00:02I've always wanted to be a dad
00:04And let me tell you
00:05I love it
00:07Did you do another drawing of our family?
00:09Uh-huh
00:09That's me and Dylan and Mommy
00:11And over here, far away
00:13Is you
00:14I love how you drew my hair
00:16That's poop
00:17Well it's well drawn
00:18Okay, I'm their stepdad
00:20The way I see it, anyone can be a father
00:22But not everyone has the patience or the devotion to be a dad
00:25Daddy!
00:26Brad, Daddy wants to talk to you
00:28Hello Dusty?
00:29Super to make your acquaintance
00:30I'm not gonna give you my social security number
00:32Cholesterol, 180
00:33Credit score, 758
00:35Very proud of that
00:36Yeah, I guess I could pick you up
00:37I mean, kids, at the end of the day
00:40They know who's been around
00:42Holy
00:48Well, you're kind to say that, thank you
00:55The king received word
00:56That his dominion was being ruled over
00:58By some curly-headed step king with good credit
01:00Oh no
01:00Sounds like your dad's spending quite a yarn
01:02Oh, actually, it's getting late
01:04Aw
01:04Good night, my little magical cherubs
01:06Eskimo kisses
01:08Who wants goodnight tickles?
01:10Good night back scratches
01:11Oh
01:12Hey, who wants 20 bucks?
01:13Me!
01:13What?
01:14Hey kids
01:15There's someone here now
01:16That I hope you guys can learn to love
01:20A doggy!
01:21Yay!
01:21I thought you were talking about me
01:23Oh, but you're not a dog, Brad
01:24Why is he looking at me like that?
01:27What's that going on over here, man?
01:29It's a treehouse
01:29We've only been at it for about two months
01:33Now, Dad finished the treehouse for you
01:35Hey, hey, be mad!
01:37I hope it's up to code
01:38Oh, no, watch out, B present!
01:41Oh, no, no, no
01:43A pony, a pony, a pony, a pony!
01:45Oh, no, it's a pony, Dusty!
01:47Not bad
01:50Take her out, see what she can do
01:51Remember, one down, four up
01:52Everyone knows it's one down, four up
01:55Watch out, watch out, watch out!
01:58Oh, my God!
01:59I'll just be grateful nobody got hurt, okay?
02:01I got hurt!
02:02Brad, just stay still, I'll get you
02:03No, please just go and get a shirt on
02:08One lucky fan is gonna get a chance
02:10To shoot from half court
02:12This one's for Dylan and Megan and Sarah and Dylan
02:15For nothing but net
02:18Do over!
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