00:00This evening's Roll Call will be a celebration of the film career of the one, the only, Samuel L. Jackson!
00:20How are you, Sam? Are you good?
00:23Thank you so much for being here.
00:24Now, Sam, you have been in a lot of films.
00:28How many would you say that you have been in?
00:32A lot.
00:33It's a few.
00:35Do you think we would be able to recreate some of those movies right here, right now?
00:41I don't see why not.
00:42All right, then let's do this.
00:51The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny
00:56of evil men.
00:57Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
01:02for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
01:07And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy
01:16my brothers.
01:16And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
01:26Hey, hey, hey, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?
01:31They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
01:33No, man, they got the metric system.
01:35They wouldn't know what the f*** a quarter pounder is.
01:38And what do they call it?
01:40They call it a royale with cheese.
01:45Royale with cheese.
01:55You're going to tell me the reason you lost every damn cent I got in this world?
02:00Hey, hey, hey, man, you better f*** back off, man.
02:03Ah!
02:06What the f*** happened to you, man?
02:09Your ass used to be beautiful.
02:12What the f*** happened to you, man?
02:40You know what this is like?
02:43It's like those old movies we both love.
02:47Now, I'm going to tell you my whole plan, and I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted
02:52way to kill you,
02:52and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape.
02:56Sounds good to me.
02:58Well, this ain't that kind of movie.
03:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:08Look, look, look, Roman.
03:09Don't make those...
03:10Look, Roman, don't make these things worse
03:13than they already are.
03:14Just put the gun down.
03:15I want some answers.
03:17I don't have any answers.
03:18Oh, you don't feel like talking?
03:20Well, we're going to stay here until you do,
03:23because I'm not going to jail today.
03:28You're always f***ing late.
03:30You'll be late for your own funeral.
03:33Bang!
03:41Boom!
03:43Everybody shut up and do like I say.
03:46It would be wise for you to put the weapon down.
03:50Who the f*** is this ass?
04:00So, what's it going to be, Triple X?
04:03Hold up.
04:04What kind of people would say?
04:07Kiss my ass, Scarface.
04:10Family.
04:13That's your Vin Diesel?
04:15Yes, that's my Vin Diesel.
04:17It's family.
04:18That's what I'm saying.
04:19It's family.
04:21Family.
04:22It's good, right?
04:24Right?
04:25Family.
04:26I say family.
04:33What have you done?
04:36They call me Mr. Glass.
04:41Okay.
04:42Okay.
04:43Okay.
04:44Listen, look, look, look.
04:45Jesus, just chill out.
04:47Why do you keep calling me Jesus?
04:49I look Puerto Rican to you.
04:50Look, the guy back there was calling you Jesus.
04:52He didn't say Jesus.
04:54He said, hey, Zeus.
04:56My name is Zeus.
04:58Zeus?
04:58Zeus, yeah.
04:59As in Father of Apollo, Mount Olympus,
05:02don't f*** with me or I'll show a lightning bolt up
05:04your ass.
05:05Zeus!
05:10Now, are you aware that if convicted,
05:12they might be freed in only 10 years?
05:15Yeah, sir.
05:17I heard people say that.
05:18Well, what do you think should happen to them?
05:20What would be a fair sentence?
05:21Do you think they deserve to die?
05:25Yes, they deserve to die,
05:26and I hope they burn in hell!
05:33Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, hold up!
05:36Time out!
05:38Time out!
05:40Y'all need to take a chill.
05:42You need to cool that s*** out.
05:44And that's the double truth, Ruth.
05:52Honey!
05:54What?
05:55Where's my super suit?
05:57What?
05:58Where's my su-
05:59Super suit?
06:02Why?
06:03I need it.
06:04The public's in danger.
06:05It's for the greater good.
06:06Greater good?
06:07I'm your wife.
06:08I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get.
06:17Hold on to your butts!
06:19Hey!
06:26Now, nature can be lethal,
06:30but it doesn't hold a candle to man.
06:33So we're not going to fight anymore.
06:37We're going to pull together
06:38and find a way to get out of here.
06:41First, we're going to sing...
06:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:02I tell you what,
07:03this movie looks incredible, Sam.
07:06It really does.
07:07I can't wait to see it.
07:09Kong, Skull Island,
07:10comes out in theatres everywhere
07:11this Friday, March 10th.
07:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:15That's right, James.
07:16Kong, Skull Island,
07:18is in theatres everywhere
07:19this Friday, March 10th.
07:21Go see it!
07:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:36I do not believe
07:38the Sith could return
07:39without us knowing.
07:40Oh, hard to see the dark side is.
07:44No, no, no!
07:45You will die!
07:47Die!
07:49Die!
07:50Die!
07:51Die!
07:52Die!
07:54Die!
07:55Die!
07:56Die!
07:57Have padded
07:58with these mother-f***ing snakes
08:01on this mother-f***ing plane!
08:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:11LAUGHTER
08:12LAUGHTER
08:14Black snake is evil!
08:16Ooh!
08:18Ooh!
08:19Black snake is all I am!
08:24LAUGHTER
08:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:30Hey, I ain't scouting nobody!
08:32I won't let your ass out!
08:33Ha!
08:34Ha!
08:35I don't think so!
08:36Hey!
08:36Teachers aren't supposed to touch students!
08:38I'm not a teacher.
08:40I'm your new basketball coach.
08:42What?
08:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:56Hospitality.
08:57You understand?
08:58Yeah, I understand.
08:59I don't know why.
09:01You don't have to know why.
09:02Do you understand?
09:03Yes, I understand.
09:04Well, very good.
09:05They're spending the night.
09:07LAUGHTER
09:09He gon' say in the big house!
09:12The big house!
09:14The big house!
09:15Yeah!
09:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:22So, you got a letter from Abraham Lincoln?
09:24Yeah.
09:25So, you were pen pals?
09:26Yep.
09:27Do you think you'll do more Tarantino movies?
09:29Oh, hell yeah!
09:31Would you ask him to cast me in something?
09:33Ah, hell no!
09:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:41Avengers!
09:43Assemble!
09:45LAUGHTER
09:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:48My work is done!
09:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSEjs
10:01AND APPLAUSE Don't
10:05you ever be sad weigh off
10:09me for the
10:11time to bend when the
10:13day comes and you'll
10:16get down
10:16In a river of trouble
10:18And about to drive
10:21Just hold on
10:24I'm dying
10:26I'm dying
10:27I'm dying
10:29I'm dying
10:30Ladies and gentlemen
10:31Samuel L. Jackson
10:33Everybody will be right back
10:36Come on everyone
10:46I'm dying
10:47I'm dying
10:47I'm dying
10:50I'm dying
10:52I'm dying
11:04I'm dying
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