00:01First things first, I need you to say my name is Edward Garrett, and I am an idiot.
00:07My name is Edward Garrett, and I am an idiot.
00:12I'm addicted to losing.
00:15What are you doing in my house?
00:17I let myself in.
00:18I got a business proposition for you.
00:20I got a little something.
00:21I need to store it.
00:22What's in the bag?
00:24Don't worry about what's in this bag.
00:25Don't open it, don't look at it.
00:27Just put it away, forget about it, that's it.
00:30Oh, no.
00:33Oh, no.
00:35Holy shit.
00:37I just want to take $500 out of the bag, and I want to gamble it.
00:40As soon as I win anything, I put the bag away.
00:44You loser.
00:45You've never won.
00:46You lose, lose, lose, USDA prime rib loser.
00:51Those ladies over there, give them another round on me.
00:55Feels like sometimes the world is just perfect.
00:58You sound kind of crazy.
00:59I do?
01:00I like it.
01:00Okay.
01:02She's amazing, man.
01:03Yeah, I really like her.
01:04Do not mess this up.
01:05Hey, yo, they're going to be letting me out of here early.
01:07I'll see you next month.
01:10Yes.
01:11So you must really be in trouble.
01:12I'm in trouble.
01:13I don't want to flip a coin for everything.
01:17Come on, go, go.
01:22I like having a girlfriend.
01:24I like feeling like an adult.
01:26Let's go back to laughing and get it along.
01:33If you honestly start laughing after all that, I'm going to murder you.
01:37Gene.
01:38I like having a laugh.
01:41It's you.
01:51You're welcome.
01:51Grazie a tutti.
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