03This is too much.
28:04This is too much.
28:06I got monkey in my back.
28:09Tammy and Amy did really good today, and they smoothed everything over.
28:14Hopefully, this is going to be a sign of good things to come.
28:18It's damn sure a glimmering light, and maybe, just maybe, Tammy started to get back on track
28:25with her mental health.
28:28So with that being said, no better reason to kick one back with friends and family.
28:34I'm not saying we all get tore down from the floor up, but, you know, one or three never
28:40hurt nobody.
28:53Cheers.
28:54Things have been going good so far, but I ain't gonna lie.
28:58I am nervous right now because with all the Slaytons in one room, I don't know what's going
29:04to happen.
29:04So, you know, like, I mean, they could all dance, or they could all piss fight.
29:09It could be like, you know, wrestling event or church.
29:13Oh!
29:22All right, at this time, ladies and gentlemen, we will have the first dance.
29:33They can throw sticks and stone.
29:36Woo!
29:38Try to make us feel so low.
29:41Higher that we climb, hotter the wind blows.
29:48And they can't see this love.
29:51Now, do we still do that?
29:53And we can just let it go.
29:56Huh?
29:58I totally forgot the steps.
30:00Like, my brain went...
30:02And she was the lead.
30:03I mean, I let her do the leading.
30:05So, once she lost the steps, yeah, it was...
30:10It went pretty bad.
30:11What are we doing now?
30:12You ready to breakdance?
30:14I don't know if I can in this little suit.
30:17All right, y'all.
30:18If he hurts himself, it ain't my fault.
30:20Is this when I was supposed to do that?
30:23Oh, yeah, duh!
30:27The first dance was kind of interesting.
30:29I don't really know what was going on.
30:31And then Brian starts rolling around on the floor.
30:36Oh, I can't do it in this suit.
30:40A 50-year-old man does not need to be trying to breakdance anymore.
30:44We're just going to have to give him that on the down low, information-wise.
30:48Up there, left, right, I don't know where to go, baby.
30:52And then we dip, and then...
30:57No, I might have pulled her thing out.
31:07That was something.
31:09I don't know who thought that was a good idea.
31:12Because Amy's got two left feet.
31:16And...
31:16I don't know if Brian can breakdance.
31:19I thought he was going to kick himself in the head at first.
31:22Bless his heart.
31:25He's your eye.
31:27I'm all sweaty.
31:28My cooter's sweaty.
31:37You're putting your napkin in your...
31:39Very good.
31:41Don't want to get that dress dirty.
31:43Hell yeah, I'm going to chuck a damn napkin in me.
31:45I will get it all over me.
31:48Let's be real.
31:49Even though this wedding's fancy-spancy, this is not my cup of tea.
31:52Hell, give me a backyard barbecue any day.
31:54I can play it fancy in the minors, but I never went pro.
32:04I have no idea what Amy wants, and I'm nervous.
32:09Because I still feel like I have to be careful with what I say.
32:14Because I don't want to set her off.
32:16That's not what I'm here for.
32:30Tammy, can I borrow your first date?
32:38You remember how at your plate, you remember how I said,
32:42hey, we're not the plate anymore, and then you had to say,
32:45would you want to do that?
32:49I was nervous, but Amy just asked me to come over
32:54and help her make an announcement for the wedding video
32:59that her and Brian are now officially married.
33:02Let me know how to say the name correctly,
33:05because I ain't trying to look stupid.
33:06Laverne?
33:07Laverne?
33:08Laverne?
33:08Laverne?
33:09Laverne?
33:10Laverne?
33:11Laverne?
33:11No, La-V-E-R-N.
33:13Laverne?
33:16Laverne?
33:18Laverne?
33:19Laverne?
33:19Laverne?
33:20Oh, dear Lord.
33:21If you like Laverne better, I mean, that's what my brother says.
33:25You don't even know.
33:26How you don't even know how to say your name?
33:31Hey, y'all.
33:32I got a big announcement.
33:34We're not the Slayton sisters no more.
33:37I'm now pronounced out the Laverne.
33:40Hey, yeah, yeah.
33:41I don't think I said it right, Bella.
33:43That's close enough.
33:47I'm a little surprised Amy included me with the announcement and not, like, Leely or even Misty or Brittany.
33:56It actually meant a lot to me.
33:59I guess it was kind of her way of saying I'm sorry, too.
34:05What the heck are you drinking now?
34:07It's the strongest drink I've ever had in my life.
34:10I'm going to have to leave my car here.
34:13I've never had a stronger drink in my life.
34:16Yeah, sis, you've told me that about four or five times now.
34:19Hey, this ain't bad, is it?
34:22That's strong enough to burn.
34:24I like it.
34:28Andrea's inebriated.
34:29She had the purple drink.
34:31I think it was called the Amy.
34:32And I'm going to tell you right now, if they were strong enough, I ain't so sure you couldn't let
34:36the damn thing on fire.
34:38I'm being honest.
34:40If we could get everyone to have a seat so that we can start the speeches.
34:44Hey!
34:45Woo!
34:47Jesus Christ!
34:49Hello, everybody.
34:51I'm here.
34:52I'm Amy's best friend and maid of honor.
34:54I just want to start by saying how truly honored I am to be standing here.
34:57Because even though we haven't known each other forever, we've built a bond.
35:01It's been real and special from day one, right?
35:05Yeah.
35:07As Lele is giving her speech, you look over at Tammy and you can't help to think it's got to
35:15be bothering her.
35:16And I really do think Tammy is starting to realize the arguing and the fighting bull just ain't worth it.
35:26So glasses up, everybody, to Amy and Brian.
35:29Congratulations.
35:30I love you both.
35:32Thank you, lady.
35:37Huh.
35:38Well, if everybody don't know me, too bad.
35:42Alright.
35:45But, Brian, you know, hell, we tried to run you off.
35:48It didn't work.
35:52I ain't scared.
35:53I'll tell him what I thought.
35:54I tried to run him off.
35:55I'll be honest.
35:55He told me I had a last chance to run this morning, too, but...
35:58We all did.
36:01He's part of the family now, so I guess that means...
36:04We can take the gloves off.
36:07I threw a lot of shade Brian's way, and he's took it, and with a grain of salt.
36:16Maybe he will fit in.
36:17He'll be all right.
36:18He'll be all right.
36:19Welcome to the family.
36:20Just be prepared.
36:22You up.
36:22I get to step on your throat.
36:24Copy that.
36:29Chris's speech was really good.
36:31It was really good.
36:32A little threatening there, but I like that in family.
36:35All right, all right, it's time for the bouquet toss.
36:38So we need all the single ladies to come on out to the dance floor.
36:43I've never called a bouquet before, but it would be great.
36:47I love Andrea with everything.
36:50I mean, like, I'm ready to get married, and I hope I'm next.
36:59All right, we're going to do a countdown.
37:01I'm pushing me.
37:02I got you back here.
37:03All right, let's do a countdown.
37:04You ready?
37:04Here we go.
37:05Three, two, one.
37:08Bye.
37:11Bye.
37:12I hope you don't get bit by whores.
37:15Oh, baby.
37:16Oh, no.
37:19All right, it's time for the bouquet toss.
37:22Let's do a countdown.
37:23You ready?
37:23Here we go.
37:24Three, two, one.
37:26Let her fly.
37:36I guess since Andrea caught the bouquet, it's a good time that we're next and allowed to get
37:41married.
37:42At least I hope.
37:44In the past year, Andrea and I have gone through so much.
37:48She has stuck by my side and is still willing to embrace the future with me, and I'm excited
37:57for it.
38:01Smash it!
38:02Smash it!
38:03Smash it!
38:05You're turning.
38:07What's next for me is trying to build my relationship back with Damien, and I want to continue trying
38:15to get my independence back, to be able to enjoy life.
38:19I want to try things that might be scary, like driving or even riding a horse.
38:26It's basically grabbing life by the balls and holding on to them.
38:37It's great to see Amy and Brian starting their journey of life together.
38:43As far as me and Brittany, I don't really know what the good Lord's going to hold for us.
38:48But I know my wife truly wants to pursue motherhood.
38:51I think it's time to start pursuing the medical side of why she's not been able to conceive.
38:58And after that, we can figure out where it can go from there.
39:12It was a great day.
39:14Like, I think the wedding was, like, great.
39:16I mean, it's everything I wanted.
39:18Nothing went horribly wrong, except for that damn dance.
39:25Now with the wedding behind us, it's time to ride off into the sunset.
39:29I decided to have a horse and carriage send-off, like, Cinderella-type deal.
39:35But I didn't take into account that I was scared of the damn horse.
39:39I'm like, that horse better stay up there.
39:42I am not on the mini.
39:47Chris!
39:48I want to go.
39:49Let's wipe the back of that ass!
39:51Have a wild load for you, damn.
39:53No!
39:54We talking about the real horse, not you that time!
39:57Oh.
40:01Next for me, after the wedding, skin removal.
40:04But my weight loss success is just like everybody else's.
40:08Some days it's good, some days it's bad.
40:10Some weeks I'm fatter, and then the next weeks I'm shorter.
40:14So, you never know.
40:16Like, I, yeah, I have ups and downs too, damn it.
40:29I'm scared of this horse, I ain't gonna lie.
40:31I'm scared to death of it.
40:33Huh?
40:33I'm not letting anything else bite you, dear.
40:36Bye!
40:39Thank you, everybody, for coming.
40:41Bye!
40:46Bye!
40:48I hope you don't get beat that horse.
40:56Oh, babe, I just knocked out your frickin' bouquet.
41:00What?
41:01What?
41:01Yeah.
41:02Oh, no.
41:03Uh, can you circle back around and stop,
41:05and let me jump out and pick up this bouquet,
41:08or what's left of it?
41:09Yeah.
41:10Right there in the middle of the road,
41:12we dropped the bouquet.
41:13Let me hop out and get that.
41:16Oh.
41:17Oh, that looks still good.
41:18Okay, good.
41:19Yeah.
41:19Woo!
41:22That scared me.
41:24Aw, sorry.
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