00:00You literally sleep all day.
00:01You know, it's not good for you to get this much sleep.
00:04Open them, open them.
00:10Larry, did you happen to notice
00:11that we had some video surveillance equipment installed?
00:14I don't know.
00:14You're fired.
00:18Why are you alone, for Christ's sake?
00:20Oh, God.
00:20Okay.
00:20Nice meeting you.
00:21Who's gonna dial 911 when you're gasping for air?
00:25I'm teaching the dog how to do it.
00:31I'm off in 20 if you want to go clubbing.
00:33This is my imitation of a person from the South
00:36hearing a story that they like.
00:38Tell me about last night.
00:39I went to gyms last night.
00:40Shut up.
00:41No.
00:41The door is locked.
00:42It's supposed to be a surprise party.
00:43No, shut up.
00:46So I checked my phone to see if I was late.
00:48Shut up, go away, go away.
00:51Did you key my car?
00:53Yeah, I did.
00:55Never a good idea, keying someone's car.
00:57I feel like this is a new low.
01:02That sign says, no hiring.
01:03So listen, are you hiring?
01:05Um, yes.
01:06I'm gonna just need you to sign here.
01:07All right.
01:09This pen doesn't work.
01:10Has anyone ever gotten fired on the first day?
01:12You'll be running this place in no time, Lawrence.
01:15One second, my stocks are crashing.
01:18You know how to do this by now, right, Larry?
01:20I think so.
01:23Oh, boy.
01:26Usually I don't like my work.
01:28I tend not to, but I like my boss.
01:30So that makes it a place that I look forward to going to, which I've never had before, really.
01:34Look, what's this?
01:36Wait, that's fat kid getting out of a pool.
01:38I'm gonna try to be a, uh, good or better person.
01:42Are you awake?
01:43I'm sorry I'm critical.
01:44I'm too critical.
01:45I'm hard on you.
01:47Did you know that if you're high-fiving somebody, if you look at their elbows, you will never miss with
01:52your hand?
01:52Focus on my elbow.
01:55What?
01:55I'm sorry.
01:56I'm sorry.
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