00:03Sì, non c'è nessuno che si può fare per questo, certo?
00:09Allora, c'è un...
00:10WAI!
00:11AHHHHH!
00:12Not ok!
00:14I don't know what came over me, Logan.
00:16Once I popped, I just couldn't stop.
00:18Not that!
00:18This!
00:19Mid-strength!
00:20When I send you on a beer run, I intend to get maggot!
00:25Oh yeah!
00:29Got ourselves an X-Men fan.
00:32Maybe a quarter of it happened.
00:34Don't remember the other three quarters for some strange reason.
00:38I only bought it for Cyclops.
00:43Read it now, fangirl!
00:46Logan.
00:47I don't wanna talk about it.
00:48The first step is admitting you have a problem.
00:50What problem?
00:54I need the girl.
00:55What girl?
00:56The one standing next to you.
00:58Good try, Logan.
00:59I think you almost had them fooled.
01:01No.
01:02No.
01:03No.
01:04Struth!
01:05Only two claws per hand?
01:07So you can only cook four kebabs at a time?
01:10Sucks to be you, girly.
01:11You interrupted me.
01:13No.
01:14No.
01:14No way.
01:16No.
01:16Who knew?
01:17Not.
01:18Niente.
01:19Oh, hell no!
01:22She's like you.
01:24No!
01:24Very much like you.
01:26I'm Wolverine.
01:29I resent that comparison.
01:32I identify a lot more with Cyclops.
01:36I'm not whatever it is you think I am.
01:39I think you're my dad.
01:40These were my first clue.
01:42Those could have come from any bloke.
01:44Hey, why do you look like hell?
01:45Look.
01:46I thought you weren't supposed to age.
01:48Shouldn't you still look like this portrait I found in the attic?
01:50No, don't show me!
01:53So you like a reverse Dorian Gray?
01:55Oh, great.
01:56Now I have to make another nine movies.
01:58Thanks a lot, kid.
02:00She needs our help.
02:01Someone will come along.
02:03Someone has come along.
02:05See?
02:06What did I tell you?
02:07And his name is Logan.
02:09Crikey.
02:10Small bloody world.
02:12This is what life looks like.
02:16If you're a hopeless sot.
02:17I said heads up.
02:18Shut up!
02:20You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me.
02:22I knew you were my dad.
02:24Not that!
02:25The Sentinels!
02:26I went back in time and stopped the Sentinels from destroying mutantkind.
02:32Oh, here we go again, the Sentinels.
02:34Don't indulge his fantasy.
02:36The Sentinels were real.
02:37I read about them.
02:38But wasn't it Cyclops who saved us from them?
02:40Oh, I'm about to go full Berserker Wolverine like in the comics!
02:50Logan, why did you just murder a whole bunch of anti-logging activists?
02:55Sir, I'd like to buy you a beer.
02:57Does that answer your question?
02:58Make it a keg.
03:02Oh, tiny kangaroo.
03:04Oh, bloody hell.
03:06How many have I had?
03:08Nineteen.
03:09Well, might as well make it even.
03:17Sir, please step out of the vehicle.
03:19Oh, what are you picking on me for?
03:21This is mutant discrimination.
03:24You're a mutist, lady.
03:25Sir, have you been drinking today?
03:27Oh, just a couple of light ones.
03:29Look, don't you recognize me?
03:30I'm the bloody Wolverine.
03:33Honey.
03:34Sir, you appear to be drunk.
03:35In this state, driving whilst intoxicated carries a minimum of three years prison.
03:39Oh, come on.
03:39I'm a celebrity.
03:41Kid, I'll show you.
03:42Kid, where's that comic book you had the other day?
03:44You shredded it, remember?
03:46And then you used the shreds to roll joints?
03:48Oh, that's a lie.
03:49Look, I'll prove it.
03:50I've got adamantium running all through me.
03:54Sir, drop the concealed weapons.
03:55Concealed weapons?
03:56These are my adamantium coated bone claws.
03:59We both got them, kid.
04:00Show your bone claws.
04:01I have no idea what he's talking about.
04:03She's lying again.
04:05She's got two thirds as much bone claw as I have.
04:08Sir, interlace your bone claws behind your head and drop to your knees.
04:11Come on, haven't you heard of the X-Men?
04:13I'm an X-Man.
04:15Well, an X-X-Man, but still.
04:17The X-Men?
04:18Yes, I have heard of the X-Men.
04:20That's with that Cyclops guy, right?
04:21He's amazing.
04:26Sir, you are murdering an officer of the law?
04:28The state looks badly upon the-
04:31Wow.
04:32Now that was Berserker Wolverine.
04:35Too bad no one was here to see it.
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