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00:02Strike.
00:04Hey, flaccid face, you got a humiliation kink?
00:07All right, a big swing energy, baby.
00:09Come on.
00:10Dude could not hit water if he's out of a boat these days.
00:14Be careful, loser.
00:15Don't want to hurt yourself striking out.
00:22There we go.
00:23Come on, Kyle.
00:25That was for you, Trouble.
00:26Why don't you go chase that ball down?
00:27I'll sign it for you.
00:30Where the hell did that come from?
00:33I'm like, who the hell did that come from?
00:36My gentleman.
00:38I think I found our boy's new Lucky Charm.
01:13Hey, it's Harley, right?
01:19Yeah, you.
01:21I just wanted to say...
01:27Stop staring at me.
01:30Oh, I wasn't.
01:32Picturing me naked?
01:33Yeah, right.
01:34You know, I should really charge you for that.
01:39Pervert.
01:46Nice work, Harley.
01:48Teacher spit.
02:01I'm not interested in you or your date.
02:03Guessing you're below average in everything.
02:07Dumb jocks aren't my type.
02:20Good news.
02:22I think I found the guest of honor for tomorrow's loser party.
02:28Tara, I already told you, I'm not going.
02:30Harley, uh...
02:32What?
02:33Aren't you sick of spending every Saturday night in your dorm doing homework?
02:37Yes.
02:38Aren't you tired of chasing after boys from afar?
02:41Well, obviously, but...
02:43Do you, or do you not, want the classic college experience?
02:47I do. I do.
02:49Well, this is it, babe.
02:50It doesn't get more classic than the Baseball Frats Annual Loser Party.
02:55You can go and you can watch some dorky freshman get crowned King Loser.
02:59You can play beer pong, you can do a keg stand,
03:03you can even lose your v-card to a hottie with a stiff back.
03:06Oh, gross!
03:07Baseball guys are the worst.
03:10They're self-absorbed, they are moronic, they have great asses.
03:15I mean, have you seen Kai Rydels?
03:18Oh, to die for.
03:22I think I just heard my name.
03:28What do you want?
03:31Listen, I was just thinking.
03:33Oh, wow, I didn't think you knew how.
03:37I think we got off on the wrong foot.
03:40How about a truce?
03:42Come to the Alpha House Dager tomorrow.
03:45It'll be really fun.
03:47Pass.
03:47We'll be there.
03:57Well, hopefully I'll see you there.
04:10Traitor.
04:12I have a shift at the cafeteria tomorrow anyway.
04:14Colin's sick.
04:14I need the money.
04:15It's just one day, sweetie.
04:17You said you wanted fun.
04:18I'm giving you fun.
04:21You can make me later.
04:23Arrgh.
04:24Arrgh.
04:24Arrgh.
04:42You know what, bro?
04:43I think you need to focus more on your game,
04:45unless I'm dunking on some random nerd.
04:47Post-season starts in a few weeks.
04:49Look, dude.
04:50You think you're just pissed that you owe me another hundred dollars?
04:52Because I found the biggest loser on campus four years running.
04:56Thank you very much.
04:57That's not it.
04:59Yeah, but it's always hazing one of the Russian players.
05:03That's a random girl.
05:05No, but it's more than that, no?
05:06Ever since last semester, all that shit that went down with your dad.
05:09Look, I know.
05:10You've been in a slump.
05:11Jesus.
05:12Failing out of classes.
05:13Getting into fights.
05:14Look, I don't want to talk about that right now.
05:16It's a fucking party, all right?
05:17You give me a break.
05:19Talk to a girl or something.
05:20Yeah, I fucking tried.
05:27Cool.
05:29Babe.
05:30I love you, but you need to loosen up.
05:33What?
05:33Enjoy yourself.
05:35Enjoy Kai while you're at it.
05:37He made it plenty clear he's not interested.
05:41Well, maybe that's because you almost bit his head off when he tried inviting you to his party.
05:47Oh.
05:48Has anyone ever told you that you'll catch more flies with honey?
05:52Can't I aim higher than flies?
05:54Ugh.
05:55Speak of the she-devil, there she is.
05:59I'm great.
06:01Okay.
06:02Okay, I'm gonna get a drink.
06:03Be nice.
06:08I'm good.
06:09You came.
06:11Guess you're not used to making girls do that, huh?
06:16No, he's not.
06:18But be on the other hand, you know.
06:20Fuck off.
06:29You're a whole lot of trouble, aren't you?
06:34That attitude of yours, does it have an off button?
06:37No.
06:39And even if it did, I highly doubt you could find it.
06:50Is that a challenge?
07:01What?
07:04You're looking a little flushed.
07:08You want a drink?
07:16Oh my god, what is this, rubbing alcohol?
07:18It's vodka.
07:20You really don't get out much, do you?
07:23Ever even been to a party?
07:25Not really.
07:28Teacher's pets don't usually warn an invite.
07:31Well, lucky for you, I get out plenty, so why don't you let me, uh, show you a good time.
07:38Not like that.
07:44Unless...
07:49Look, I said truce.
07:50And I meant it.
07:54Friends?
08:14That was, I have to say, that was horrible.
08:16And I thought you said you wanted to be a doctor, you're gonna have to do better than that.
08:20Okay, okay, okay, this is it, this is the one.
08:26I'm so sorry, sir.
08:29I don't think he's going to make it.
08:33Hopefully it's not too late to get off the pre-med track, because that was, I mean, you were smiling.
08:37Wait, you, you were making a funny face.
08:39That's just my face.
08:41That's just my face.
08:41No, it's not.
08:42Yeah, I know.
08:49What do you say we go on a walk real quick, get some fresh air?
08:53Aw, leaving already, baby?
08:56I'm not your baby anymore, because we broke up.
09:00You remember that?
09:02Oh, and you're still not over it.
09:05Humiliating losers, just to impress me.
09:08A romantic gesture, sure, but I'd rather just fuck.
09:11What, humiliating?
09:13What, what is she talking about?
09:15Nothing.
09:18Wait, she doesn't know.
09:22Oh, this is going to be good.
09:24Here, as alpha sweetheart, why don't you let me do the honors?
09:27Mallory, don't.
09:35Excuse me.
09:36Hello.
09:37Excuse me.
09:39Everyone, listen up.
09:41Instead of a king loser this year, we'll be crowning a queen instead.
09:49Harley Wilson!
09:51Woo!
09:55Woo!
09:57Congrats.
09:58Loser.
09:59Loser.
10:00Loser.
10:01You even beat out the weirdo who brings his pet rat to class.
10:06Cheers to you.
10:10Oh, is her majesty going to cry?
10:12Thought you'd be happy to finally get some attention.
10:16And thanks to Kai for finding this year's queen.
10:25Mallory, get the fuck out of here.
10:27So this is why you invited me here?
10:30To humiliate me?
10:34It's kind of ironic, don't you think?
10:37You crowning me queen loser?
10:40When you suck at school?
10:43You suck even worse at baseball.
10:46At least lately.
10:47So, if I'm queen loser this semester, what does that make you?
10:52Emperor?
10:53Supreme?
10:58Washed out.
10:59At 22.
11:04The man.
11:05The myth.
11:06The disappointment.
11:15Hey, was it me?
11:16Was that stupid eye?
11:18What?
11:18You know what I like with me, brother?
11:21Hey, shake it off.
11:23Okay?
11:24I'm fucking fine, guys.
11:27I'm fucking fine, guys.
11:28Why would I care about what some loser thinks of me?
11:41Harley, wait.
11:43Okay.
11:44I am so sorry for making you come to this.
11:46That is my bad.
11:47Second of all.
11:49Holy shit, Harley.
11:51That was amazing.
11:53You just eviscerated his ass.
11:55Oh, I'm not done with him.
11:58Not even close.
12:13Oh, fuck.
12:20Careful, loser.
12:21Don't want to hurt yourself striking out.
12:31See that one, Trouble?
12:32That one's for you.
12:33Why don't you go fetch that ball for me?
12:35I'll sign it for you, all right?
12:41Where the hell did that come from?
12:43I'm like, who the hell did that come from?
12:47Now, gentlemen, I think I found our boy's new lucky charm.
12:52Yeah, that's true.
12:53We need to keep her around in the postseason.
12:55She pisses him off, he takes it out on the field, we win.
12:59Yeah, but how the hell are we gonna get them in the same room?
13:01They hate each other.
13:03I have an idea.
13:05Yeah.
13:09Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight.
13:11You want me to hang around the baseball house
13:13to annoy the shit out of Kai because it makes him play better?
13:19Did someone take a bat to all your heads?
13:22I'm serious.
13:23Why would you think I would want to do anything to help him?
13:28Actually, I want him to suffer.
13:30I know. I know.
13:32But in exchange, we're gonna give you the full Miss Congeniality college glow-up.
13:37All right? Make you cool.
13:39Take you to the parties.
13:41Get you late.
13:42Plus, we're gonna pay you.
13:44I don't want your money.
13:47Oh, come on.
13:49We see you washing dishes in the cafeteria.
13:51Trust me, this will be way more fun than that.
13:54You guys must really be desperate, huh?
13:57I mean, come on. It's a win-win.
13:59You get to torture your sworn enemy and become the most fuckable girl on campus.
14:04What else do you want from us?
14:06A choreographed dance?
14:07Strip tease?
14:09Couldn't hurt.
14:12Outta girl.
14:13What do you say?
14:17I'm not cheap.
14:20Sixty. An hour.
14:25Worth every penny.
14:31Oh, and, uh, Kai.
14:35Kai can never, ever find out about this.
14:39Not by me.
14:41So when do I start?
14:43Now!
14:44It's glow-up time, baby!
14:46Woo!
14:54What?
14:56This is all stuff girls have left here?
15:00What? This box is big.
15:03What can I say, man?
15:04I mean, I don't just hit home runs on the field.
15:07Okay.
15:07I don't know about this.
15:09Look, if you don't want to, you don't have to.
15:10You're smart, you're funny, and you are a loser.
15:16I mean, it's the truth.
15:17It's tough love, sweetheart.
15:19But you raise your hand every single time the teacher asks a question.
15:23When you practically live at the library.
15:25And I don't know about you guys, but, uh, I've never seen you at a single party.
15:29So, yeah, you're a loser.
15:33But, you don't have to be.
15:35I mean...
15:51Okay, let's do this.
16:03Really?
16:08I don't even drink the...
16:10Okay, alright!
16:26I mean, I would.
16:34You look perfect.
16:39I'm just saying, man.
16:40She has no idea what she's talking about.
16:42I'm not washed up.
16:46No, obviously you're not.
16:48But you are obsessed with her.
16:52I'm not obsessed with her.
16:53I'm pissed.
16:54But it is undeniable.
16:56She's done wonders for your game.
16:59What are you talking about?
17:01Nothing.
17:01He is just messing with you.
17:03Ugh!
17:04Can we stop talking about the Queen Loser?
17:06She's a pathetic know-it-all who dresses like the Virgin Mary.
17:10Who's got next game?
17:16Wow.
17:17You are a glutton for punishment, honey.
17:20It's going to take a lot more than a push-up bra and a bad blow-out for you to
17:23get your photo taken down.
17:24I don't know.
17:26I think she looks good.
17:33What are you doing here?
17:35I invited her, actually.
17:37I wanted to, you know, make it up to her for the other night.
17:39Well, as president of this fraternity, I am officially uninviting you.
17:46So, please, leave.
17:54I'll tell you what.
17:56I'll play you for it.
17:58I win, I stay.
18:00Are you deaf?
18:00He's not interested.
18:01No, you're on.
18:03Trouble.
18:21Can I get a rack?
18:23I mean, I meant a re-rack.
18:27Can I get a re-rack, please?
18:41Great shot.
18:44All that talk, and you can't seem to walk the walk, huh?
18:48Beer pong's a skill for primates.
18:49Doesn't make it any less useful.
18:52No.
18:58Give me your arm.
19:08I'm gripping it way too tight.
19:10It should just float right out of your fingers.
19:14Higher the arc, softer the land.
19:17Breathe.
19:20Focus.
19:21And shoot.
19:25Look at that.
19:33Welcome to college.
19:43What's wrong, Slender?
19:45You look a little flushed.
19:46Am I-
19:47Am I pissing you off?
19:53No, I was just looking at your makeup.
19:55It's looking pretty clownish.
19:57Clownish?
19:58Like, like your dating history?
20:01Sweetheart, I don't think you could find what I like with a map.
20:07So, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
20:11I told you.
20:13King invited me.
20:14Bullshit.
20:14You came here to torture me, just like you did on the field the other day.
20:20Well, I got news for you.
20:22I got a very high pain tolerance.
20:24I could do this all day.
20:27Oh.
20:28Then I'll make sure not to hold back.
20:42You know, I'm actually very surprised that you came back.
20:45After what happened, just couldn't resist me, huh?
20:52Well, I'm also sorry to say that there's not much here for you.
20:56Not for me or the other guys.
21:02You're right.
21:04You have no idea what I want.
21:08No water.
21:25Don't.
21:26Don't you get it.
21:29Yo, Gus, what are you up to?
21:31Just throw in.
21:32Yo, what is she doing here, Gus?
21:33Yo, man, hey, get in on this, man.
21:36Harley is whooping Trey's ass.
21:38Yeah, I am.
21:38Oh, she's not, dude.
21:40Shit!
21:41Yes!
21:42Let's go!
21:43Hey, our girl's a beast!
21:45So what, she just fucking lives here now, or what?
21:47I mean, why not, bro?
21:49She sure is welcome in my bed.
21:52What's wrong, Kai?
21:53You look mad.
21:55I thought you said you could do this all day.
21:57Ooh.
21:59Let's see how you handle the king.
22:02You're so odd.
22:09Dude, I think it's working.
22:12I'll believe that when I see you in the batter's box.
22:24Hey, Harley.
22:26Hoping you drop by practice later.
22:28He's already playing better, but we think with you there,
22:31it might motivate him even more.
22:34My pleasure.
22:36You're the best.
22:43What?
22:45Oh, nothing.
22:47Just wondering when my best friend started living every girl on campus' dream.
22:51Oh, my baby's all grown up and having fun, finally.
22:56It's no big deal.
22:57I'm just helping them out.
22:59Apparently when I give Kai shit, it makes him play better.
23:01They said I'm his good luck charm or whatever.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:05What?
23:08He likes you.
23:09Duh!
23:11You're kidding, right?
23:12Did you black out at that party?
23:14He literally bullied me.
23:15Emotionally repressed men are always mean to the girls they like.
23:18It has been that way since the dawn of time.
23:20Yeah, well, not this time.
23:22Don't be so sure.
23:28Oh, King, where's my bat?
23:31Seen it?
23:32Where the fuck is my bat, man?
23:35It's this one, right?
23:38Trey invited me.
23:41Jesus Christ.
23:42Is anywhere safe from you?
23:44Guys, we don't need a bat girl.
23:46So touchy about your bat.
23:48What are you doing here?
23:51You think I need another dork heckling me?
23:53Well, not everything's about you, you know?
23:55I told Trey how I used to play.
23:56He said he'd help me with my swing.
24:02Yeah.
24:03That's right.
24:05Really.
24:07No heckling this time.
24:36That's the best you got, slugger.
24:50Let's go!
24:53Easy out.
24:55I didn't realize I was in the presence of an expert.
24:58Where should I be hitting it?
25:00Deep in the hole.
25:02Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
25:03I meant between shortstop and third base.
25:06Why don't you come out here and show me?
25:08Hot shot?
25:17It's time to put up or shut up.
25:23Why don't you show me how you swing?
25:26Trouble.
25:47Ugh!
25:48Strike one.
25:50You know, I think this is going to be worse than I thought.
25:52How about a few hands-on tips?
25:53No.
25:54Hands off.
25:56Dang, bro.
25:57You jealous?
25:58Of course not.
25:59Just want to see her fail on her own.
26:01I know what I'm doing.
26:08Ugh!
26:09Are you sure you don't want to call it a day?
26:12This is getting pretty depressing.
26:18Ugh!
26:19Oh, shit!
26:20Ugh!
26:21Yo!
26:27I brought you a nice pack.
26:31I'm fine.
26:33You hit like a girl, by the way.
26:35Hmm.
26:35So pretty hard, then?
26:49Jeez.
26:50Don't be such a baby.
26:53And you can say thank you at any time.
26:55Thank you for what?
26:57Turning batting practice into target practice?
27:05Do you want me to stop?
27:10No.
27:26Oh, my God, baby!
27:28You're hurt!
27:29Give me that!
27:31Jesus, Mallory, what are you...
27:33Why are you here right now?
27:34I came as soon as I heard.
27:35Why?
27:36Because I'm Alpha's sweetheart.
27:37I need to make sure that my boys are okay.
27:44You can go.
28:06Whoa!
28:07Where are you going?
28:08I almost broke his collarbone.
28:10I think he said enough for the day.
28:11Well, how about a little study session after class tomorrow?
28:15He's got someone else to help him.
28:17Come on!
28:18I mean, uh...
28:18How about a little overtime pay?
28:26Okay.
28:30Hey, golden boy.
28:32Since when do you study?
28:33I don't.
28:34But we've got a huge game on Friday.
28:38We need to up the ante, get them together alone.
28:44Should I study?
28:52Let me guess.
28:54Henry invited you.
28:55Yeah.
28:56Study session.
28:58Well...
29:00He's not here, so...
29:02So I'll wait.
29:19You mine?
29:21I'm a guest.
29:22My essay sucks.
29:23I'm an idiot.
29:24With nothing between my ears except for packing peanuts.
29:26Right?
29:30The potency of the tragedy in Sophocles' Antigone
29:34is derived not from traditional right versus wrong,
29:38but rather a more complicated right versus right.
29:41Tension without relief that yields unsolvable turmoil.
29:47Here I thought you would be mixing up Athena and Hera.
29:52I'm sorry to disappoint.
29:54You know, you're pretty smart when you apply yourself.
29:57Why do you settle for needs?
29:59I'm not settling.
30:01I've just been distracted.
30:03By what?
30:05By what?
30:06Just stupid family shit.
30:09With my dad.
30:16And it seems as though I have this crazy stalker who won't leave me alone.
30:19What do you reckon I do about her?
30:25For someone whose batting average is below 200 this season, you're pretty full of yourself.
30:30For somebody who claims to have played, you can't hit worth a damn.
30:33I hit just fine.
30:34You have a bruise to prove it.
30:37Your form is fucked.
30:39It is not.
30:40It is too.
30:45Stand up.
30:52First things first.
30:55You should use your shoulders as a guide, like looking down the barrel of a gun.
31:01You can touch your chin, your shoulder.
31:13Now, when you swing, you shouldn't release too early.
31:19It should be one perfect motion.
31:28Good girl.
31:30Just like that.
31:33Good girl.
31:41Well, that's what I was saying.
31:42Sorry we're late.
31:43We're, um, just...
31:47What's up?
31:47We interrupted?
31:49No.
31:49No, no, no, no.
31:50Not at all.
31:51I was just leaving.
31:52Actually.
32:03Hi, Harley.
32:07What was that?
32:10It's nothing.
32:39It's nothing.
32:41Not you, idiot.
32:43It would never take you seriously.
32:45Or me.
32:45So, it's gotta be you, big man.
32:48Guys, there's no way.
32:49Okay?
32:50Okay, he doesn't like me like that.
32:51Oh, trust us.
32:52He's gonna hate this.
32:55So, what do you say, Harley?
32:58Do you want to be my date?
33:06Toga, Toga, toga, toga.
33:18I can't believe you scored an Alpha Toga party invite.
33:22These things are legendary.
33:23Oh, my God, you're a groupie.
33:25Oh, well, you're one to talk.
33:29Well, hello, beautiful.
33:31Harley.
33:33King.
33:34Tara.
33:35Tara, King.
33:36Hi.
33:37How about a little grapple for the goddess?
33:40Let's go over here.
33:47So, college parties, is it like you dreamed it to be?
33:53Um, decidedly not.
33:54Oh.
33:56But thank you for inviting me.
33:59For everything.
34:01Really, I know I can be pretty rough around the edges.
34:05You kind of have to be when everyone's going around calling you a loser.
34:10But I don't have a ton of friends, besides Tara.
34:13And who knows if King will ever give her back.
34:20Yeah, I don't know.
34:22I know I was just in this for the money at first, but it's been so nice having you guys
34:28in my corner.
34:30Which is why I feel really bad letting you guys down.
34:35I can't do the fake dating.
34:38I can't.
34:38I don't...
34:40I don't want to fuck with him anymore.
34:42Well, you're a good person, Harley.
34:45Deal or not.
34:46It's been nice having you around.
34:48Yeah?
34:49Yes.
34:59Hey, man.
35:00Jesus.
35:01What the fuck is this?
35:03What the fuck is this?
35:04Kai, chill.
35:05I'm not gonna fucking chill.
35:06We were having a conversation.
35:07Well, we're gonna have a conversation now.
35:09So let's go.
35:10Jesus.
35:14Why the fuck is Horley still hanging around?
35:17I don't know.
35:18Maybe because it's actually nice having her here.
35:20Unlike you.
35:21You actually expect me to believe that you're interested in some pathetic, stanky flop.
35:25You have to bench that bitch.
35:27Or you can just leave.
35:30Huh.
35:31So you're all losers.
35:32Got it.
35:33You deserve each other.
36:00I don't know, but that's it.
36:11I guess that works too.
36:17Are you doing slap?
36:19Look, this shit isn't cute, okay?
36:20I don't want you flirting with my teammates.
36:22Do you understand?
36:22I wasn't.
36:26Wait.
36:27Why do you care?
36:29I don't.
36:33You're lying.
36:35You're jealous.
36:36Oh my God.
36:38No, I'm not fucking jealous, okay?
36:39You're driving me crazy, okay?
36:41You're everywhere.
36:42You're in my house.
36:43You're on my field.
36:44You're in my fucking dreams.
36:48You dream about me?
36:56Every night.
37:08Are you sure it's not a nightmare?
37:30I don't know why you like that, Ruff.
37:33Should've known.
37:34Oh, just shut up and kiss me.
37:49Oh, wait.
37:50Wait, wait, wait, wait.
37:50Um, I've never...
37:54I'm a virgin.
37:57Oh.
37:58Well, we don't have to do anything.
37:59We could stop right now.
38:00No, I want to.
38:02Just go slow.
38:08No fastballs.
38:10Oh my God.
38:14Oh my God.
38:16Oh my God.
38:29Oh my God.
38:31Oh my God.
38:42Oh my God.
38:51Oh my God.
38:51Oh my God.
38:52Oh my God.
38:53Oh my God.
38:54Oh my God.
38:54Oh my God.
38:55Oh my God.
38:57Oh my God.
38:57Oh my God.
38:59Oh my God.
39:07I don't think I've ever seen you speechless before.
39:11I'm surprised.
39:16What's wrong?
39:19Nothing, nothing.
39:20I just, um...
39:22I guess I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
39:25For you to put another crown on my head and call me a loser again.
39:28Hardly.
39:31Hardly the Harlot, get your ass out here!
39:34What the hell are you doing here, Mallory?
39:35Get out.
39:36So it is true.
39:38You are their little whore.
39:39What are you talking about?
39:41Tell him.
39:41Tell him how the boys are paying you to hang around them and motivate him.
39:47Is that true?
39:51Not exactly.
39:53It's not a big deal, okay?
39:55We just...
39:56We noticed that you played a lot better the more she pissed you off.
39:59She's been like your good luck charm, bro.
40:01So, yeah, we paid her to...
40:03To heckle me?
40:04On and off the field?
40:07And you knew about this?
40:10Yes.
40:11But I didn't...
40:12But what?
40:13So all that, you fucking me, was just you fucking with me?
40:16No!
40:17Okay, yes.
40:18When this first started, I wanted to...
40:21I don't know, give you a taste of your own medicine.
40:23But I didn't think that...
40:23No, no, no, enough.
40:24And you guys, you had such little faith in me that you thought I needed a good luck charm?
40:28Well, fuck you!
40:29Man, I don't need her, dude.
40:30I mean, the stats don't lie.
40:31Bro, she's good for you.
40:33We were just trying to...
40:34Trying to what?
40:34Piss me off?
40:35Well, it fucking worked.
40:37And you.
40:40Congrats on losing your virginity for money.
40:41I hope you feel good about yourself.
40:43Fuck you!
40:49Fuck you!
40:51Fuck you!
40:52Fuck you!
40:52Fuck you!
40:53Fuck you!
40:53Fuck you!
41:06Alright.
41:07Here we go.
41:13Ah!
41:17So, guess it wasn't just Harley?
41:21No.
41:22No, it was.
41:23But it wasn't because he hated her.
41:25It's because he liked her.
41:28We fucked it, boys.
41:31Now we need to fix it.
41:49You should go.
41:52You should go.
41:57I leave feeling like I got the shit kicked out of me.
41:59Yeah, well, sometimes life means getting the shit kicked out of you.
42:04It doesn't mean you stop living.
42:08You know, you're not the only one owed an apology.
42:13You need to make this right.
42:25Hello?
42:29What the fuck?
42:34What are you two doing here right now?
42:36No, you shouldn't be here and you know that.
42:37The boy said you wanted to talk to me.
42:39But they said you wanted to talk to me.
42:43Ashley, there's one last thing we lied about.
42:51That's for drugging me.
42:54Congratulations, Mallory.
42:57You've been demoted from sweetheart to new queen loser.
43:01Fuck you guys.
43:08As much as I loved that, as far as apologies go.
43:12I don't know why you're looking at me.
43:14What about my apology?
43:16You ever think about that?
43:17I'm sorry about this.
43:20What are you doing?
43:20Come on, guys.
43:21Oh, hey.
43:25What the fuck?
43:27We fucked up, you know?
43:28We're the real king losers.
43:30But we did it with good intention, all right?
43:33All we wanted to do was get Kaia out of his slump.
43:35And show Harley a good time.
43:38Well, not like that, bro.
43:39She's yours.
43:39She's not mine.
43:40I'm not his.
43:40Which is why we need you two to talk.
43:44So, talk.
43:53Well.
43:58I guess they weren't wrong about what they said the other day.
44:05How you're good for me.
44:10What do you mean?
44:12My dad left last summer.
44:17Just packed up and took off.
44:21Didn't even leave a note.
44:23Then, I don't know.
44:24Just, everything just went to shit.
44:28Baseball, school.
44:32Everything.
44:35Nothing made me feel better.
44:39Not until I...
44:43Started fighting with you.
44:47Well, you're...
44:49You're good for me, too, I guess.
44:53I had closed myself off to everything.
44:59My life.
45:00My life.
45:01It was boring.
45:02No fun.
45:04I thought I wanted it that way.
45:06That is until I started fighting with you.
45:15Carly, I'm really sorry about everything.
45:18I'm sorry, too.
45:21Truth.
45:23For real, the son.
45:28Friends.
45:32No.
45:34I don't want to be your friend.
45:43I don't want to be your boyfriend.
45:48Boyfriend, huh?
45:51Guess I finally did make it to the big leagues.
45:59Hey!
46:00Woo!
46:01Oh, yeah!
46:03Yeah!
46:03Yeah!
46:04Yeah!
46:04Yeah!
46:04Woo, woo, woo, woo!
46:05Come on!
46:08Finally.
46:09So, does this mean you're going to be his good luck charm for the postseason?
46:14Maybe.
46:15What's in it for me?
46:18This.
46:20Yeah!
46:23We knew this.
46:45What a swing!
46:49Oh, my God.
46:55Who knew that was a good win.
47:04It's right after the postseason.
47:04Yeah, to Harley, our lucky charm.
47:12I could not have done it without you, Trouble.
47:25Now, if I'm not mistaken, we promised you something.
47:29And you know the Alpha house always pays its debts.
47:32I don't.
47:33Lights low, heartbeat sinking with the floor.
47:36You slide in, looking like trouble I can't ignore.
47:40Finger on my pulse, you know that's what you're doing every little move you make.
47:43Oh, wow, oh, it's happening.
47:45Oh, my God.
47:47Slow motion, skin on fire, like we're swimming in a potion.
47:50You say relax, but you pull me even closer.
47:53Guess you like the taste of making me come over.
47:56And I don't want to fight it.
47:58You spark it, I ignite it.
48:01Your hands nowhere to find it.
48:02We're past the point of hiding.
48:04You're my midnight medicine.
48:06Touch me once and I'm falling in.
48:08Got me drunk on adrenaline.
48:11Say the word and I'll let you in.
48:13Give me that dose, that depotence.
48:16Body talk is the evidence.
48:19Ow, ow.
48:21Oh, my God.
48:22Oh, my God.
48:22Say you're my midnight medicine.
48:25He rush.
48:26Feel it running down my spine.
48:28I don't mind getting lost if you don't want to find it.
48:30Whisper in my ear, tell me everything you're thinking.
48:33Pour it like a shot, let me taste what you're drinking.
48:35You trace my lips with the back of your finger.
48:38And every single touch just lingers and lingers.
48:41You spark like you invented desire.
48:43Yeah, you got a way of setting up.
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