00:00Was there an earthquake when you were in Fresno?
00:02What?
00:03I ask all my girlfriends that.
00:07Yeah, a little one.
00:11Damn.
00:13What? What? What is it?
00:15It's not love.
00:17You have spore in your brain.
00:21Coccidioides imidus.
00:22California's full of them.
00:23They get an earthquake, you get released into the air, you breathe it in, you get a cold.
00:26It turns into sinus congestion, aches, weakness, milky tears, and sometimes loss of inhibition and judgment.
00:37Damn.
00:39So, loving you, wanting to have sex with you is all just the spore stopping?
00:52You'll probably live.
00:57Damn.
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