00:00Settle, excuse me, hello, hello, quiet, oh my gosh, is there a young person slang term for be quiet that
00:07you'll actually hear?
00:08Uh, oh yes, uh, it is chode.
00:12Chode, good to know.
00:14Okay, Principal Witt is here to speak to you all about the bullying problem that we've been having.
00:20Thank you, Miss Perry.
00:21Thank you.
00:22As you know, the school's policy on bullying is no bullying.
00:28That extends to things like gossip and rumors.
00:31Oh, I'm sorry, hold on, Principal Witt.
00:33What's going on?
00:33Owen, Owen, are you passing a note? Give it to me, Owen.
00:36Are you passing a note?
00:38This is exactly what Principal Witt is talking about.
00:41Come on, Owen.
00:42How about I share this with the class, huh?
00:44No, no, no, no, please don't read that, Miss P, please.
00:47You know my rule.
00:49If I catch you passing a note, I'm gonna read it out loud.
00:53Now we all get to hear about who's smooching who, huh?
00:58I'm so sick of it.
01:01Oh, it's about me.
01:02Okay.
01:04Yo, real talk.
01:06I sat behind Miss P on the bus when we took that field trip last week.
01:11She was on her phone.
01:12She uploaded a picture of herself to ChatGPT and said,
01:15Do you have any...
01:21She said, Do you have any makeover tips for me?
01:26And ChatGPT just answered no.
01:30Pretty sad, bro.
01:33Well, at least you're not gossiping about each other, huh?
01:37Principal Witt, I'm sorry.
01:38Go ahead.
01:40Right.
01:41Now, let me explain something, okay?
01:44People say, I wasn't bullying him.
01:46I was roasting him.
01:47Okay, what's the difference?
01:48Roasting is bullying that's really funny.
01:51And that's it.
01:51That's the only difference.
01:53Yep.
01:53Excuse me.
01:54Gavin.
01:55Gavin.
01:56Are you seriously passing a note while I'm talking?
01:58No, I'm not.
01:59Give it...
02:01Gavin.
02:02Gavin.
02:03Yes.
02:05Please.
02:06It's all wet, Gavin.
02:08Please, Mr. Witt, don't read that.
02:10It's legit embarrassing.
02:12Well, let's see about that, shall we?
02:14Okay?
02:16Don't tell anyone this, but I came to school early the other day, and Principal Witt was in
02:21the school gym shooting hoops.
02:23Oh, okay.
02:24Oh, God.
02:25I saw him miss 133 layups in a row.
02:31After each miss, he said, there's got to be a way to do this.
02:38When he finally made one, he tried to celebrate by ripping his T-shirt in half, but he couldn't
02:46do it and just stretched it out really bad.
02:51It was weird.
02:52Well, the only person that embarrassed was you.
02:56Okay?
02:57All right.
02:58Well, I don't know why I'm getting in trouble.
02:59Dante passed me this note earlier, and you didn't even know.
03:01Oh, really?
03:02You a switch!
03:02Oh, my gosh!
03:03Are you kidding me?
03:05No.
03:05Is this note about something you saw myself or Principal Witt do?
03:09No.
03:09No, it's not.
03:10Good.
03:13So I didn't see this personally, but my cousin did.
03:19She works at a gynecologist's office.
03:24Bro, she saw Miss P pacing outside, trying to psych herself up to go in.
03:31She was saying to herself, come on, Eileen.
03:33They've seen it a hundred times.
03:39You can't have the worst one in the world.
03:44Just tuck it in.
03:48March in there and say, and say, it happened again.
03:57Wow.
03:58Okay.
03:59That's nasty.
04:01Okay, it's fine.
04:02I don't care.
04:03That is so bad.
04:04God.
04:04Guys, I suggest you all chode, okay?
04:06Just chode it up.
04:07Just chode it up.
04:08All of you.
04:09Chode.
04:09Chode it up.
04:10Mandy, are you kidding me?
04:12Come on, Mandy.
04:13Oh, we weren't.
04:13I'm sorry.
04:14I never expected.
04:15I never expected this from you, Mandy.
04:18You're such a good student, and you have so few friends.
04:21Oh.
04:23Here we go.
04:25This happened a few years ago.
04:28I went to see Barbie.
04:30With my sister, and Principal Witt was there.
04:33He bought an entire row for himself.
04:38Every time the Ken character came on screen, he'd say, finally something to look at.
04:48If I were still gay, I'd do him.
04:56Wow.
04:57Oh, my God.
04:58Well, I have...
05:00I refuse to apologize for being right.
05:04Okay?
05:05Yo, Miss P, I caught Dante passing another one.
05:08Can I read it?
05:09Sure, Tyler.
05:10Go ahead.
05:12Like...
05:13Yo, I think Tyler is an undercover cop.
05:19Bro looks like he's in his 40s.
05:23He's absolutely caked in makeup.
05:26One time, he dropped his wallet, and a picture of his wife fell out.
05:33No shade, but she looked almost exactly like Jelly Roll.
05:41P.S.
05:43Have you seen what's in Miss P's desk?
05:46My desk is community property?
05:48Are we kidding?
05:49Okay, you know what?
05:49I have nothing to hide.
05:50You think I care?
05:51Huh?
05:58You think I care about this?
06:04You think I care about lunch number two?
06:11How much spaghetti?
06:15Well, now that you've seen it, I guess I don't have to eat it in my car anymore.
06:22You know what? Class dismissed. I'm done with you.
06:24Class dismissed.
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