00:00Hey.
00:01Busy.
00:01I don't wanna take up a ton of your time,
00:03but I'm gonna kill myself.
00:04I just thought that an adult should know.
00:07Wow.
00:07Well, actually,
00:08I was writing my own suicide note just now.
00:12I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch,
00:16which has been eaten up again and again
00:18by the same especially badly dressed student,
00:22and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness.
00:26There are two types of people in the world.
00:28The people who naturally excel at life.
00:30Golden boy.
00:31What's up?
00:32And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion.
00:34Look at that stupid shirt my brother's wearing.
00:37When I was 13,
00:39it was clear which side of the equation I was on.
00:42Are you even up there?
00:44But that's what best friends are for.
00:46Nick is, like, right there.
00:48God, Juby made him so hot.
00:50And I had Krista.
00:51Krista!
00:53Oh, my God!
00:54My brother?
00:55Seriously?
00:56I can't help how I feel.
00:57You turn into a completely different person.
01:00Why don't you try being positive?
01:02Mom, I'm gonna write down the next thing you're gonna see.
01:04I'm not playing your little games, Nadine.
01:07Congratulations.
01:08You have all the answers, don't you?
01:10No.
01:11Which is why I wish I had a mother who would notice.
01:17What did I do to make such a perfect kid, huh?
01:21You having a problem today, Nadine?
01:24Several.
01:25I don't really have any friends at the moment.
01:29Life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay?
01:32You gotta get over it!
01:35Don't be awkward.
01:38Socialize.
01:41Life's about taking risks.
01:43Don't be afraid to put yourself out there.
01:46Nick, I like you.
01:47I want you to put your mouth on my tits.
01:49We can do it in the Petland stockroom.
01:53I can't send this.
01:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:56Oh, my God, no!
01:57Oh, my God!
01:58Say something!
01:59Help me!
01:59If you can, I'm feeling bad.
02:01This isn't so bad.
02:02I just want to be with you.
02:04I want you to put your mouth on my tits.
02:08I want to feel you inside me.
02:12God, we can do it in the Petland stockroom.
02:16Won't you please?
02:18Please?
02:19Oh, my God!
02:20Say something!
02:21Please help me!
02:22You need to watch out for run-on sentences.
02:25Help me!
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