00:01Sex on a full stomach after midnight.
00:03You know I love the way you look.
00:05I ate something weird.
00:07You feel different.
00:09Different how?
00:10Like a brand new bag of flour.
00:14It's my Spanx.
00:15What? Why?
00:17Well, if you do it right, it turns gut into boob.
00:19Why do you look good?
00:22Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:23And the cat! Do not pee in the yard!
00:30The only reason we're in this hoity-toity town is because Westport has a great public school with special programs
00:35for R and a cat.
00:37Remember how Dr. Ellie taught you to do that thing with your fingers to relax yourself? Try that today.
00:42Okay, Mommy.
00:45Oh, God help her.
00:46My full-time job is to make sure one of my kids fits in more and two fit in less.
00:52Hey, that's my money!
00:53That's for my Roth IRA!
00:54I will not have you be one of these money-obsessed brats in this town. This is straight-up communism.
00:59And I'm Stalin!
01:00I think that's a weird thing to say to a child.
01:04Well, I've got some news. Pam just put her house on the market.
01:07Fat Pam.
01:09And I'm going to be the second fattest housewife in Westport.
01:15There's nothing wrong with you. You're beautiful and amazing.
01:18And I'm another woman around here fatter than me.
01:22Oh, my God.
01:24Westport Mommy's flat stomachs, tight high asses, and those stupid green drinks.
01:29I will not have that in this house.
01:32Dad, I'll leave you to handle this.
01:34Okay, I'm just going to relocate these, I think.
01:36I know I shouldn't care what other people think, but these women make me feel really bad about being fat.
01:42Sweet.
01:43This is the part where you say I'm not fat.
01:45You're not fat.
01:50What the hell is that woman over there wearing?
01:53Two Fitbits.
01:54Why would anyone need to wear two Fitbits?
01:56I love you.
01:57Everyone's crazy.
02:04Hi.
02:05Hi, Suzanne.
02:06You have something on the back of your shirt.
02:09It's pizza.
02:09How did you get a pizza stain on the back of your shirt?
02:12I was either wearing it backwards when I ate the pizza, or I'm wearing it backwards now.
02:18Yeah, now.
02:27Let's see.
02:28Grab the shirt.
02:29I'm your starters.
02:32Let's get your Idol!
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