00:00Hey, Dr. Croft, Tony Sykes again.
00:03Listen, I wanted to follow up on my invite for you to appear on the Monty Morrison podcast.
00:07Hello.
00:07And if you agree to endorse our line of supplements, we'd like to...
00:11Message deleted. No new messages.
00:14And apparently no life since I'm the first one here on a Saturday night.
00:22Where are you two coming from?
00:25Just... out.
00:27It's almost four in the morning.
00:28Pittsburgh actually has a pretty decent after-hours scene.
00:32I didn't know until...
00:34Well, we started at Thunderbird, then hit up Hot Mess and Cabo.
00:38Velvedeers.
00:38When do you two sleep?
00:40Don't answer that.
00:41I've reached my quota of personal information from these two.
00:45Are you wearing guyliner?
00:47You're too old to shop at Hot Topic.
00:48Oh, you're just jealous.
00:50Where's Watson anyways? Even here?
00:52Apologies. I got swept up reading about Abu al-Qasim Azarawi.
00:56Can anyone tell me why?
00:59You have even less of a life than Adam.
01:02Man, I am right here.
01:04Azarawi is one of your heroes.
01:0510th century physician, also known as the father of modern surgery.
01:09Nice memory, Dr. Lubbock, but that's not why I called you here.
01:12Your text said that you were invoking the 1% rule.
01:16Our standing agreement to come in, regardless of the time of day, to observe any procedure at UHA performed with
01:22a rate of incidence less than 1%.
01:23And what are you here to observe?
01:30Azarawi was the first doctor to record his treatments of dozens of conditions.
01:33Watson wants us to think of the rarest of them and then guess.
01:39But I knew caffeine, Adam was half asleep, and the club kids are downshifting out of party mode, so just
01:45tell us.
01:48A rupture of the corpus cavernosum.
01:52Oh, penis fracture.
01:55Okay, glad I didn't Google it.
01:57Penile fractures occur in 0.29 cases and 100,000.
02:02An hour ago, Peter Johns was admitted with that exact, incredibly rare injury.
02:07Peter Johns. So close to Peter Johnson?
02:10Let me guess, you called in the 1% rule?
02:13Saturday night. Isn't that date night?
02:16You're here, too.
02:18It's a precaution.
02:19There's a liability issue.
02:21The patient was understandably worried about his future prospects.
02:27He mentioned his father as a plaintiff's attorney.
02:30How did you deal with that?
02:32Morphine.
02:33He settled right down.
02:36Anyway, he should make a full recovery.
02:39Ingrid, you're not watching?
02:41You're missing the most important part of the whole procedure.
02:43I actually think I just found something more important.
02:45Dr. Morson, I need to talk to the nurse who wrote up this patient file.
02:48I think there might be a problem.
02:49With the patient?
02:51Not the patient.
02:52The woman who brought him here.
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