00:01I need assistance.
00:02Don't your arms work?
00:03They don't.
00:04You can move your mouth.
00:05As can you.
00:15You need to prove you're looking for work.
00:17I've been looking, trust me.
00:18Three signatures by tomorrow, or you can tell it to the judge.
00:23Tell me about a time when you worked hard to solve a problem.
00:25This morning, getting up.
00:29We're gonna find you someone you like.
00:31Let me be your arms and your legs.
00:33I love that.
00:36All right.
00:37Penhouse.
00:39You need to wait your turn.
00:40Relax, it's not a hold up.
00:42Just sign this one, please.
00:43How would I sign it?
00:44I don't know.
00:45Slowly?
00:47What, don't your arms work?
00:48They don't.
00:49You can move your mouth.
00:50As can you.
00:51I need assistance.
00:52How much does it pay?
00:54Hell yeah, man!
00:56Hell yeah!
00:58It's my bad, my bad, man.
01:00You are not qualified for this position.
01:03The buckle!
01:04Buckle!
01:04Have you ever changed a catheter?
01:06Nah.
01:07Pinch the head.
01:08Insert.
01:09I can't feel it.
01:11Oh.
01:12Well, I can.
01:13You wanna feed your soul?
01:15Then listen to its clean.
01:17Think, think, think about what you're trying to do to me.
01:20It's amazing, right?
01:21I sound just like her.
01:22Yeah.
01:23It's uncanny.
01:24You better think, think, think.
01:26You as rich as Jay-Z?
01:27No.
01:28Richard.
01:30Hey!
01:31Hey!
01:32Hey!
01:32Which car is yours?
01:34All of these to the right.
01:35Oh, my God.
01:36They're not practical.
01:37Exactly!
01:41You can have any girl you want.
01:43What about this lady with all the boat tops?
01:44Oh, we perfect for each other.
01:46You can't move your body, she can't move her face.
01:51Surprise!
01:52I specifically said nothing for my birthday.
01:55I'm sorry you gotta have a surprise party in your huge mansion.
01:58Some of us got real problems.
02:00I'm fighting to see my son.
02:01And whose fault is it?
02:03Is it yours or is the world out to get you?
02:06Are you mad?
02:07You wanna break this big-ass bottle of wine?
02:09Yes!
02:11What else you want to do?
02:12Good boy!
02:15Hey, what?
02:19Dale made a mess.
02:34Just relax!
02:36I am relaxed!
02:38This is me being relaxed!
02:50I am relaxed!
02:52I am relaxed!
02:52I am relaxed!
02:52You've got water!
02:53I'm relaxed!
02:53I'm eating this.
02:53Thanks!
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