00:00Mascotting is not unlike a marriage in that it's about cooperation, it's about listening, even if people are screaming at
00:09you, you're not allowed to talk and that's a good lesson for a marriage, you know?
00:14Hundreds of mascots wanted to compete in this year's competition. We finally narrowed it down to 20 finalists.
00:21Danny the donkey, my mascot, was the first one to have an anatomically correct costume. You know, I was overcompensating,
00:28classic overcompensation.
00:31I'm Alvin the Armadillo. I love all kinds of dancing. I can hip-hop, I can pop.
00:39I went to the Fluffies five years ago. I got honorable mention. That's like first place, really, but it's a
00:46weird first place.
00:48My name is Tommy, also known as The Fist. A lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports
00:53mascotting.
00:56Stop humping my wife!
00:57To be fair, I am currently serving six temporary suspensions.
01:01I announced the gold category. I wrote a book and I got more applause than you did.
01:07Did they make you this size just to fit in the worm costume?
01:11No, they made me this size when I was four.
01:14Oh, I see. I thought maybe they shrunk you down or something.
01:17No, it's not like they are.
01:18Because tell me everything. This fascinates the hell out of me.
01:23She's a pencil.
01:26Emotions.
01:27That came so close to me.
01:29Benny the banana slug found his drug test.
01:31What?
01:32Have you been drinking today?
01:33Yes. No, yes.
01:36Nothing.
01:38We have a drug problem and we've got a sex problem.
01:40Hey!
01:42Mascots, they don't die. They just hang in a closet.
01:45Yeah, because they're... It's an outfit.
01:47It is. It's an outfit.
01:50I'm crazy about you.
01:52That's really sweet.
01:53I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
01:58I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
02:00I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
02:00I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
02:00I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
02:01I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
02:01I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
02:02I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
02:04I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
02:08I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head.
02:12I'll take that over some guy, you know.
02:13Grazie a tutti.
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