00:08I'm alive, I'm still experiencing shit, which still means I have stuff to talk about.
00:16Let's go make these people laugh.
00:20This is the payoff.
00:25We sold a football stadium out tonight.
00:29I'll stop it, it's not trying to make me feel tall.
00:36Girls, you don't grab my arm?
00:37Grab my arm.
00:44I'm not giving you my money.
00:45This is gonna pay for my global tour.
00:50He's a bleeder!
00:57What the fuck was you doing?
00:58Your dress ain't messed up, hair all night, you wanna explain yourself?
01:01Kevin, I'm Halle Berry. I don't get messed up.
01:04Well, that's a bunch of Halle bullshit.
01:09Private school kids don't have any edge.
01:11You need edge to survive in life.
01:13My son definitely doesn't have it.
01:15I got some of my friends over at my house that I grew up with.
01:17We're having a thug-like conversation.
01:19I hear my son coming down the steps.
01:21I hear his flip flops popping.
01:23They popping fast.
01:25Something's wrong.
01:26Bad!
01:28Wi-Fi's down.
01:30I don't know what made me more upset.
01:32That?
01:32Or my friend going,
01:34Who's Wi-Fi?
01:39When you look around this room tonight,
01:41I see every race, ethnicity, nationality possible.
01:45I see some of everybody.
01:48The pale!
01:50If you can laugh together.
01:54You can live together.
01:57You can love together.
02:01What now, people?
02:08Hey, Kev.
02:09It's on you.
02:10So, like, bet, check, fold.
02:11Well aware of the poker rules, Mr. Cheeto.
02:13You should do something.
02:14I'm gonna punch you in the face.
02:15I'm gonna make all of that bleed.
02:16My name's Don Cheeto, and I'm mad because I'm not Iron Man.
02:19I'm the black Iron Man, and I'm rusty.
02:21That's uncalled for.
02:22I squeak when I go.
02:25No!
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