00:00Are you excited for tomorrow?
00:02Is tomorrow Saturday?
00:03No, it's the first day of school.
00:06Fuck my ass.
00:11Elizabeth, you shouldn't be teaching.
00:13I mean, I can't think of anyone less suited to being a teacher.
00:17I don't need a blackboard or a classroom to set an example.
00:22What do you want?
00:23Is that marijuana?
00:24No, it's medicinal marijuana.
00:26Oh, I feel better.
00:29Hey, Elizabeth, can I, like, grab a bite sometime?
00:32You still a gym teacher?
00:33I am, yeah.
00:34Fuck off.
00:35Awesome. This went great. All right.
00:37From now on, my full-time job is finding a guy who's gonna take care of me.
00:43Hi there.
00:44Scott Delacorte.
00:45Elizabeth Halsey.
00:46I'm the new sub.
00:46How the watch? Is that a Jaeger LeCoultre?
00:49My grandfather made it.
00:50The family business.
00:51I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.
00:54I want to sit on his face.
00:56So, did you and your wife just move to town?
00:58I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship.
01:01She has such a big heart.
01:03Enormous.
01:05If I got a new pair of tits, he'd be all over me.
01:08But they're really expensive, you know, per tit.
01:10Yeah, and you gotta get two of them.
01:12Who knows? Maybe you'll win the bonus.
01:14Oh, fuck! What bonus?
01:16For the state test.
01:17Whichever teacher has the highest-going class gets a bonus.
01:21Amy wins every year.
01:23Things are about to change around here.
01:25Recess is over.
01:28We're having our car wash this weekend.
01:30Last year's car wash raised $6,000.
01:32Let's do this.
01:35Holy shit.
01:36Lauren Rissman's dad called.
01:37He said we should have a car wash every weekend.
01:41That's bonkers!
01:45Now, who has the answer to my question?
01:47You.
01:47Chubbs.
01:48Oh.
01:50I'm crushing on someone.
01:52I think you're pretty great, too.
01:53Thanks. It's Amy.
01:54I don't think that you're Amy's type.
01:56Really?
01:57She hates cock.
01:58Oh.
02:00Oh, wait!
02:02Twilight, what do we talk about in class?
02:03Don't throw at her.
02:04Throw through her.
02:05Hit her!
02:06Hit her!
02:06Hit her!
02:10Hey, fucker.
02:10Sign my yearbook.
02:12Hold my ballsack.
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