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00:00Niggas know they gotta chill, I pull out the toilet, I might pop for real, I've been running
00:07bad like I got the steel.
00:10What's going down, Clutch?
00:11What?
00:12What up?
00:12What up?
00:12What up?
00:13It's your boy, Dup.
00:13It's your boy, Ross.
00:14And we are in the Clutch.
00:16Ay.
00:16Back at y'all boys on another video, you feel me?
00:18Hi, man.
00:20The best of bad acting.
00:23So, before we get into this video, I gotta shout this person out.
00:27Before we actually get into the video and the shout out, make sure y'all go to the
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00:46And yeah, we wouldn't be promoting if it wasn't real.
00:50Shout out to Don't Love Polo.
00:52He sent this to me.
00:53He's actual, he actually dances, you know what I'm saying?
00:56So, he sent this to me after he was like, yo, we need to link up for a session.
01:00So, I can't wait to link up with him for a dance session.
01:03But, he also was like, yo, I'm subscribed to the channel.
01:05Love y'all content.
01:06I got a video.
01:07I think you guys will like.
01:09And we gotta check this out.
01:11And like you said at the beginning of the video, the best of bad acting.
01:14Yeah.
01:15There's been some movies where you're like, yo, this legit.
01:19It's garbage.
01:20It's like, yo, what's happening right now?
01:23What am I watching?
01:24What?
01:25I'm not an actor.
01:26You know what I'm saying?
01:27I mean, I am.
01:27So, I know.
01:29Well, I'm not an actor.
01:30But some of the stuff we've seen just over the time, you be like, I could have did 10 times
01:36the job that they did.
01:37You know what I'm saying?
01:38All right.
01:38So, we're going to check it out.
01:39We're going to turn this into a try not to laugh.
01:41Because I have a feeling it's going to be funny.
01:44And I'm a goofy ass individual at times.
01:46So, this is, it's going to be hard, man.
01:48So, make sure y'all try not to laugh as well.
01:50Join us.
01:50You feel me?
01:51Join us in our pain.
01:52Join us.
01:54Agony.
01:55And try not to laugh as well.
01:57Let's get into this mud.
01:58All right.
01:59And then the ninja.
02:00Nice.
02:01Nice.
02:10Come.
02:13Really, bro?
02:14Tell me.
02:15Why'd you kill a master?
02:16Tell me.
02:16Ninja Commandments.
02:18Who told you that?
02:19You're lying just to save your life.
02:22There's only one way to prove my innocence.
02:24No!
02:26No!
02:31Why are they talking so fast in English?
02:34Like it's Chinese.
02:36Why did he look at the camera, bro?
02:37Why did he look at the camera?
02:39Please!
02:41You know how they do, like, the Japanese?
02:44Why are they talking like that in English?
02:47We're home at 33-7.
02:53There's only one way to prove my innocence.
02:56No!
03:02It's like a release.
03:04Trust me!
03:05It was Stuart Gordon.
03:08Avenge our master!
03:10Please!
03:14Here they come!
03:23This not real, bro.
03:25This can't be real.
03:27This can't be real, bro.
03:29We about to Google this.
03:30We about to Google this.
03:32We doing this live.
03:33Because I need to know if this is a real movie.
03:35Bird-demic?
03:38Bird-d...
03:41This is real, bro.
03:43This is a real movie.
03:45No!
03:47Oh!
03:49This is a 2010, bro.
03:51Why is this...
04:02This thing I didn't spit in heel kick.
04:08This thing I didn't spit in heel kick.
04:14Shut up, bro.
04:15Shut up, shut up.
04:16I ain't even see it yet.
04:21Oh, bro.
04:23Oh, bro.
04:25I wanna know...
04:26No, this is part two.
04:27Oh, my God.
04:29Somebody cleared this for...
04:32I wanna know how much these niggas got paid.
04:34Somebody cleared this for part two.
04:39Somebody cleared it for part two.
04:40Look, we was looking at part one.
04:42We only wanted it in.
04:43That came out of 2010.
04:44Look.
04:45I'm only...
04:46We...
04:47That was the worst fighting...
04:51Did they have hangers?
04:53I don't know.
04:56I don't know.
04:56What did they get hangers from, bro?
04:58I don't know.
04:59What?
05:00Then here they come.
05:03Bro, these...
05:04The CGI.
05:06They were just sitting there, bro.
05:10What was it doing?
05:11My head hurt.
05:17This is part two.
05:27Bitch slap 97.
05:30The bitch is back, baby.
05:35Hurts, doesn't it?
05:37Having someone you love taken away.
05:39It wasn't her fault, Camaro.
05:41Fuck you.
05:42It was all her fault.
05:44I have nothing.
05:46No.
05:47Nothing.
05:49It's all because of her.
05:51My husband is having an affair with your wife.
05:55I don't think we should talk about it.
05:58Yes, you're prepared to kill them.
06:00Oh, man.
06:02Oh, God.
06:03Oh, man.
06:04Oh, God.
06:05Oh, man.
06:06Oh, God.
06:07Oh, man.
06:08Oh, God.
06:09Oh, man.
06:10Oh, God.
06:17We're not going to make it, bro.
06:19I've already failed.
06:21I'm not going to make it, bro.
06:22Oh, man.
06:24Oh, man.
06:25Oh, man.
06:32Wait.
06:33Does that count?
06:34Yes, it does.
06:36Yes, it can see.
06:37Oh, God.
06:39Oh, man.
06:40Oh, man.
06:41Oh, God.
06:42Oh, man.
06:46The camera's going crazy.
06:49The camera's going crazy.
06:50Look at this shit.
06:52Oh, man.
06:53Oh, God.
06:54Oh, man.
06:55Oh, God.
06:56Oh, man.
06:57Oh, God.
06:58It's a random ass cutaway of this spinning.
07:02Okay.
07:03Would you like to go out?
07:04Oh, God.
07:06Uh-huh.
07:07Yes, I would.
07:08Would you like to fuck me?
07:16Bingo.
07:17Well, then, let's see what you've got.
07:19Oh, my God, bro.
07:21It doesn't interest me.
07:23Nothing there.
07:25Nothing there?
07:29Just exactly what would interest you.
07:32Something the size of a jumbo jet?
07:36Have you been circumcised?
07:39Yeah, I have.
07:40Why?
07:40Well, your doctor must have cut a big portion of it off.
07:43No, he, uh, he was a good doctor.
07:46Good doctors make mistakes, too.
07:49This is America.
07:50Land of freedom and law.
07:54A man is innocent until he's proven guilty.
07:57You have nothing on me.
07:59Oh, I got a lot of shit on you.
08:01Now, I'm telling these son of a bitches
08:04that we respect the Japanese of this country
08:06who are honest businessmen.
08:09And, yeah, this is the land of opportunity
08:11for legitimate business.
08:13Wow, he sucks.
08:14Not for death merchants
08:15who distribute drugs to our children
08:18through schools and on the streets.
08:19This is bad.
08:21Now, I'm telling these motherfuckers
08:22He reading it.
08:23that if they continue killing our children
08:25to make their precious millions
08:27that they deposit in their secret Swiss bank accounts.
08:31Counselor,
08:32before your lawsuit even gets off
08:34the court clerk's desk,
08:35I'll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags
08:38and ship them back to Japan for fertilizer.
08:41Got it?
08:42And you, too.
08:46That was awful.
08:48Excuse me, miss.
08:50By the way,
08:52what's an all-American girl like you
08:53doing with a geek like this?
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56This is bad.
08:57I'm not an all-American.
09:00Oh, my God.
09:17It's the gas at the heat, though.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, bro.
09:25Silent night, deadly night, too.
09:27Carpenter's Day!
09:29Huh?
09:29No!
09:30No!
09:34What the fuck?
09:39What the...
09:41Oh, yeah.
09:43Oh, yeah.
09:44You're alive.
09:45Too bad.
09:46You...
09:47I hate to see...
09:48...will die.
09:55I hate to see...
10:05This is classic right here.
10:07This is my house.
10:12Why do you let her walk?
10:17Allow me to introduce myself.
10:20My name is Ho.
10:21I am Creedence, Leonor Gilgoth,
10:25of ancient Druid of France.
10:28Actually, I'm racing, though.
10:30My ancestors came from Stoneland.
10:35This is a classic one, bro.
10:37When you see it, dog...
10:41Am I mistaken, or is there something wrong with the two of you?
10:49We...
10:49We need a doctor, ma'am.
10:54They're eating her!
10:57And then they're going to eat me!
11:02Oh, my God!
11:12Karate girl.
11:16Wait.
11:17He was on the bed.
11:19Mm-hmm.
11:21Mm-hmm.
11:22Mm-hmm.
11:23Mm-hmm.
11:24Mm-hmm.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:35It's a real thing, bro.
11:38Wait.
11:38I'm just gonna squeeze it.
11:44Mm-hmm.
11:57Mm-hmm.
11:58Mm-hmm.
12:11Stop shooting him!
12:14He shot himself!
12:18Mm-hmm.
12:22Mm-hmm.
12:26He got shot eight times.
12:28Bro, what is this battle?
12:32Oh my god.
12:40My name is Aaron Brabb.
12:42I always thought I was doing the right thing and preparing for life.
12:46Oh my god.
12:46I was the first in my class in college in computer science.
12:50I joined the military and became a fighter pilot.
12:52And won many medals for Distinguished Service.
12:59I can't go on with this.
13:01I can't go on with this.
13:03I'm an American.
13:05I'm an American.
13:06I love this country.
13:09My country.
13:13Wait.
13:15I love being with you.
13:17I love you.
13:19Will you marry me?
13:20Oh, jeez.
13:30I'm done talking.
13:36Really?
13:50This can't.
13:52No.
13:53This can't be real, bro.
13:58You killed him.
14:00You know, they remind me of like...
14:03No!
14:06Why is this dick is late?
14:10No!
14:12Fuck!
14:14This is like my third time.
14:17This dick is just late.
14:21This dick is late like he taking a nap, bro.
14:28This is one of the funniest videos, dawg.
14:32I'm about to say they got that bad porn acting.
14:34Yes, bro.
14:36This...
14:37Oh, dawg.
14:38Oh, dawg.
14:39She just threw random sheets of paper in the air.
14:43You killed him.
14:48Dad!
14:49No!
14:50Ally!
14:50Dad!
14:51Don't go in here!
14:52Dad!
14:53You didn't see anything!
14:55Dad!
14:56How could you have done this?
14:58Jim!
14:59I can't believe you...
15:01Where did blood come from?
15:03I don't know!
15:04It wasn't there!
15:06What's this, bro?
15:07You killed him.
15:11Ain't no blood...
15:14Nowhere!
15:15No!
15:15Ally!
15:16Dad!
15:16Don't go in here!
15:18We can't make this up.
15:19You didn't see anything!
15:21Dad!
15:22How could you have done this?
15:23Jim!
15:24I can't believe you committed suicide.
15:27I cannot believe you committed suicide.
15:30How could you have done this?
15:32How could you have committed suicide?
15:34I can't help you out of this one, Jim.
15:37With all we've been through...
15:40Goodbye, my friend.
15:44Goodbye.
15:49You have nice legs, Lisa.
15:51You have nice legs.
15:52This is a classic one right here.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:56I'm tired.
15:57I'm wasted.
15:59I love you, darling.
16:01The dub.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:04Come on.
16:04You owe me one.
16:08Hi.
16:09Can I help you?
16:10Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
16:13Oh, hi, Johnny.
16:13I didn't know it was you.
16:15Here you go.
16:16The audio is so...
16:18How much is it?
16:19It'll be $18.
16:20Keep the change.
16:21Hi, doggie.
16:22You're my favorite customer.
16:23Thanks a lot.
16:23Bye.
16:24Bye-bye.
16:25That was...
16:26I did not hit her.
16:28It's not true.
16:28It's bullshit.
16:29I did not hit her.
16:31I did not.
16:32Oh, hi, Mark.
16:34You are lying.
16:35I never hit you.
16:36You are tearing me apart, Lisa.
16:39No, I can't.
16:40Anyway, how is your sex life?
16:43Chicken, Peter.
16:44You're just a little chicken.
16:46Cheep, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip.
16:51Don't worry about it, man.
16:52Don't touch me, motherfucker.
16:54Get out.
16:55I kill you, bastard.
16:57You're gonna kill me if you try.
16:58You betrayed me.
16:59You're not good.
17:00You're just a chicken.
17:01Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip.
17:04Shut up.
17:06Chris, shut up.
17:07It's cooling.
17:08It's over.
17:08This kindergarten fight they're doing.
17:11Everybody betray me.
17:12I fed up with this world.
17:20Why, Lisa?
17:22Why, why?
17:24Bitch.
17:26What the first do?
17:28The first didn't deserve that.
17:37That was ass.
17:42Bro.
17:44Oh, my God, man.
17:46Why, Lisa?
17:51You were trash, man.
17:58What?
17:59No.
18:00No.
18:01The amazing.
18:04Look out!
18:08Lisa!
18:11This was in 2012, bro.
18:12They have no excuse for this problem.
18:16What?
18:22Um.
18:29I...
18:30You see the gun of blade?
18:36Whoa.
18:39Who's the gun of blade, bro?
18:48Committed suicide.
19:04Committed suicide.
19:05Yeah!
19:07081.
19:08Man, the man is killing us, man!
19:10Over!
19:10Over!
19:11Over!
19:12Over!
19:13Over!
19:24Bro...
19:25Oh my God!
19:27Oh my God!
19:28This...
19:28Drop the bomb, man!
19:31Oh my God!
19:33This...
19:34Drop the bomb, man!
19:36This
19:38Was one of the funniest
19:40Videos
19:41I have ever seen
19:44And it looks like they have some more
19:47Videos
19:47He kicked the shit out of that baby bro
19:50Rip off heroes
19:52We may have to
19:53We may have to check this
19:55Whoa
20:01If y'all want us to check this out
20:03Run these likes up
20:04We gotta check out
20:05Rip off
20:07Rip off heroes
20:08Who the fuck is that
20:10Whoa
20:12Oh my god
20:14Bro is that supposed to be bad man
20:16I hope not
20:18I hope not
20:19Oh my god
20:20Yo y'all want us to check this out
20:22Run them likes up bro
20:23Run these likes up
20:24This is so fucking funny dog
20:27I failed three times bro
20:30Oh my god bro
20:31Oh my god
20:32This nigga said
20:33Oh god
20:34No
20:35What that nigga said
20:36Oh no
20:38No
20:39Oh no
20:39Oh no
20:40And the camera just started going crazy
20:42On the 360
20:43Oh
20:46Fuck bro
20:47My eyes are watering bro
20:49Oh my god
20:50This
20:50I don't know if any of you guys
20:52Could have made it
20:53Through this bro
20:53Let us know
20:54Comment down below
20:55If you passed
20:55If you made it through the video
20:57And let us know
20:58If you didn't
20:59What part made you fail
21:00But
21:01Drop the bomb
21:04Drop the bomb
21:07That was the Ghana blade
21:09Oh my god
21:10Oh bro
21:10This shit was funny
21:11Bro
21:11Hey
21:12Y'all know y'all gotta run the likes up man
21:13Comment down below again
21:14As we said
21:15Let us know if y'all want us to check out the next one
21:17Funny superhero rip offs
21:19From around the world
21:20So
21:20I know that one look like it's gonna be hilarious as well
21:22So let us know if y'all want us to check it out
21:24Again
21:24Stay safe out there in them COVID streets
21:26Appreciate the homie for sending it to us man
21:28We appreciate that
21:29We never would have thought about doing this
21:31But appreciate you for sending it our way
21:32And giving us notice to us
21:34So
21:35Keep on staying safe man
21:36We love you guys
21:37Keep on spreading positivity
21:38And never forget baby
21:39We in the cliques
21:40Already
21:41I've been through this
21:43Been through that
21:45Reminiscing on my past
21:47I found bliss
21:49In the way
21:50That I carry on my back
21:53Let my soul
21:54Sing my song
21:56It goes
21:56Ooh na na na na
21:58I still rose
21:59From all my lows
22:01I say
22:02Ooh na na na