00:04what happened to you we were rollerblading in Central Park he was checking out these two girls
00:08lost control and skated into a pretzel cart FYI soft pretzels not so soft we'll get cleaned up
00:17so what'd you do all day not a lot sat around doing nothing waiting for you what spa day oh
00:26oh my god we were supposed to spend the day together at the spa Val I totally forgot huh
00:31and yet on any given day you can remember which department store is giving away a free
00:36clinic bonus hey where are you going I can't the fighting I'm not fighting yeah but your voice
00:46it's heading into the danger tone stay here be brave look I just thought we've barely seen each
00:54other since you moved in I I just was looking forward to spending some time with you what
00:59there's no tone I think it's the calm before the tone look why don't we just go tomorrow
01:06because tomorrow I am stuck here all day waiting for the phone guy to come and install your line
01:12that's right can you make sure I get call waiting okay prepare for the tone no no no no wait
01:20why
01:20don't you two go to the spa tomorrow and I'll wait here for the phone guy that's perfect how's that
01:24sound I'll see if I can get us in the lady was not very happy with me when I canceled
01:29at the last
01:30minute her have a nice day I just don't think she meant it can you call them on the way
01:36to dinner and
01:37we're already late thank you so much I'm just glad the ugliness is over wait you're going to the spa
01:48tomorrow yeah well I thought you and Liz are going to the record store to get your picture checking with
01:52that guy from insane oh my god that's tomorrow Gary why didn't you say something before why didn't you
01:58say something before you let me plow onto that pretzel cart because that was funny just tell
02:05value do the spa thing some other time no I don't want her to think I'm flaking out on her
02:09again plus
02:10I want to go we'll have a great time so forget about the picture no I can't Liz and I
02:15have been
02:15taking pictures with celebrities ever since we saw Carrot Top come out of Bed Bath and Beyond
02:21look I have a picture with every member of NSYNC except for JC well he is the elusive one wait
02:29a
02:29second the spa and the record store like four blocks apart right so so if I time it out right
02:35I can sneak
02:36out get my picture taken with JC and be back before Val even knows I left that works I guess
02:41hey is
02:44that you and Noah Wiley yeah and I was this close to George Clooney but he freaked out why I'll
02:49come
02:49because I was this close to George Clooney
02:53I just want to say life wouldn't be the same here without you
03:00through the good amount of all that we've been through
03:07hold on to me and I'll return it for nothing left than all of me
03:13I'll never feel alone again as you walk beside me
03:34hi how may I help you today uh we have reservations for the all day paradise package ah Val and
03:41Holly Tyler
03:41oh yes you cancelled yesterday at the last minute it was all my fault I was rollerblading with a friend
03:49of
03:49mine and I totally forgot about it oh so it wasn't an emergency as I was told on the phone
03:54by you
03:58you are fun huh is this part of the paradise package excuse me
04:09that was rude pardon the whispering it was obviously about us so
04:17so if you've got a problem with us then just say it Holly like if I had a problem with
04:22you I wouldn't
04:23whisper it to my sister I'd just say hey Val what's up with Judy Attitudi
04:32you could have whispered it
04:39what's up Jeff
04:42uh Holly isn't here she's still at the spa
04:44oh I know but I got a monster project due at school tomorrow and my computer crashed you mind if
04:49I use
04:49this that doesn't work I tried logging on a little while ago I couldn't even get my email
04:54you've got mail how'd you do that what did you disable the fax line say you mean like cut it
05:05nah nah but don't feel bad I grew up with this stuff a lot of people your age have problems
05:09with the
05:09technology my age dude I'm only 10 years older than you oh you mean like a decade a nice use
05:20of dude though
05:23so you think I'm old no sir okay you may be younger than me but I'm still in better shape
05:32than you
05:32are oh you think so uh yeah I do I'll tell you what let's go down the block shoot a
05:40little one-on-one
05:40I can't I gotta wait here for the phone guy okay all right well maybe tomorrow you know because I
05:45got
05:46plenty of time do you
05:50okay that's it care to join the club what club the gun club
05:58count one two go
06:09all right hold up man I'm left-handed oh fine we'll go lefty then set yep
06:19yeah yeah what you think about that baby yeah
06:24okay wait a second it's a time this proves nothing we're gonna have to settle this another way all right
06:30how okay um uh having a senior moment
06:45oh my god your second toe is bigger than your big toe it is not it looks like the start
06:53of a whole new foot
06:56oh uh I'm sorry there's no food allowed in the treatment area oh sorry here you go
07:05heads up your massage room is ready great
07:14um hey val i was uh thinking i may skip my massage
07:21why just not into the whole being rubbed by a stranger thing i mean i get enough of that on
07:25the
07:25subway okay i thought we were gonna do everything together so we could talk well we will i'll get
07:32a mud bath and you'll get a massage and when we meet back we'll have twice as much to talk
07:35about
07:36um okay
07:41ow your freaky toe getting in the way
07:52tell me again why are we doing this as you get older one of the first things to go is
07:57hand eye
07:58coordination and as you can see i've still got reflexes like a panther it's open
08:07you uh wanted a phone line installed
08:12ha yes i win game over hey hey hey my ball flew off hey it's not whether you win or
08:19lose it's that i
08:20won and you lost but that's not fair life's not fair shut up you shut up excuse me is your
08:29mother home
08:32the phone line goes in that bedroom back there
08:37just admit it i won all right all right you won on a technicality now sit down before you fall
08:43and break
08:43a hip no no no no no no we're not gonna leave it like that if you're gonna go around
08:47saying i won
08:48on a technicality we're just gonna have to settle this another way well fine good all right well
08:53it's gotta be something tough yeah something only a man can handle but nothing involving spiders or clowns
09:05hey liz you at the record store is jc's cute in person cool oh no nothing i just got a
09:14spot on
09:14my shirt no it's not that noticeable okay see you in ten bye holly bell
09:22can i come in um shouldn't you be getting massaged my masseuse is running right i want to see you
09:30in
09:30the mud um coming in hey you having fun yeah kind of stinky oh see ya
09:46uh
09:55this is definitely noticeable
10:14What?! Haven't you heard? Mud is the new black? In six months, you'll all be wearing it!
10:20Liz! What happened to you? No time! Do you have the camera?
10:23Yes, it's right here, and I've been waiting for you for a half hour to keep on letting people cut
10:27in front of me.
10:28Are you ready now? Yes, uh, let's do this fast.
10:30Hi. Hi, JC. I'm Holly. I'm so incredibly glad to meet you.
10:35And I'm Liz. Yeah, she's also glad.
10:38Nice to meet you. Uh, you guys from New York?
10:41Oh, I am. Actually, I don't have time to chat.
10:45Actually, you didn't have time to take a shower, either.
10:49You're awesome.
10:51All right, can we have a picture with you real quick?
10:53Yeah, sure. Great.
10:57Wait, do I have anything on my teeth?
11:00Honey, it's the only place you don't have something.
11:03All right, let's, let's shoot it.
11:06Oh, wait, uh, I blinked. Can we do it again?
11:08Nope. You're even cuter in person.
11:12All right, Liz, call you later.
11:17I bet Justin doesn't have to do this.
11:26Excuse me. Just where do you think you're going?
11:30Back to my mud bath.
11:32I'm sorry. We have a strict no re-entry policy.
11:36Where does it say that?
11:38Right here. No re-entry.
11:44Look, I am trying to spend a nice day with my sister.
11:47Problem is, she's in there and I'm out here.
11:50So, would you please just give me a break?
11:53What should Judy Attitude-y do?
11:57Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
12:00What do you say we just put the past behind us and be friends?
12:03Could you please buzz me in?
12:05Happy to.
12:08Thank you, friend.
12:12Philip, would you please escort this young lady out?
12:16Sure.
12:17All right, lady. You just lost a friend.
12:20And it's too bad for you, because I throw really elaborate surprise parties.
12:26With piñatas!
12:34Wow. I'm impressed.
12:36Yep. Not bad for an old guy, huh?
12:38Oh, no, not you. The seats. It's so soft.
12:41Yep. 600 threat count. I bought them for Val's birthday.
12:49Well, that's it. We're out of seats.
12:54Excuse me. Phone lines are all set. Can I get a signature?
12:57Sure.
12:59Well, if you don't mind me asking, what's with all the little competitions?
13:03He called me old. Well, he said he was in better shape than me.
13:06So that's how you're gonna settle it? Battle balls and tearing sheets?
13:10Thumb war. Bring it.
13:12One, two, three, four. I declare thumb war.
13:16Guys, guys, guys!
13:18This isn't gonna prove anything.
13:20Listen, if you really want to settle this, I have a real competition for you.
13:23Well, what you got?
13:23It's the ultimate test. It involves speed, strength, endurance, maybe a little ice skating.
13:30No clowns, right? Or spiders.
14:00You're not gonna blow damage.
14:24what's happening mud masseuse i didn't order a mud bath massage um you want it
14:32we have a free drawing every day well in that case good
15:00try and go to your quiet place
15:06who's calling me in my quiet place oh i'm sorry i forgot to turn off my cell phone oh it's
15:11my
15:11fiance oh go ahead take it no i really shouldn't no it's fine go ahead okay thanks hi sweetie
15:22i thought we had plans tonight john how many times are you gonna pull this um should i no it's
15:30fine
15:30shut up look if you want to flush seven years down the freaking toilet just so you can go guzzle
15:37beer
15:37with your stupid friends then do it no do it do what i said
15:48how's that shoulder feeling
16:04what are you doing
16:08phase two um i get in here with you for uh better massage leverage
16:14oh well should i turn over so you can do my glutes no someone else comes in for that
16:23holly
16:26are you here for my glutes
16:29what holly what's going on who is this i'm sorry what
16:36oh my god where did you come from i'm calling the manager no wait don't do that assistance
16:44give me my foot holly give her her foot
16:47oh assistant oh this is what is the problem she's the problem in all my years of mud bathing this
16:58is
16:58the worst and i must say this is no way to treat a contest winner how did you get back
17:05in here back
17:06in where were you what is this uh that's mine let me see this why is there a picture of
17:14you and liz and
17:15who is this jc from nsync jc please take mrs boschwood to the steam room i am so sorry about
17:26this
17:29would you please tell me what the hell's going on here i'll tell you what's going on here that's
17:33okay i want to hear it from her well i kind of left for a while to meet liz and
17:38to get our picture
17:39taken with jc you left so all that stuff about you not wanting a massage was a lie thanks i've
17:47got this
17:50if you didn't want to spend the day with me why didn't you just say so i wanted to spend
17:53the day
17:54with you i also wanted to get that picture taken i didn't want you to think i was flaking out
17:58on
17:59you again you mean you didn't want me to find out you were flaking on me don't you think this
18:04is
18:04kind of selfish seriously okay this is unbelievable i know i made a huge mistake no i did i thought
18:15i could
18:15treat you like an adult but apparently you're still a brat lady you cannot call my sister a
18:21brat actually i can call anyone anything i like now you and the brat get out
18:31okay let's go
18:40okay
18:52Oh, come on.
19:01No!
19:05Nice.
19:11Still mad.
19:13Totally understandable.
19:21I really did have fun with you today.
19:23You mean the part of the day when you weren't sneaking out or running away?
19:28Well, the parts we did spend together were great.
19:31Remember all the laughs we had making fun of your giant toe?
19:34It is not that big.
19:36You could hitchhike with that thing.
19:41Can you see how much fun you're having now?
19:43You know, if you would have told me about the whole JC thing, I would have gone with you.
19:47Really? You'd want to meet JC?
19:49I'd want to hang out with you. Doing whatever. It doesn't matter.
19:53Except one of those carriage rides in the park. I can't deal with that bag under the horse.
19:58Sorry I wrecked our day.
20:00Just don't let it happen again, okay?
20:03Brad.
20:08Hi. Who are you?
20:10I installed your phone line.
20:13Well, isn't it customary for you to then leave?
20:17Yes, that is our policy.
20:22Where's Jeff?
20:23He should be back any second.
20:25Actually, you might want to step away from the door.
20:48We have a whistle and a winner.
20:51Yes, yes, that's right, that's right.
20:54Who's older now?
20:55Tell me, who's older now?
20:58You are.
21:02I need a nap.
21:21My mouth is.
21:42I need a nap.
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