00:01All right, you gotta cool it with the makeup already, honestly.
00:04I haven't seen my sister in years, I'm just trying to make a good impression.
00:07Yeah, well you're gonna spook her.
00:08I need the cash, okay? I might have to sell my hair.
00:21Oh my god, Mackenzie.
00:23Um, I wanted to give you an opportunity to invest in my future.
00:27This is the Mickey that I know.
00:29What are you talking about?
00:29I mean, I was half your age when I settled down.
00:31Settle down? You got knocked up by some rich guy when you were working as a stripper!
00:35I was on a waitress at a strip club.
00:37You were a topless waitress.
00:40And that's even worse, it just means you couldn't dance.
00:42FBI! We have a warrant for the arrest of Christopher and Pamela Pemberton.
00:46I need you to watch the kids tonight.
00:47Don't you have a babysitter? Oh, I know!
00:49Get one of those guys outside the hardware store to do it, don't you?
00:52Mickey, act like an aunt for one day and I'll get you the money that you need, okay?
00:55And don't ruin them.
00:57Mommy and dad here in jail?
00:59Can you tell them everything's gonna be okay or something?
01:02Don't worry, Ben. If we throw enough money at this thing, I'm sure it will go away, okay?
01:05Okay.
01:06Okay.
01:08Don't expect to see me too much. You know, we probably won't see each other at all.
01:11Listen, Sabrina, I got a lot riding on this gig, so can you do me a favor and not be
01:15a big giant pain in the ass, please?
01:16My Uber's here, so I'm out.
01:18What are you drinking?
01:19Oh, just some absinthe. Want to take a ride?
01:21I know you think you're pretty clever with this little plan to drink me under the table, but you can't.
01:31Uh-oh. Something the matter?
01:33No, I'm good. I just felt kind of funny for a second.
01:35Funny like you just drank six different types of sleep medication funny?
01:38W-w-w-why you just do that?
01:41Night-night, princess. I'll help you get into your jams.
01:44As long as I'm here, you and me, we're equals. Pull up a chair. We're eating breakfast together.
01:48Okay.
01:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:51You gotta cook the food first.
01:54Hey, Ben, are you hungry?
01:56Oh, yikes! Somebody should get that!
01:58Why didn't we pay for it?
01:59I don't have any money.
02:00Well, I would've paid for you.
02:02Is that a black card?
02:06There you go.
02:14Oh, man.
02:16Hey, Steffi.
02:17What's up, Chippy?
02:18How are you folks liking the clink?
02:20Painter, though.
02:21Next time he gives you crap, yank his pants down.
02:23Look, girls want the funny guy, buddy.
02:26Well, clearly, you didn't do it right.
02:27Did you remember to laugh at his tiny penis?
02:29It was humongous.
02:30I'm walking in and beat me with it.
02:32You don't look so hot.
02:33I mean, you never look great.
02:35She's a danger to these children.
02:37The kids are fine.
02:38You better turn it, turn it up like it's a radio.
02:41When it's just sound, are you ready to go?
02:45Don't worry.
02:47I will clean this up.
02:48Just to be clear, when you say clean it up...
02:50Oh, I think I'm home, make sure they're okay.
02:52Okay, good, good, good.
02:53Thank you.
02:56I think she's dead.
03:00What's everybody thinking for dinner?
03:01We just ate breakfast.
03:03You're like this when we came home from school yesterday.
03:06Huh?
03:09Where's Alma?
03:10Oh, Miss Mickey!
03:12I can swim!
03:15Miss Mickey!
03:16Can you goAndy!
03:17Wait.
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