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Swipe Wright - Dating 101 [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Thanks!
00:01:11What?
00:01:37I don't know.
00:01:41Angela.
00:01:51Break up?
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:10My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, is sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh.
00:02:32Of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:53I'm fast.
00:03:08You can and I leave.
00:03:22I'll have two more.
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect,
00:04:59I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:05:00who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone
00:05:28as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:00I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:13I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:16when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you
00:08:15and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love
00:08:25and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03LoveSwipe uses a unique approach
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27LoveSwipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31Now, I think this is the beginning
00:09:32of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate LoveSwipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But,
00:10:43just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet
00:11:11the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you
00:11:39you need to download LoveSwipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02LoveSwipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:17I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:58Mm-hmm.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22I'm going to bring you two together.
00:13:24No, you're not going to take you two together.
00:13:27Come on.
00:13:27Come on.
00:13:34Hello.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:36Come on.
00:13:38Come on.
00:13:49Lily, you idiot!
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:02Jake, wait. I'm so, so sorry. I...
00:14:04Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily. You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Okay, come on.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin!
00:14:38She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me
00:15:14go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish. I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no!
00:15:29Yup.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried.
00:15:37A lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya too.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?!
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?!
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:36What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister Doreen and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25And I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right, let's go and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:20:01Wait, are you? Are you promoting the app? Am I on camera?
00:20:11No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy? What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry. I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance! You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah. Oh yeah, here we go. This is it.
00:20:48Mama, you're being stiff.
00:20:51See? Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are. You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up! Come in!
00:20:57What's that?
00:20:59Whoa!
00:21:00Whoa!
00:21:02Ooh!
00:21:08Ooh!
00:21:12Ooh!
00:21:14Ooh!
00:21:15Ooh!
00:21:16Ooh!
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:00And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream.
00:22:10Because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:31I was just fired.
00:22:34Rather dramatically.
00:22:35From a major social media company.
00:22:39Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So...
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you...
00:22:51Want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:01Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work...
00:23:09In, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very...
00:23:15Secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:18Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:23I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please?
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50Alright, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:02Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:10Alright.
00:24:10Little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12Alright.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:24Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26Alright, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:26Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:33Um...
00:24:34No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31The next time...
00:25:33I ask if I need help.
00:25:34I get back.
00:25:52Stay out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just... right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30There are a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:02All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:14Sometimes you can see things when it in time.
00:27:20Don't forget so much.
00:27:22It should be a truth.
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you.
00:28:20So much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:28Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:43Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:59Oh.
00:29:00Oh.
00:29:01Oh.
00:29:02Oh.
00:29:03Oh.
00:29:03Oh.
00:29:03That was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:06Oh.
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41I...
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:42Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:07It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment and they weren't selfies so I know that
00:30:16you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry.
00:30:19But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want to make it in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:01What?
00:31:07I was like, you.
00:31:12Nothing, nothing.
00:31:14I'm just dreaming of that.
00:31:14I was so...
00:31:14Oh!
00:31:14Oh!
00:31:16Oh!
00:31:17Oh!
00:31:17Oh!
00:31:17Oh!
00:31:20Oh!
00:31:25Oh!
00:31:27Oh!
00:31:28Oh!
00:31:29Oh!
00:31:36Jake, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:45I'm sorry, I just...
00:31:47I really want to, I just...
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:52And you know what?
00:31:55Love's vibe is working.
00:31:58I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:14As soon as love's vibe gives us permission,
00:32:18you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:50Oh no.
00:32:54so he's definitely not a date rapist no i found the condom the next morning he's a perfect
00:33:00gentleman who slept on my couch and made me eggs you're sure you trust this guy not that you'd know
00:33:06anything about trust but yeah yeah i do what does he do for work he's in tech
00:33:15why are you guys acting so weird there there's something we need to tell you about jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear what do you mean
00:33:25i wasn't really talking about i'm joking yeah you're being an ass right now that's
00:33:30it makes you small are you sure you're all right i'm fine
00:33:42ask jake about his work finally i can see what's happening
00:33:47now that i've planted jake's work history i should push him to tell the truth and then
00:33:52he'll be mine again my friends didn't pawn yet you mean those two who are in disguise every
00:34:00single time we come here they yeah didn't they cheat on you behind your back
00:34:06only because of that stupid app okay can we not blame the app
00:34:17jake wright you're a 30 under 30
00:34:23what do you do for work i'm in tech
00:34:28my friends they received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39what kind of apps do you develop please don't mind
00:34:45okay i'm gonna tell you but that's because i trust you and you have to promise not to tell
00:34:52anyone else okay okay i promise i swear i won't tell anybody
00:34:58i'm uh
00:35:02i started a
00:35:08i started an app
00:35:10and i'm looking for investors
00:35:13and i'm just poor app developer looking for backing
00:35:18i'm sorry
00:35:19but like do you believe me
00:35:23of course i believe you just
00:35:26thank you for being honest with me
00:35:37oh she wants honesty
00:35:40or she's gonna get it
00:35:53so
00:35:56what kind of poor are we talking like your parents pay your rent or you're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02but just
00:36:02not as rich as a super rich tech guy
00:36:04all i can say is
00:36:06if this app takes off
00:36:08i'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:10you got this
00:36:14okay
00:36:16lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17that's so crazy it's almost like it's listening to a conversation
00:36:21actually it's perceived intuition is
00:36:24machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:29how do you know that
00:36:32just a guess pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35well i'm not scared of some lie detector test there's nothing
00:36:39i wouldn't tell you
00:36:42do you feel the same
00:36:45yeah
00:36:46actually there's somewhere
00:36:48i gotta be
00:36:48we should get out of here
00:36:54i've got you right where i want you lily niblock
00:36:58prepare for heartbreak
00:37:01so how does this work again
00:37:03the machine analyzes our answers and makes little tv show noises
00:37:09nervous
00:37:10but excited
00:37:13that's it true
00:37:14so you ready
00:37:15yeah absolutely
00:37:19jake are you sure
00:37:21yes i'm sure
00:37:24ask about his job
00:37:29so jake are you an app developer
00:37:31yes
00:37:35what kind of apps do you develop
00:37:38um two apps for statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for social media scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing like our dating app
00:37:50yep just like that
00:37:53have you developed any other apps
00:37:56well um
00:37:59are you okay
00:38:02yeah
00:38:02yep
00:38:08there isn't anything you could tell me i wouldn't understand
00:38:13i'm falling for you
00:38:15and i trust you okay
00:38:19okay
00:38:31have you developed any other apps
00:38:34have you developed any other apps
00:38:39nope
00:38:44why are you lying to me
00:38:45i'm i'm not i'm not i swear i swear
00:38:51lily do you trust me
00:38:53i think so
00:38:55and are you attracted to me
00:38:58yes
00:39:00now are you ready to find true love
00:39:02i
00:39:04yes
00:39:06i'm ready to find love
00:39:09are you sure
00:39:10yes i'm sure
00:39:13lily what's
00:39:13what's going on
00:39:14you said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17jake i promise i am ready for the real thing
00:39:22sorry that's not the more you said that you were ready for real love
00:39:28i'm sorry
00:39:54please
00:39:55what are you doing here
00:39:56i just wanted to talk with you about the app
00:40:01yeah
00:40:12so
00:40:14what's wrong with the app
00:40:15oh no
00:40:16nothing
00:40:17um
00:40:18that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20um
00:40:21i
00:40:23i was really
00:40:25hurting
00:40:26after we broke up
00:40:28so
00:40:28after a day or so
00:40:31i
00:40:31downloaded the app
00:40:33and
00:40:34i matched with someone
00:40:35and
00:40:37jake
00:40:38you were right
00:40:40what do you mean
00:40:41i mean i met someone jake
00:40:44the app works
00:40:46and i'm proof
00:40:47i mean we are talking
00:40:49about getting married
00:40:51great
00:40:52well i'm
00:40:53i'm happy for you
00:40:56well
00:40:57what about you
00:40:58have you
00:40:59matched with anyone
00:41:00uh
00:41:01yeah
00:41:04yeah
00:41:04okay
00:41:05tell me about her
00:41:06is she pretty
00:41:09honestly it's
00:41:12things aren't going that well
00:41:15well
00:41:16you don't
00:41:17you're not trying to say it's love swipe's fault
00:41:20because
00:41:20i mean i know the app works
00:41:22you were right
00:41:23all along jake
00:41:28i just don't know anymore
00:41:31well
00:41:33i really hope you two work things out
00:41:39i just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:43we really did make something special together
00:41:55okay
00:41:55just because
00:41:56me and my match are having issues
00:42:01i'm falling in love with her
00:42:03and i'm happy for you
00:42:04but i think you should go
00:42:06i'm so sorry jake
00:42:08i'm so sorry
00:42:09you're
00:42:09you're right
00:42:10again
00:42:11you know we're
00:42:13in love with other people
00:42:14and
00:42:15i need to respect that
00:42:18i'm sorry
00:42:28gotcha jake
00:42:30let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32feels about this
00:42:40i'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42all men are liars
00:42:45and the worst part is
00:42:46the two of you made me a liar
00:42:47i can't even trust my own heart
00:42:51i'm sorry lily
00:42:52screw you tim
00:43:05five minutes ago
00:43:07that asshole
00:43:15okay
00:43:16all right
00:43:18lily
00:43:19so good to see
00:43:20okay what's going on
00:43:22do you think i'm an idiot jake
00:43:24no of course not
00:43:25then where is she
00:43:26who
00:43:28don't gaslight me
00:43:29i'm not crazy
00:43:30i know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32okay i promise
00:43:33i'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35liar
00:43:36you're lying to me
00:43:37i saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39what video
00:43:47no no no
00:43:48this can't be happening again
00:43:49lily
00:43:50give me your phone
00:43:53just what i thought
00:43:54no traditional trace of malware
00:43:58so it's not hacked
00:44:01you did
00:44:02get an email
00:44:03and that the video was
00:44:04mysteriously deleted
00:44:06because
00:44:07i was
00:44:09kissing another woman in it
00:44:12wait
00:44:14what are you saying
00:44:15that woman
00:44:17was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:18and she is a
00:44:20brilliant
00:44:22coder
00:44:22and hacker
00:44:23but also
00:44:26extremely
00:44:27unstable
00:44:29but why was she here
00:44:31why were you kissing her
00:44:33she came over to
00:44:35tell me she was in love
00:44:36with someone else
00:44:38but then she
00:44:40she kissed me
00:44:42just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment
00:44:48i realized
00:44:50how much
00:44:50that i love you
00:44:53that you're the only person
00:44:55i want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me
00:45:06you lied to me
00:45:07again
00:45:08take right
00:45:09you kissed another woman
00:45:11and then you hid it from me
00:45:14well if we stop
00:45:16i'm sorry
00:45:18yeah
00:45:19you are
00:45:19will i see you again
00:45:20i don't know
00:45:23all i know is that i can't
00:45:24stand me in the same room
00:45:25as you right now
00:45:29we wait
00:45:32lily
00:45:37oh my god did you see
00:45:39the look
00:45:39on that sad bitch's face
00:45:41now
00:45:43it's time to put the final nail
00:45:45in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and jake wright have been unmatched
00:45:57what?
00:45:59no
00:46:03true love awaits
00:46:04with your new match
00:46:05mitchell stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on jake
00:46:13please pick up
00:46:15jake
00:46:16lily
00:46:17i just got a notification
00:46:19we were unmatched
00:46:20on the app
00:46:21same one
00:46:22tragic as it is
00:46:23i think it's for the best
00:46:26why are you saying that?
00:46:28clearly we have some issues
00:46:29and if i'm being honest
00:46:30i want to
00:46:31sex here a woman
00:46:32who's super intelligent
00:46:33ready for real love
00:46:34jake wait
00:46:39i can't believe him
00:46:43true love awaits
00:46:45with your new match
00:46:46mitchell stevens
00:46:47all right mitchell stevens
00:46:49get ready to meet
00:46:51the hottest girl
00:46:51you've ever seen
00:47:02you must be lily
00:47:04might i say
00:47:05your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice
00:47:09god damn
00:47:10so uh
00:47:12mitchell was it
00:47:14what do you do for a living
00:47:15isn't it obvious babe
00:47:17i get paid and i get laid
00:47:19come again
00:47:19oh don't worry
00:47:21you will
00:47:21excuse me
00:47:23i'm a model babe
00:47:25isn't it obvious
00:47:26no
00:47:26no it's not
00:47:27and you already said that
00:47:29sorry
00:47:30i'm just super distracted
00:47:31by that tight pod
00:47:32you're rocking
00:47:33underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:36and on my floor
00:47:37where it belongs
00:47:38you know what i mean
00:47:39i think i made a mistake
00:47:41hey wait
00:47:43tonight's the night
00:47:45i'm gonna tell lily the truth
00:47:46about creating love swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me
00:47:49i will treasure her
00:47:50for the rest of my life
00:47:52i'm coming for you lily
00:47:54hey wait
00:47:56let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up babe
00:47:59we're soulmates
00:48:00meant to be
00:48:01i don't love you
00:48:03i love jake
00:48:05i love jake
00:48:08i love jake
00:48:10and i need to go
00:48:11right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:19get off me you creep
00:48:25jake
00:48:27no jake wait
00:48:31jake
00:48:32jake wait
00:48:35please
00:48:36it's not what it seems
00:48:38really
00:48:40really cause i just watched you
00:48:41kiss another man
00:48:42that wasn't me
00:48:43on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain
00:48:46no there's nothing to explain
00:48:48you got cheated on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56i called you
00:48:57and you broke it off
00:48:58you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me lily
00:49:03i want us to be honest
00:49:04with each other
00:49:05but you're lying
00:49:06to my face
00:49:08i'm not lying to you
00:49:15love's wife matched me
00:49:17with that stupid meathead
00:49:18i only went out with him
00:49:20to get back at you
00:49:21and when i saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me
00:49:27i realized the only person
00:49:29i wanted to kiss
00:49:30was you
00:49:31please you have to believe me
00:49:38you're saying that all that happened
00:49:41today
00:49:42that i called you
00:49:43and we unmatched
00:49:44and i broke up with you
00:49:45i guess why would i lie about that
00:49:48it's not safe
00:49:49we gotta go lily
00:49:51jake you're scaring me
00:49:52what do you mean it's not safe
00:49:53trust me we need to go right now
00:49:56okay
00:49:57let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin
00:50:04they moved overseas
00:50:05so it's all mine now
00:50:08i come here when i want to get away from everything
00:50:11i don't understand
00:50:12why is it safe here
00:50:15no cell phone service
00:50:17no internet
00:50:19it's just us here
00:50:22okay jake i need you to explain
00:50:24why are we safe in a cabin in the woods
00:50:27please don't make me
00:50:28do you regret this
00:50:31do you remember
00:50:33my ex-girlfriend i told you about
00:50:36police
00:50:38yeah
00:50:39there's something i need to tell you
00:50:43the day
00:50:46i uh broke up with her
00:50:49yes you
00:50:49i'll kill
00:50:51i will destroy you jake wright
00:50:54i didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said
00:51:00what i'm afraid she's
00:51:02capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place
00:51:07i feel like we're
00:51:08safe
00:51:11i'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:13she sounds
00:51:16she sounds
00:51:17unwell
00:51:19well
00:51:20you look
00:51:23so beautiful
00:51:24lolly
00:51:25you look
00:51:27very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much eilish this was our seventh date
00:51:37do you mind getting wet
00:51:40what's that supposed to mean
00:51:43come with me
00:51:44and i'll show you
00:52:04it's been a crazy day
00:52:06and i'm thankful you're here
00:52:08me too
00:52:12jake i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:16you know on the seventh date
00:52:20love swipe gives couples the option to
00:52:29to what
00:52:35be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipe says something
00:52:44put me on the altar
00:52:46cause you can't be tamed
00:52:48silence underneath your flame
00:52:52cut the cords around me as i speak your name
00:52:56it's never gonna be the same
00:53:00even though i loved you it was all in vain
00:53:16this ends now
00:53:21i am going to win jake back
00:53:23even if it means i need to get rid of lily niblock
00:53:26once and for all
00:53:38last night was
00:53:40i know
00:53:53we should be getting our notification
00:53:55for our last date
00:53:57if anything happens
00:53:59just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll
00:54:01deal with it together
00:54:03don't worry about me
00:54:05nothing can keep me from you
00:54:07not even your
00:54:08crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:16okay
00:54:38you want him
00:54:40come and get him
00:54:43long guard bitch
00:54:46to love
00:54:47and to love swipe
00:54:52meet jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:54in the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:54:59aww the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge
00:55:02it's where our first date was
00:55:04it's so sweet
00:55:04be careful lily
00:55:06his ex sounds crazy
00:55:08want me to walk you back
00:55:09you guys need to calm down
00:55:12i'm about to have another amazing night
00:55:14with the man of my dreams
00:55:31you
00:55:34you
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises. I'm Jake by the way. It's him.
00:55:59Tanya. You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Please, it was you. So is you.
00:56:55Where are you, please?
00:57:00My cabin. Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you. I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:37Oh!
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, please.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up!
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came to me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do!
00:58:36Now step!
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship.
00:58:56Or...
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Please and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made...
00:59:33Dating apps together.
00:59:35And last month, we created our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:48So you...
00:59:50You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
01:00:00Because over the last week, I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you before we even had the idea for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a...
01:00:46Beautiful.
01:00:47And powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that...
01:00:52I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Hands so I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust the app.
01:01:41In my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:51I...
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app because...
01:02:21I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I used Love Swipe.
01:02:28And for the first time in my life...
01:02:30I found...
01:02:33true...
01:02:34undying love.
01:02:42So...
01:02:46I would like to book.
01:02:48I would like to book.
01:02:49Will you do me the great honor...
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my...
01:03:03my Mr. Wright.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:36I will marry you.
01:03:36Here's my goal.
01:03:37It's time for me, Frank.
01:03:38I'm sorry.
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