00:00What was your weekend?
00:03Oh my god, what the fuck?
00:06It was below average.
00:08The Edge of Seventeen is a brilliant coming-of-age comedy.
00:11Nick is so hot, he works at Petland now.
00:14I should go in there and be like, excuse me, where are the betta fish?
00:17And do you wanna have sex right now?
00:19Hell yeah!
00:20Not you.
00:20It joins the ranks of classics like Clueless, Meme Girls, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
00:25Why are you so awkward?
00:28It's a true original.
00:29Why don't you try what I do when I'm feeling down?
00:31Mom, I say to myself, everyone is as miserable as I am.
00:36They're just better at pretending.
00:41Pick a god, any god, and thank them for this movie.
00:44Nick, I like you, and I just want to be with you.
00:48I want you to put your mouth on my tits, and I wanna feel you inside me.
00:52We can do it in the Petland stockroom.
00:54Nadine.
00:55I can't send this.
00:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59Oh my god, no!
01:00Oh my god!
01:02The Edge of Seventeen.
01:04This isn't so bad.
01:05I just wanna be with you.
01:07I want you to put your mouth on my tits.
01:11I wanna feel you inside me.
01:15God.
01:16We can do it in the Petland stockroom.
01:23Oh my god, say something, please help me!
01:26You need to watch out for run-on sentences.
01:39Buon appetito!
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