01:00We've only done two characters already, so we did Sub-Zero and Johnny Cage.
01:05So for today's playthrough, we're going to do Scorpion.
01:09So, yeah.
01:12Without further ado, folks.
01:13Let's just get it.
01:22Oh, my God.
01:23The speaker is so freaking loud, man.
01:29All right.
01:30Let's do it.
01:54Front house kick to the face.
02:09Oh, that shadow flash.
02:20Oh, shit.
02:20Hold on.
02:21Oh, no.
02:22Screwed that up.
02:23I think I have to be like half-screened when I do Scorpion's Fatality.
02:52Oh, crap.
03:09Alright, got Bethlehem Grab. Probably one of the best moves in your arsenal.
03:31Oh, gotcha. Okay, let her have that one. It's all good.
03:58There we go. Sweet.
04:06Classic. Classic.
04:30No! I'm not gonna lie, I still like Sub-Zero over Scorpion. I love those ice powers, man.
04:38Oh, no!
04:47Jumps. Probably should've spammed those punches, too.
05:09Ah, come on, man.
05:16Ah, of course.
05:22Oh, he's done with the throw. Come on, bro.
05:25Alright, alright. Still sticking with Scorpion.
05:35Ah, piss.
05:43Oh, okay. He read what I was gonna do to him.
06:10Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good.
06:19Ah, okay, okay.
06:26Ah, yup.
06:31Yup.
06:32You're right.
06:39New point.
06:45You're right, bro.
06:47You're right.
06:50One point.
06:58You're right.
07:00You're right.
07:02Here.
07:04Here.
07:05Oh, yeah.
07:07Oh, yeah, okay.
07:11Aw, crap, Rage is a win.
07:35Aw.
07:43Anyone, they like just frickin' like, follow you in, though.
08:13Ah, damn.
08:42I had to resort to cheap tactics, sir.
09:12Scorpion, win. Fatality.
09:16Sorry. We went on the Kino.
09:32Aw, damn, that was a missed opportunity for it. That's okay.
09:41Aw, crap.
09:46That was a close one. A little sliver of life.
10:07Oh, stop boxing me in.
10:10That's good. That's good.
10:16God dammit. Oh.
10:20My sliver.
10:23Could've ended it right then and there.
10:28I'm just trolling. Oh, okay.
10:36Okay.
10:50See ya.
10:57I love how they kept Scorpion's Fatality in the Super Nintendo version.
11:03Cause that one wasn't really, like, too bad.
11:22Hey, just like the movie.
11:26Makes sense. I might have to barbecue him here.
11:48Barbecue.
11:49Oh, crap.
11:49That was barbecue.
11:50Oh.
11:52Oh.
11:54I can't believe it screwed up the opportunity.
11:56It was like the what if Scorpion won.
12:00In the movie.
12:04Oh, well.
12:04Let me say one to test your mind.
12:15Oh, what?
12:17Oh, what?
12:17Oh, yeah.
12:18He timed that range.
12:19Get out of here.
12:24God dammit.
12:32Okay.
12:44Come on.
12:46No.
12:48No way my doppelganger knocked me into the pit.
13:08Oh, come on.
13:10Come here.
13:11Come here.
13:12Come here.
13:13Come here.
13:14Come here.
13:15Come here.
13:16Come here.
13:17Come here.
13:17Come here.
13:18Come here.
13:19Come here.
13:22Come here.
13:23Come here.
13:32Come here.
13:48again
13:49Scopeia, please.
14:01Scopeia.
14:21Oh, come on.
14:43Oh, that's too close.
14:45Too close.
14:46Haha, gotcha.
14:48That'll put a troll.
14:50Oh, he caught me anything in there.
14:54Whatever.
15:09Oh, come on.
15:13Alright, alright.
15:39Come on, go, go.
15:40Go.
15:42Barbecue.
15:48I'm the real toasty motherfucker.
15:53Oh, yay, dirt.
16:17Oh, come on.
16:21I don't even have enough, like, health to fight Raiden after that.
16:42Damn, that was just sad.
16:55Yeah.
17:24I forgot how to throw, I'm not going to lie.
17:45I forgot how to throw, I'm going to lie.
17:56I forgot how to throw, I'm going to lie, I'm going to lie, I'm going to lie.
18:26I forgot how to throw, I'm going to lie, I'm going to lie.
19:01I forgot how to throw, I'm going to lie.
19:10I forgot how to throw, I'm going to lie, I'm going to lie.
19:12Oh, that's so lame.
19:18And all I want with the endurance match is, it seems like the difficulty just raises up a lot.
19:34Or it can be cheap than you.
20:02Oh what?
20:03Oh okay, yeah.
20:04You anticipate.
20:05Fuck out of here with that.
20:10Cheap mask AI, bro.
20:15It's like oh yeah, I'm going to shock you as soon as you shadow punch.
20:17Get the fuck out of here.
20:26I can be cheap too.
20:28I can be cheap too.
20:52Oh crap.
20:53Nope.
20:54Whatever.
20:55Still beat him.
20:56Still beat him.
20:59Oh.
21:15Damn, what the hell?
21:17Hella cheap.
21:22They can't, oh the AI is so cheap.
21:25It's like oh yeah, we anticipate your next move.
21:27Get the hell out of here.
21:30Get the hell out of here.
22:01Get the hell out of here.
22:14Oh come on, no.
22:22I'm telling you,
22:23this AI is bullshit.
22:38Come on.
22:58Just standing there, I love it.
23:18Oh, come on, come on.
23:24Ah, come on, come on.
23:39Take, take, take.
23:40Barbecue?
23:44Barbecue?
23:48Yep.
23:57Aw, no.
23:58Damn it.
24:00So close.
24:17What that is?
24:37Okay.
24:39Oh, all right, all right.
24:47Yeah.
25:13Oh, oh, no!
25:16Oh, almost had that tree ever cut.
25:23I thought those strings, like, trembling.
25:26Because I think Goro is, like, nearby.
25:28Can't even hear Goro.
25:41Yeah, come here!
25:53Yeah, come here!
26:05Yo, no, no!
26:07Fuck.
26:10Stay back, so good.
26:13God dammit, no!
26:16So close.
26:28Let's go.
26:29Let's go.
26:31Let's go.
26:35Let's go.
26:36Let's go.
26:37Let's go.
26:39Let's go.
26:51Let's go.
27:11Okay.
27:15Close one.
27:22Oh, are you s- Swear to me.
27:27AI can be like the cheapest bastard sometimes.
27:45Oh, come on.
28:05No.
28:07No.
28:19No.
28:21No.
28:28No.
28:28No.
28:30No.
28:32No.
28:34No.
28:34Alright.
28:35Time to face Goro, baby.
28:38See, I wish I would've did that to Johnny Cage.
28:40Would've been the what if scenario.
28:47Oh, what the hell?
29:03Oh, come on, dude.
29:06Alright, alright, I almost got him down.
29:09It's all good.
29:24Oh, no.
29:27Okay, okay.
29:29Enjoy your victory while it lasts, dude.
29:48Oh, come on.
29:52Alright.
29:55Come on.
29:58No.
30:00Crap.
30:01No.
30:07Oh!
30:08Oh!
30:10Oh!
30:12Oh!
30:12I should've like, jumped kicked in the sand, but whatever.
30:16Oh!
30:21Oh!
30:24Oh!
30:27Oh!
30:28Oh!
30:38Oh, come on, dude, oh, oh, getting cheap on me, dude.
31:10Okay, one more time, baby, one more time, we got this.
31:42Finally, geez louises, what, that was like five losses, six losses, whatever.
31:57Aw, crap, hold on.
32:00It's like I didn't even get to fight Liu Kang.
32:17Damn, bad choice, man, bad choice.
32:29Oh, come on, come on, get out of here.
32:35Oh, you went back to him, okay.
32:47Yeah, I was against my best judgment, because I already know he's going to counter my harpoon
32:54and I'm going to counter ball.
33:03Oh, my God.
33:05Cow ball, dude.
33:10I thought I had Shang Tsung on the ropes here.
33:15Now, he can turn the negrar all he wants.
33:17I already know the strategy to beat him, so we're good.
33:39Oh, come on.
34:12No, come on.
34:15Oh, boy.
34:18You've got to be kidding me, man.
34:20Jeez.
34:27Millions times the charm.
34:39Hi, buddy.
34:41Hi, buddy.
34:43Yes.
34:58My buddy.
34:59My buddy.
35:13Damn, I screwed that one up.
35:24Come on, baby.
35:25Come on, baby.
35:25Come on, baby.
35:31Yes.
35:32How'd you know?
35:34How'd you know?
35:41It's finally over.
35:47Check out that ending, baby.
36:01Marked for death years ago by the Lin Kuei, Scorpion was murdered by Sub-Zero.
36:05He left behind a wife, child, and his former life who was allowed to return and avenged his
36:09death.
36:12Even when Scorpion's triumph in the tournament entitled Grand Champion, the price he paid
36:17is high.
36:17He can never again know his family and must exist forever with this secret curse.
36:26Damn, no closure, man?
36:34It's kind of a depressing one for him.
36:37Because, you know, the later games didn't come out yet, so we didn't know who the hell
36:40Quan Chi was and all that.
36:50alright folks
36:52that covers another episode
36:54of Arcadia Nights
36:56so until next time
36:57thank you for watching
36:58love, peace, chicken, grease
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