00:08This story is about Sean Tucker
00:12He is the man, captain of the basketball team
00:15He lost it to the homecoming queen and the prom queen
00:18At the same time
00:19You are so sexy when you speak French
00:28He's got two girlfriends
00:29Whoa, scratch that, three girlfriends?
00:31Have you ever dated John Tucker?
00:34Hey, he's mine, stay away from him
00:36I am dating John Tucker
00:39This guy is cheating on all of you
00:41You're beating each other?
00:44We have something in common
00:46We all want to kill John Tucker
00:47What are you girls up to?
00:48Just drawing a man
00:49Alright, play nice girls
00:51Your mom is so hot
00:53If we combine all of us
00:55We can make him fall in love with you
00:57And we'll yank it all out from under him
00:59Who's your new cheerleader?
01:00She's not into high school boys
01:03This is Kate
01:04And she'll be taking Nancy's back
01:05What?
01:06It's just a sprain
01:07Sorry
01:07John loves girls on top
01:09Of the pyramid, hello?
01:11I'm obligated to buy you dinner
01:13I'm captain of the team
01:14You're our new cheerleader
01:15Let me just enjoy
01:15The most amazing girl in school
01:17Can I hear you right home?
01:19Hi
01:20What do I do?
01:21Are you a good kisser?
01:22Hold his gaze
01:23Your lips might just touch
01:25But not yet
01:25And then you give him one light kiss
01:30Holy drama llama
01:31Kiss her again
01:33Do it
01:34Don't you wish your girlfriend
01:35Was hot like me
01:37You should totally wear underwear to school
01:39Freak like me
01:41I got you a present
01:43I want you to wear them
01:45I'll be right there
01:57Don't you wish your girlfriend
02:01Was fun like me
02:06John Tucker
02:07Must die
02:08All right
02:10Hasta la vista
02:11Motherfucker
02:12Yeah
02:13Yeah
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