00:00Why you gotta do this?
00:02Did y'all fuckin' make puppies?
00:04Oh, bitch!
00:07Nah, this top flight security here, Dad.
00:10What? That's my dad, motherfucker. That's your dad.
00:14I know it, boy. I know it.
00:15I can't get a...
00:18Help me. Don't you got fuckin' lines or something?
00:20No. Yeah, you got lines. About Santa Claus.
00:23Oh, that's alright.
00:25We should cut, huh?
00:27No, let's do them right here.
00:31No, I'm dirty!
00:36I want him to be on the run so he can lose some weight.
00:40What? What?
00:42I don't know what I was saying, Craig.
00:51Every dime, shit.
00:53About how much rent money was it?
00:54About $400.
00:55$400.
00:56Nah, nah, $600.
00:58Give it to us again, Michael. Get ready for the cure. Here we go.
01:01I'm trying to see what that be like, man.
01:04Look, bein' that...
01:06You know what I'm talking about, man?
01:08Can I buy none of that bullshit, man?
01:10My fucking money is out of time.
01:14What am I gonna do with this motherfucker?
01:16I fucked up my life, man.
01:19No, see, see, you a jolly fat white guy.
01:21Me? He was way...
01:24You're positive he was dressed like...
01:26My rent money, man!
01:27My rent money, is that what you just said?
01:30Man, go sit your bitch ass down.
01:32We in a whole nother part of the scene.
01:35Shit.
01:36Damn.
01:36He took everything, officer.
01:38My rent money, man!
01:40My rent money, man!
01:41Where'd I supposed to go?
01:43He took everything, officer.
01:45He took my CD player.
01:47I mean...
01:48Fuck you, man.
01:49He took...
01:50He took everything, officer.
01:53He took presents, CD player...
01:57You guys got a big pile of shit in the middle of your bed back there.
02:00You might want to do something about that.
02:06Merry Christmas.
02:09You got a big pile of dog shit in the middle of your bed back there?
02:12You might want to check that out.
02:17Why you always coming up here harassing us with that shit?
02:20Smelling like old wolf pussy.
02:22You don't even own this place.
02:23No, you just the manager.
02:25And I'm going to manage to evict you again.
02:31Nigga.
02:32You know there wasn't no security when you moved in here.
02:36And now I done forgot the next line.
02:42You little bitch.
02:47That's horse shit.
02:50Ah, you ugly motherfuckers.
02:55Well, you better.
02:56Cause I'm not taking no more excuses from you toenail biting bitches.
03:00You hear me?
03:02Tell your fine sweet dick daddy that I farted, that I said, ah, you motherfucking, you farted, didn't you?
03:21See, either, either you gonna come see.
03:25You gonna what?
03:27I'm fucking you up, man.
03:31I don't want to see him.
03:38I'm yeah, fuck.
03:50Fuck you down.
03:52What the fuck you doing here?
03:53What the fuck you doing here?
03:56Did you hear that?
04:00Okay!
04:05Mama's not playing.
04:07Oh, my parents, my parents.
04:10She's having a knife.
04:13Hey, look here, player.
04:14I'm sorry about your situation,
04:16but I got to go pee-pee, baby.
04:17Shoot. I got to go pee-pee.
04:21Nigga, are you serious?
04:23I ain't lying.
04:24Oh, shit.
04:26Pink!
04:29Good!
04:36Yeah.
04:38If you smell what the pimp is cooking.
04:42Oh, okay.
04:44Yo, Craig. Hey, mother fuck you late.
04:47How about to fuck both these bitches?
04:58what is this motherfucker doing hey look get y'all fat asses up get out here
05:06the party is over and if we have to come here again somebody's going to jail period
05:11man suck a fat baby's balls man this is our house
05:17damn give me two minutes i ain't even hit it yet two minutes
05:20come on no god damn
05:27i think it's hard i really can't get up for real
05:39it smells like shit back here
05:44god damn
05:52come on man you can do that i don't want to do that shit pinky too
05:55is it merry christmas from pinky i ain't playing
05:58nigga
05:58nigga always shaking around with that pinky shake shit
06:09jerry curl weird motherfucker
06:12knock up
06:14yeah boy
06:24you
06:24you
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06:30you
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