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00:00:09For centuries, people have speculated on the possible existence of the civilization living in the center of the earth.
00:00:17Man has created countless myths concerning trolls, underground cities, and mole men.
00:00:23But could these legends have some basis in fact? Could there be an underground empire?
00:00:29And if there is, are they planning to conquer our world?
00:00:34Is there something sinister going on in the center of the earth? No one can really say.
00:01:03To be continued...
00:01:16To be continued...
00:01:19To be continued...
00:01:21To be continued...
00:03:12You incompetent twit!
00:03:14You're fired!
00:03:17Look, if your son wasn't so evil, he's sick.
00:03:22Mr. Bumble will hear from me about the cost of the damages,
00:03:25and you can be sure I'll never recommend a nanny from his agency to any of my friends.
00:03:32Come, William.
00:03:35Come, William.
00:04:20It didn't go well, Christina.
00:04:22No, Mrs. Wellington rang.
00:04:25My, was her kettle going.
00:04:29Is Mr. Bumble not yet?
00:04:31No, he was out all day.
00:04:33Well, at least I can resign before he fires me.
00:04:40Don't be too hard on yourself, Christina.
00:04:44Mrs. Wellington's gone through many governesses before you.
00:04:47At least you're still alive.
00:04:50It's not just that, Miss Ferry.
00:04:52I'm just not cut out to be a proper nanny.
00:04:55I mean, Mr. Bumble sent me out five times prior, and each time I've failed.
00:04:59Just not nanny material, I'm afraid.
00:05:02Give it one more chance, Christina.
00:05:05I'd love to, Miss Ferry.
00:05:08Being a nanny is all I've ever wanted to be, ever since I was a young girl.
00:05:13But I just have to face it.
00:05:15I'm just not any good.
00:05:17What will you do, then?
00:05:19Teach karate, I suppose.
00:05:26Nannies are us.
00:05:28Nannies for all occasions.
00:05:29May I help you?
00:05:30Hey, my name is Maddie Asher, and I'm personal manager to a lot of big stars.
00:05:35I need a nanny to fly to Hawaii today for a client of mine.
00:05:38This little Bernard needs to be cared for.
00:05:40Who was caring for little Bernard?
00:05:42Oh, he had a nanny.
00:05:43But she got torn apart by five pit bulls.
00:05:46Well, can you help me out and ship a nanny to Hawaii?
00:05:49What will you require in her?
00:05:52She's got to be British and, uh, cheap.
00:05:56I have the perfect nanny for you, Mr. Asher.
00:05:59No, she'll be leaving for Hawaii today.
00:06:03Oh, no.
00:06:06Oh, no.
00:06:07Oh, no.
00:06:48And now you're seeing a live shot by helicopter high in the sky of the recently erupted crater
00:06:53on Kalani, which erupted last week with a velocity of 200 miles per hour, just proving once
00:06:58again that by the nature...
00:07:00Yeah, I was watching that.
00:07:03Leave it alone, Brian.
00:07:13That's it.
00:07:14I'm throwing you to the apes.
00:07:15There are no apes in Hawaii.
00:07:18Yes, there are.
00:07:18Are not.
00:07:19You want to be the first to find out?
00:07:25Stop it!
00:07:28Stop it!
00:07:30Stop it!
00:07:32Stop it!
00:07:33Stop it!
00:07:34Stop it!
00:07:35Stop it!
00:07:38Yes, can I help you?
00:07:42Billy found, please.
00:07:44Room 607.
00:07:46Thanks.
00:07:57Hey, I hate to interrupt the punk music lovers, but here's an emergency announcement.
00:08:02Kilauea is giving off signs that it might erupt at any moment.
00:08:06Tourists are warned to stay clear and inhabitants of the slopes are being evacuated.
00:08:12Volcano Park is of course closed until further notice.
00:08:16And speaking of closings, don't miss the exciting rock review happened at night at 9 o'clock in Surf City,
00:08:24Shangri-La.
00:08:24Alright, I'm alright.
00:08:29Yeah, alright.
00:08:30Yeah, alright.
00:08:32Hurry up and buy those tickets because it'll probably be your last chance to see some of the great performance.
00:08:40And now for the game, do this sunny outside of 50 to 65.
00:08:50Mr. Fowle, I'm Christina, the nanny you requested.
00:08:59Come on, Johnny.
00:09:23Are you really a nanny?
00:09:28Yes, I am.
00:09:29I have my papers here to present.
00:09:31You don't look like a nanny.
00:09:33You don't look like one of my fans.
00:09:37Sorry, Mr. Fowle, but I've never actually heard of you before.
00:09:41Yeah, but that's the trouble.
00:09:42That is the trouble.
00:09:44Eight months ago, I was headed for the top.
00:09:46Now, I'm doing a revival concert here in Tropical Rock.
00:09:52What happened this way?
00:09:56Oh, call me Billy.
00:09:59I don't know what happened.
00:10:02People stopped buying my records.
00:10:04They stopped coming to my concerts.
00:10:06I suppose this concert is my last chance.
00:10:08If I don't catch on and get that record deal, I'll have to retire.
00:10:13Go back to what I was doing before.
00:10:15What was that?
00:10:15Teaching karate.
00:10:19You did want a nanny, didn't you?
00:10:22Now, look.
00:10:23Bernard needs a bath.
00:10:26So, I want you to take him over to this place.
00:10:34Mr. Fowle, this is for a dog bath.
00:10:37Sir?
00:10:38Bernard is a dog.
00:10:40Aren't you a dog?
00:10:42A dog is a good boy.
00:10:46Yes.
00:10:48And there we go.
00:10:50Sit.
00:10:50Sit.
00:10:51There's a good boy.
00:10:53Take this for a hand.
00:10:54And cover you up.
00:10:56There's a good chair.
00:10:57Yes.
00:10:59Now, hotel security is very tight.
00:11:01It's always keeping well covered up.
00:11:03Staff will freak if they see him.
00:11:05What's in that one?
00:11:07Dog biscuits.
00:11:08In case Bernard gets hungry.
00:11:11Right.
00:11:12There you are.
00:11:13What's the matter?
00:11:15I'm a nanny to a dog.
00:11:18Well, dogs need care too.
00:11:20Now, there you go.
00:11:22Now, remember, always keep him out of the sun.
00:11:26He hates daylight.
00:11:28It's just like his daddy.
00:11:30Well, go on then.
00:11:31Off you go.
00:11:38Brian, leave your sister alone.
00:11:40Stop it, you idiot.
00:11:41You're freaking around.
00:11:43Sarah?
00:11:45Luke?
00:11:46Sarah?
00:11:47Is she dead?
00:11:48No, of course not.
00:11:49Sarah?
00:11:50Why are you hitting me?
00:11:51She's not dead.
00:11:52Quiet.
00:11:53What's the matter?
00:11:54Sarah?
00:11:55Maybe she's brain dead.
00:11:57You realize you ruined a chance to be an Olympic diver.
00:11:59You know that, don't you?
00:12:01I gotta get out of here.
00:12:02Me too.
00:12:04Man, I should've went to Lauderdale with Lisa.
00:12:07Man, yeah.
00:12:19Help me.
00:12:20Can you get me a taxi, please?
00:12:22Sure.
00:12:27Mom, Dad, I'm surprised.
00:12:29Well, hello, Richard.
00:12:31Where are you kids going?
00:12:32I'm going for a ride.
00:12:33Oh, that's nice, Richard.
00:12:35We're going swimming.
00:12:36That's nice, Brian.
00:12:41I've got a frog in my throat.
00:12:43Sounds more like a dog.
00:12:44I'm surprised.
00:12:51Love.
00:12:54Don't go too far.
00:12:55Remember, we're having dinner together tonight.
00:13:00Help.
00:13:01There's a big tip in it for you.
00:13:03Will you get out of here?
00:13:10Get me to the cave.
00:13:16Sarah?
00:13:21Put it on my bill, will you?
00:13:25Ow!
00:13:27Why don't you watch where you're going?
00:13:29Move your bloody Jeep.
00:13:30English, huh?
00:13:32Really?
00:13:35Where's my basket?
00:13:37Didn't you want it in the Jeep?
00:13:39Idiot.
00:13:41Idiot.
00:13:42You idiot.
00:13:45Follow that Jeep.
00:13:49Boo!
00:13:50I was wondering when you were going to get here.
00:13:52You going to the cave?
00:13:53Just like every year.
00:13:55I got to close the park.
00:13:57Since when does that stop us?
00:13:58You too?
00:14:00Oh, man.
00:14:01Don't worry.
00:14:02The bad volcano's on the other island.
00:14:04Now sit down and hold on, okay?
00:14:16We're here.
00:14:18Come on.
00:14:19Come on.
00:14:20Come on.
00:14:21Let us go.
00:14:23Oh, shit.
00:14:23Someone's coming.
00:14:24Hurry up.
00:14:32What?
00:14:35You?
00:14:35You took my basket, thank you.
00:14:37What basket?
00:14:38The baby's basket.
00:14:40Right here.
00:14:42You feed your baby dog biscuits, do you?
00:14:44Not dog biscuits.
00:14:45They're mine.
00:14:49And it's not my baby.
00:14:51He's my brother.
00:14:55Now what are you doing?
00:14:56Can you take me back now, please?
00:14:57You?
00:14:58I'm not taking you anywhere.
00:14:59But I can't stay here.
00:15:01The taxi left.
00:15:02Next time, tell him to leave the meter running.
00:15:25The taxi left.
00:15:42Her name's Christina, by the way.
00:15:45I'm Brian.
00:15:45That's my sister, Sarah.
00:15:47And yours?
00:15:48Ringo.
00:15:49Ringo.
00:16:14Turn up.
00:16:19Hey, man, I told you we should have taken a left back there.
00:16:22Here is the cave.
00:16:24But it's just more rock.
00:16:26Come on in.
00:16:37Can you help with that?
00:16:39No.
00:16:40Okay.
00:16:50Don't go too far, sweet Pete.
00:16:53Here you are in one of the most beautiful places in the world.
00:16:56And you bring us to a cave.
00:16:58Oh, you'll change your minds as soon as your eyes adjust.
00:17:02How do you know about this place?
00:17:04I found it when I was Brian's age.
00:17:07I come to Hawaii every Christmas.
00:17:10So you're not from here?
00:17:11Of course not.
00:17:12No one's from Hawaii.
00:17:18Well, my eyes have adjusted.
00:17:21It looks the same to me.
00:17:23Can you take me back now?
00:17:26Leave us alone, please.
00:17:28Ha!
00:17:29Some baby.
00:17:31A dog.
00:17:32Your brother's a dog.
00:17:33He's not my brother.
00:17:35Your sister?
00:17:37I'm a nanny.
00:17:38They didn't tell me until I got here.
00:17:40Why are you keeping the baskets?
00:17:42The people I work for are very particular that he'd be kept comfortable.
00:17:46And out of the sun.
00:17:47Bernard!
00:17:48Bernard, come back here!
00:17:50Eat it!
00:17:52Sarah?
00:17:54Sarah?
00:17:56Don't go any further!
00:17:57What's the matter?
00:17:59Are you afraid to go after her yourself?
00:18:01No.
00:18:02Then go and get my dog.
00:18:04I want to go back.
00:18:05Listen, lovesy.
00:18:07How about your butler?
00:18:08You're certainly not a gentleman either.
00:18:11What about your sister?
00:18:13Yeah.
00:18:19Wait, I'm coming too.
00:18:27I don't want you for help.
00:18:28I don't know.
00:18:37Wait, I'm coming too late.
00:18:38I got a message to the moon.
00:18:39I got a message.
00:18:47Hang on.
00:18:48Let's go.
00:19:34God, it's just like the Alps.
00:19:36Magic mountain.
00:19:47I guess they have anything this far now.
00:19:50Sarah.
00:20:00Hey, look at this.
00:20:02Something's written here.
00:20:07Must be some of your American graffiti.
00:20:10No, no, can't be.
00:20:12I've never seen anything like this before.
00:20:14I think it's pointing somewhere.
00:20:16Are you an expert on graffiti, then?
00:20:19Maybe it's a dinosaur plane.
00:20:21No, definitely human.
00:20:23Someone's chisel at it.
00:20:25It looks like erosion to me.
00:20:27Most volcanoes are ignorance, you know.
00:20:29Are they paying you to use the dog after this?
00:20:32It's part of a good English education.
00:20:34Leave it in England.
00:20:36Too bad.
00:20:42Oh, quick.
00:20:43Come on, run, run, run, run.
00:20:53Let's go.
00:20:54Let's go.
00:21:00Sure, we are.
00:21:03Brian, take a second.
00:21:04Me, Rex.
00:21:09Sarah, go get help.
00:21:10Run, Sarah, run.
00:21:12I'm going to go get help.
00:21:29Next day, we'll find some help.
00:21:33Get out.
00:21:40Come on down.
00:21:42I'm stuck.
00:21:46You're not stuck.
00:21:48Just let go.
00:21:52Just fall, we'll catch you.
00:21:59God, you fall heavy.
00:22:34Hey, I think I found the way.
00:22:36Help!
00:22:37Help!
00:22:51I'm coming.
00:22:53Hang on.
00:22:59Mr. Lee, are you down here?
00:23:07Christina?
00:23:08Hi.
00:23:15Oh.
00:23:16Oh.
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:19What are you doing down here?
00:23:27Are you all right?
00:23:29See, it won't bit me.
00:23:33Probably just a scratch.
00:23:35Can you see anything?
00:23:40No.
00:23:43Look.
00:23:45What is it?
00:23:46Must be another dinosaur print.
00:23:49Hey, it's pouring through the waterfall.
00:23:51Hey, it's pouring through the waterfall.
00:23:52Whoever left us must have come this way, too.
00:23:54Do you think we'll find him?
00:23:56Do we want to?
00:23:58It's gone.
00:23:59Going where?
00:24:01Down.
00:24:02Down.
00:24:02Down.
00:24:02Are you nuts?
00:24:03Someone else must have done it.
00:24:05It must lead to a way out.
00:24:08Look.
00:24:08What if Mom and Dad come looking?
00:24:10Well, leave them a note.
00:24:34Well?
00:24:37Let's do it.
00:25:00Let's do it.
00:25:03Let's do it.
00:25:08As long as we follow this stream, we'll always find our way back.
00:25:12Stay close, brother.
00:25:14Stay close, Bernard.
00:25:21Stay close, Bernard.
00:25:24Why do you keep doing this?
00:25:25When I get back, I want something to show for all the trouble you've been pursuing through.
00:25:29What?
00:25:32Make me some copies from my term paper.
00:25:34From your life.
00:25:35I'm sending these to the Daily Mirror.
00:25:41Watch where you're pointing that thing.
00:25:44Mind where you're looking.
00:25:49Come on.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:56Hey, kid.
00:26:01You okay?
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:04Huh?
00:26:04Richard.
00:26:06Why the wall's gone?
00:26:09Bioluminescence.
00:26:10A fish see at the bottom of the ocean.
00:26:13Well, is he 101?
00:26:15No, I read it on a box of Cheerios.
00:26:17Oh, Cocoa Puffs, I think.
00:26:22Why don't we all get some sleep so we'll be well rested when the National Guard gets there in the
00:26:27morning.
00:26:37Get out of the sleep, Brian.
00:26:40Get out of the sleep.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48You okay?
00:26:49Hey.
00:26:51Hey.
00:26:55Hey!
00:27:14Oh my god.
00:27:45Oh my god.
00:27:58Hold on everybody, this is it.
00:27:59Home for a ride.
00:28:23Aren't we going to try and escape?
00:28:29Okay, if we're going to spend the rest of our lives together, we're going to make the best of it.
00:28:35Together.
00:28:36You and I down here forever.
00:28:38Don't be stupid.
00:28:46What?
00:28:48What?
00:28:49What?
00:28:50Oh, pudding cats.
00:28:53See?
00:28:55You're not too far from home.
00:29:08I just want to go home.
00:29:10Don't worry.
00:29:11We're going to get out of here.
00:29:11Even if I have to dig a hole to China, we're going to get out of here.
00:29:30I was a kid.
00:29:32I'm much older than Sarah.
00:29:34My daddy built me a tree house.
00:29:35Except that he was really busy.
00:29:37He had to find a way to get up there myself.
00:29:39And Brian wanted to come up in the tree house.
00:29:40I wouldn't help him.
00:29:43Because I was with my friends and I was doing the thing about being brothers.
00:29:46So my dad would sit me down and he'd say, you know, your brother's too small to get in
00:29:50that tree house.
00:29:50Are you going to help him?
00:29:52She'd say, see this?
00:29:54Because one thing right there, you can just break it really easy.
00:29:59Put two of them.
00:30:02Two of them together.
00:30:03You can't break it.
00:30:06You can't break it.
00:30:07You understand?
00:30:11Silly story.
00:30:19But I wish I could take you to that tree house now.
00:30:22I wish I could take you there away from all this.
00:30:28You just did?
00:30:31You got beautiful eyes.
00:30:48Shit, now what?
00:30:52Snakes!
00:30:53Not snakes.
00:30:55Just big worms.
00:30:58Oh!
00:30:59I say we go back now!
00:31:01We can't unless you have an elevator.
00:31:02Then let's go down!
00:31:04Down!
00:31:05We can't.
00:31:05Let's go down!クリアン!
00:31:30Brian, give me the canteen.
00:31:43It's empty.
00:31:46We can stop when we fill it.
00:31:49Oh, no, we've lost the stream.
00:31:51I couldn't have.
00:31:53I saw it this morning.
00:31:54Has it been that long?
00:31:59So what do you suggest we do now?
00:32:02He's got the right idea.
00:32:03Maybe we should just get some rest.
00:32:05Too bad he can't find water.
00:32:08Wait.
00:32:09Baby, want a drink?
00:32:11Brian, have you still got his empty bottle?
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:13Give it to me quick.
00:32:17It's all gone.
00:32:19No more.
00:32:21No more.
00:32:23Baby, find his own.
00:32:26Come on.
00:32:29See?
00:32:30Hang on.
00:32:34Maybe it's just a gopher.
00:32:36Let's find out.
00:32:36Brian, let me have the knife.
00:32:38You can get it dirty.
00:32:40Just hand it over.
00:32:49What do you want to do?
00:32:50Break the blade?
00:32:51There's no water under there, man.
00:32:53Could be underground.
00:32:54I thought we were underground.
00:32:55We're probably right under the ocean by now.
00:33:00Something's moving in here.
00:33:02Maybe it is a gopher.
00:33:03A big one.
00:33:07No, it's warm.
00:33:08It's warm.
00:33:11Oh!
00:33:12No, it's warm.
00:33:13No, it's warm.
00:33:15No.
00:33:15No, it's warm.
00:33:16No, it's warm.
00:33:16I'm going to get a picture.
00:33:18No, it's warm.
00:33:19No, it's warm.
00:33:19What?
00:33:20It's turning into water.
00:33:22We can drink it down.
00:33:23Yeah!
00:33:27Ah!
00:34:02Did you want to say something?
00:34:05You have the most dog I've ever seen.
00:34:07I mean, the nicest dog I've ever seen.
00:34:09He's not lying.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:14He taught him.
00:34:15I mean, how to be nice.
00:34:17I met him the day I met you.
00:34:19So I know you both about the same.
00:34:22Can't you take a compliment?
00:34:33Brian, what is your brother doing?
00:34:35He's brushing his teeth.
00:34:37Next.
00:34:43What's that?
00:34:45What's what?
00:34:47I heard something.
00:34:55I think you're just getting used to the sound of my echo.
00:35:01No, it was prettier than that.
00:35:05I hear it too.
00:35:10I think we're just imagining this.
00:35:16Come on.
00:35:23But we just got here.
00:35:25I mean, it's nice.
00:35:26We're having to do this.
00:35:28What are we doing here?
00:35:32Do it here?
00:35:34Do it here?
00:35:35Do it here.
00:36:03Transcription by CastingWords
00:36:34I need to have a rest.
00:36:49Where's Brian?
00:36:55Brian?
00:36:55He's probably just reading one of his comics again.
00:36:57But he was right behind me.
00:37:05Brian?
00:37:10Brian?
00:37:18Brian?
00:37:19Brian!
00:37:22Brian!
00:37:46Brian?
00:37:48Brian?
00:37:50Brian?
00:37:54Brian?
00:37:56Brian?
00:38:26Brian?
00:38:34Brian?
00:38:39Brian?
00:38:57Brian?
00:38:58Brian?
00:39:08Brian?
00:39:11Brian?
00:39:14Brian?
00:39:15Brian?
00:39:18Brian?
00:39:23Brian?
00:39:27Brian?
00:39:28Brian?
00:39:30Brian?
00:39:31Brian?
00:39:31Brian?
00:39:53Brian?
00:39:57Brian?
00:40:00Brian?
00:40:00Brian?
00:40:15Brian?
00:40:18Brian?
00:40:20Brian?
00:40:28Brian?
00:40:36Brian?
00:40:40Brian?
00:40:41Brian?
00:40:41Brian?
00:40:53Brian?
00:41:23Brian?
00:41:33Brian?
00:41:49Brian?
00:41:50Brian?
00:42:19Brian?
00:42:32Brian?
00:42:38Brian?
00:42:47Brian?
00:42:50Brian?
00:43:00Brian?
00:43:01Brian?
00:43:01I wouldn't be asking.
00:43:03You're in Atlantic City.
00:43:08New Jersey?
00:43:11No.
00:43:12In the center of the earth.
00:43:31In the center of the earth.
00:43:34In the center of the earth.
00:43:35In the center of the earth.
00:43:36In the center of the earth.
00:43:36All right.
00:43:37Um, look, you better explain this to me real slow.
00:43:42Oh, yes.
00:43:43And then you can tell me something about the earth.
00:43:44There's something about the surface world.
00:44:22It's much bigger than the Exodus.
00:44:36So, I mean you look good about going moves Deborah and gubbets andkien然 as I know its number
00:44:57Brian!
00:45:00Brian!
00:45:05Brian!
00:45:07Attention!
00:45:09You are in the Atlantis Wasteland Restricted Area.
00:45:13All citizens are prohibited from entering.
00:45:18I repeat, this is a restricted area.
00:45:22Trespassers will be punished by death and a large fine.
00:45:30A reminder to all employees that Professor Galvo's transports to the circus project.
00:45:35Security wishes to remind you that any discussion of the work being done here is strictly forbidden and punishable by
00:45:41death.
00:45:42Thank you. Have a good day.
00:45:56Oh, there you are, Professor!
00:46:06You can save time if you just do it my way, Professor.
00:46:10It's the modern technique for atomic recumbulation.
00:46:12Your style is outdated and of the Stone Age variety.
00:46:17I am an old cranky professor and I work in an old cranky way.
00:46:21Are you implying that your technique and knowledge are superior to our advanced Atlantean Science Professor?
00:46:28I am saying that my method works, but most of all, this is my project!
00:46:49General Rai Kahn!
00:46:53You honor us with your braise arms!
00:46:57Is the progress on the transporter to the surface world going well, Professor?
00:47:02It's progressing, General.
00:47:05Are we on schedule?
00:47:07Oh, it could be if Professor Galvo would accept modern scientific atomic reconstruction.
00:47:12It's either my way or no way!
00:47:15Where's Consul Crassus?
00:47:17He's in charge here.
00:47:18I want to speak to him.
00:47:20I don't like all these changes and talks of schedules.
00:47:23I never had an agreement like that with him.
00:47:26He promised me freedom and funding.
00:47:29Money is tight, Professor.
00:47:31The economy is sluggish.
00:47:33And we cannot go on subsidizing your research forever.
00:47:37I want to talk to Crassus.
00:47:39You cannot see Crassus now.
00:47:41He's having his hair done.
00:47:44In Lemuria.
00:47:46You'll have to deal with me now.
00:47:48Well, I don't like you.
00:47:50And I certainly detest him.
00:47:55Why do you dislike us, Professor?
00:47:59What have we done to gain your animosity?
00:48:02I think you're going to use my transporter to the surface
00:48:05to send your army to conquer the surface of the Earth.
00:48:11Ridiculous.
00:48:12Ridiculous.
00:48:13Then why is he trying to convince me
00:48:15to make a cargo hold for older tanks?
00:48:20It will be our gift to the aliens, Professor.
00:48:25Now, I want this transporter competing within one month.
00:48:31Or else.
00:48:32General Rykov, this old man will stun us both soon.
00:48:36Because of the failure of his earlier news conference,
00:48:39Lord Over has decided to deliver his annual State of the City speech next week.
00:48:44It's eagerly awaited as a major announcement concerning the alien situation.
00:48:49General, Lord Over has moved up his speech.
00:48:54Do you think he suspects what we're up to?
00:48:57No, I think the pressure for an official response to the rumors is forcing this speech.
00:49:01We have little time left, Tola.
00:49:05Do you have a good, believable alien yet?
00:49:10We're close, General.
00:49:13Dangerously close.
00:49:19Hello.
00:49:21I think I'm a bit lost.
00:49:24Have I wandered into your amusement park or something?
00:49:29You are an alien, aren't you, dear?
00:49:32Well, yeah, I suppose I am.
00:49:34But I've got a work visa coming from the embassy next week.
00:49:36So that'll be all right.
00:49:42Well, won't it?
00:49:44Whereabouts are we going?
00:49:45I don't think this is necessary.
00:49:48It's not very comfortable either.
00:49:50Just relax.
00:49:53General, where do we take her?
00:49:55General.
00:49:56Take her to the warehouse, Tola.
00:49:59I'll meet you then.
00:50:10Well, Atlantis does sound pretty weird.
00:50:12Oh, it's getting very weird.
00:50:15I would normally sell you.
00:50:17Aliens were very valuable in Atlantis a little while ago.
00:50:21But now the government arrests anyone who has any information about aliens.
00:50:27It's very dangerous to have you with me.
00:50:34So how come you're helping me and Bernard out?
00:50:36I don't know.
00:50:37I like things from the surface world.
00:50:40I collect them.
00:50:42You can see my house.
00:50:44I got many things from your world.
00:50:47Come on.
00:50:53Fast photo here again with yet another marvelous product from GovCo, the corporation of your government.
00:51:05We can love each other so hard that nothing is going to keep us apart.
00:51:10Can we make a baby?
00:51:14Possible existence of aliens.
00:51:19Can we go out and look at your world?
00:51:22I mean, as long as I'm here, I'd like to see Atlantis.
00:51:27No.
00:51:28No, it's too dangerous.
00:51:32What's that?
00:51:33Oh, it's a beach.
00:51:37It's so bright.
00:51:39And all the fluid.
00:51:42This is the surface world?
00:51:44Yeah.
00:51:46Sunrise brings a relaxing moment for the natives before the early morning planes arrive full of tourists.
00:51:51This is the ship.
00:51:55Ah.
00:52:00If I can help you find your way home to the surface, will you take me home with you, Brian?
00:52:09What, to my house?
00:52:14Sure.
00:52:17My parents are pretty cool about that stuff.
00:52:21I'll be right back.
00:52:23I think I might be able to find a way to get you home.
00:52:26But don't move from here, though.
00:52:28It's very dangerous for you in Atlantis.
00:52:32The soldiers and the fat ladies could easily find you.
00:52:37Even you could have trouble with the fat ladies, Bernard.
00:52:47Let's see, is it Professor Galva who's the machine to the surface?
00:53:14You are in Sector 100.
00:53:17Sector 100.
00:53:19A reminder that temp body converters will be a must later today, as a ripple of low pressure will travel
00:53:25through the pressurized zone.
00:53:27Sector 100.
00:53:29Sector 100.
00:53:31Sector 100.
00:53:31Attention, citizens of Atlantis.
00:53:33Lord Over has declared martial law due to unrest and anarchy in the city.
00:53:39All rights and liberties are suspended.
00:53:42Speaking out against Lord Over or the government is punishable by immediate death.
00:53:52Citizens, General Rykoff and her police request all citizens with slab ID clearance to leave Sector 1.
00:53:59That's right.
00:53:59Please leave the area at once.
00:54:03Failure to do so will result in your violent death.
00:54:06Thank you for your cooperation.
00:54:11Tonight, we have a line-up of matches that is sure to satisfy your lust.
00:54:20Remember, anything goes.
00:54:24And only one walks out.
00:54:34Bazzi!
00:54:35I've been looking for you.
00:54:38Do you know where Professor Gelber or Good Man is?
00:54:44Excuse me.
00:54:45Where exactly are we?
00:54:46Unreasonable executions will be the law.
00:54:50Do whatever the police request of you, or you will be killed.
00:54:53Martial law is now in effect.
00:55:05Excuse me.
00:55:06Visitors to Atlantis are required to report to the nearest police checkpoint upon their arrival.
00:55:18Citizens of the great city-state of Atlantis must be prepared to show slab cards upon demand.
00:55:25Citizens visiting from Lemuria, Middle-earth, Hades, or Asgard must report to government house or visas.
00:55:33And please take time to learn the city's newest laws.
00:55:36Your life can depend on it.
00:55:39Govko, we inform you of what we know you need to know.
00:55:42Where is the liaison from the temple at the back?
00:55:43Govko.
00:55:43I am leaving room.
00:55:52I am leaving room.
00:55:56I am leaving room.
00:55:59You are leaving room.
00:56:04You are leaving room.
00:56:08You are leaving room.
00:56:11I am leaving.
00:56:22All's well, General.
00:56:24It seems that we have three subjects who are very close in every way to the original alien.
00:56:30One, the sacramism.
00:56:31It may not be necessary at all, Supervisor.
00:56:35But, General, we've worked very hard to create a perfect duplicate.
00:56:40But why duplicate when we have a real alien?
00:56:45She's not an alien.
00:56:47She doesn't even look like Wonder Sacramism.
00:56:50Nevertheless, she is still an alien.
00:56:58You can meet me at Government House.
00:57:00I'll decide on my own how I will be exposing Lord Elba.
00:57:06Go ahead, Tola.
00:57:11Remember, second-class citizens,
00:57:14Truths must not use respirators designated for humans.
00:57:19This is punishable by death.
00:57:21Thank you for your continued cooperation.
00:57:36Martial law has been declared by the government.
00:57:39The police have absolute authority.
00:57:42Civil liberties are suspended.
00:57:45Planted for unreasonable executions will be the norm.
00:57:48Do whatever the police request of you, or you will be killed.
00:57:52Martial law is now.
00:57:58Oh, wow.
00:57:59I'm born.
00:58:01Really?
00:58:02I'm from L.A.
00:58:04Where we've had a group.
00:58:05I think we're so weird to play.
00:58:07Are you born?
00:58:08I'm born.
00:58:10I'm born.
00:58:11I'm so weird to play.
00:58:14I'm so weird to play.
00:58:15I'm so weird to play.
00:58:17Are you born?
00:58:18Whoa, I'm really born.
00:58:22My dear, you have such exquisite skin and excellent follicles.
00:58:28My brunocat will look simply smashing on you.
00:58:30Now, there might be a slight minor bit of pain when I live into the hairpiece to your skull.
00:58:34With your grief and shame.
00:58:35A little bit of agony, don't you, anyway?
00:58:38It only hurts.
00:58:42So, what are you trying to do here?
00:58:45Give her the tour.
00:58:47Is it wise?
00:58:49It's on the way to the cell.
00:58:53It's your pension, Tola.
00:58:56Yes.
00:59:04The applicants are sent here by talent agents from all over the city.
00:59:09And we decide whether they are suitable.
00:59:12Suitable for what?
00:59:14To become exact wonder sacanism replicas.
00:59:22They are washed and dressed for the transformation process.
00:59:30Their skin is dyed, the perfect alien shade, and they are stretched to wonder sacanism's exact height.
00:59:47And this is where we teach them to think and speak like wonder sacanism.
00:59:55Who's wonder sacanism?
00:59:57And why are these girls being made to look like her?
00:59:59They will be wonder sacanism.
01:00:01They will be wonder sacanism.
01:00:03They will be wonder sacanism.
01:00:04Wanda was the first alien ever to reach our world.
01:00:07She became quite notorious.
01:00:09But why duplicate them?
01:00:11Let's just say General Rykov is planning to save Atlantis.
01:00:16General Rykov didn't exactly seem the type to care about the welfare of the citizens.
01:00:21We all have our ambitions.
01:00:23Yes.
01:00:25Mine's become a bit muddled, though.
01:00:27All I had to do was take Bernard for a bath.
01:00:30Now I find myself in the center of the earth, and I haven't got a clue where the dog is.
01:00:35What's a dog?
01:00:38They're pets.
01:00:40They're small with big ears and a lot of hair.
01:00:42We have them here in Atlantis.
01:00:44We call them trolls.
01:00:48He's doing that all wrong.
01:00:50Goodbye.
01:00:52Here.
01:00:58See?
01:01:00Like that.
01:01:08Oh, wow.
01:01:10Tell me more about your world and how you came to be here.
01:01:15Well, I was searching for Brian, this boy I met.
01:01:18Well, the brother of the boy I met, actually.
01:01:20He's your boyfriend?
01:01:22No.
01:01:23Just a rather strange American teenager.
01:01:25I fell down a pit looking for him.
01:01:28Ended up here in the center of the earth.
01:01:30Then you're not seeing anyone right now.
01:01:33Well, why are you so interested?
01:01:38Research.
01:01:38Citizens, General Rykoff and her police request all citizens with slab ID clearance to leave Sector 100.
01:01:47Please leave the area at once.
01:01:49Failure to do so will result in your violent death.
01:01:54Thank you for your cooperation.
01:01:57Are you seeing anyone?
01:02:00Only the general, and she's too busy planning conquests.
01:02:04General Rykoff wants to conquer my world.
01:02:07That was a silly.
01:02:08There'll be a war.
01:02:14Visitors to Atlantis are required to report to the nearest police checkpoint upon their arrival.
01:02:22Citizens of the great city-state of Atlantis must be prepared to show slab cards on demand.
01:02:29Citizens visiting from Lemuria, Middle Earth, Hades, or Asgard must report to government house for peace.
01:02:36And please take time to learn the city's newest laws.
01:02:40Your life will depend on you.
01:02:43GovGo.
01:02:43We inform you of what we know you need to know.
01:02:47Sector 100.
01:02:49I will find you that you have to find what is going to be a must-flame today.
01:02:53As a ripple of low pressure will travel through the pressure lines, sir.
01:02:58Sector 100.
01:02:59Sector 100.
01:03:00Attention all whores and nose, who suffer from annoying hair lice.
01:03:06Try nice nose lice.
01:03:29I have found a friend of yours.
01:03:32A girl alien named Christina.
01:03:35She's been captured by General Rykoff and the government.
01:03:40She's been captured by General Rykoff.
01:03:40What about my brother, Richard?
01:03:42No, nothing about him.
01:03:44You sure they didn't capture a quasi-hunky guy, not terribly bright, with a real obnoxious personality?
01:03:50No, no alien like that.
01:03:52Just a girl.
01:03:53I think she's in great danger.
01:03:56Let's go.
01:03:57Wait, where do you think you're going?
01:03:59To save her.
01:04:00Impossible.
01:04:01Why?
01:04:03She's been kept in a secret warehouse by General Rykoff
01:04:06and his meanest and toughest soldiers.
01:04:09And they've got many weapons.
01:04:11Ow.
01:04:35There are too many rumors about aliens existing.
01:04:38Somehow I must have stopped you.
01:04:40Especially since it seems one or two may have actually entered the city.
01:04:44I believe the aliens are spies being sent down to report my capabilities, Lord Over.
01:04:49We must mobilize for war and must launch a massive retaliation.
01:04:53Look.
01:04:55I understand your paranoia, General Rycock.
01:04:58And you could be right.
01:04:59But it's important that Atlantis not learn of the aliens until the right time.
01:05:04I will go on TV and insist there are no aliens.
01:05:13And the smell of freshly cut grass.
01:05:16And the warmth of the springtime sun.
01:05:21That's what's waiting on the surface.
01:05:24Beauty and peace.
01:05:25Hey, ladies.
01:05:26How are people equal, trolls and humans?
01:05:29In most of the world.
01:05:31There are still places where bad people still live, but that's all changing.
01:05:37And there are no wars or fighting.
01:05:40And I'm afraid there's still a bit of that too.
01:05:43There's a lot of hope in the future.
01:05:46That's why you must come to the surface in peace.
01:05:49Start the relationship off on the right foot.
01:05:52There's much we can do together.
01:05:54Perhaps the general is wrong.
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:00Rycock, this is Bodine down in the cloning lab.
01:06:02Yes.
01:06:02Sir, I think we have a serious situation here.
01:06:05Yes.
01:06:06An alien is brainwashing Tola and the others.
01:06:08No.
01:06:09She's telling them about the surface.
01:06:11No.
01:06:12About how peaceful and beautiful it is.
01:06:14No.
01:06:15Better get down here before it's too late.
01:06:21What are the chances of going back with you, Christina?
01:06:25First, I've got to work out how to get back up.
01:06:28That's no problem, Professor Galva's transporter.
01:06:31Get you up.
01:06:33Who is going where, Tola?
01:06:38What is going on here?
01:06:42Christina was just teaching us about the surface world, General.
01:06:46I have told you everything you need to know about the surface world.
01:06:49You didn't tell us about flowers or sea breezes or butterflies.
01:06:55Or about warm summer days.
01:06:57Oh, the temptations.
01:06:59You certainly didn't tell us about the National Basketball Association.
01:07:02Enough.
01:07:06I do not have to explain everything.
01:07:08I only give orders.
01:07:10Lord Over has moved his speech up again.
01:07:12Chain this alien and bring her to the video chambers.
01:07:14I'll use her to destroy Lord Over.
01:07:17Or to take over Atlantis.
01:07:20No.
01:07:23You're changing, Tola.
01:07:27You're changing, Carla.
01:07:33Keep wearing.
01:07:34Be careful.
01:07:36This is no problem.
01:07:43You!
01:07:45Execute, Tola!
01:07:47Now!
01:07:49But why attack us?
01:07:51The people from the surface are peaceful.
01:07:52Ah .
01:07:59And you!
01:08:02Ah!
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:11Ah!
01:08:12Ah!
01:08:13Ah!
01:08:14Ah!
01:08:14Ah!
01:08:14Hit it, Cenk!
01:08:15Hit it!
01:08:16Ah!
01:08:17Ah!
01:08:19I'm gonna be coming!
01:08:52Let's go.
01:09:24Please stand by for an important news bulletin.
01:09:29Now, ladies and gentlemen, live from the centre of the earth, Consul Triton Crassus,
01:09:34who, with the retirement of Lord Over, is the new...
01:09:37What is he?
01:09:39He's the new Lord-Elect of Atlantis.
01:09:47We come to you in peace, and in the interests of tourism and investment opportunities.
01:09:57We feel Atlantis has much to offer you.
01:10:02To open trade and communications with you, the people of the surface,
01:10:07we, the people of the centre of the earth,
01:10:10agree to accept as your first ambassador, Wanda Sack-Nuson.
01:10:20We'd also like to take this opportunity to announce
01:10:24that our national hero, Lieutenant Tola, and his bride, Christina,
01:10:30will be our first ambassadors to your world.
01:10:39To commemorate this event,
01:10:41we have invited the most popular star of our two worlds
01:10:44to perform a song especially written for the occasion.
01:10:50Ladies, gentlemen, and trolls,
01:10:54Billy and the Wonders.
01:13:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:41Yeah, yeah.
01:14:58Yeah, yeah.
01:15:28Yeah, yeah.
01:15:59Yeah, yeah.
01:16:28Yeah, yeah.
01:16:58Yeah, yeah.
01:17:55Yeah, yeah.
01:18:00Yeah, yeah.
01:18:53Yeah, yeah.
01:19:14Yeah, yeah.
01:19:44Yeah, yeah.
01:20:08Yeah, yeah.
01:20:27Yeah, yeah.
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