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A 30-year-old loser fights to win the love of a girl by defeating her douchey, professional-disc-golf-playing boyfriend.
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00:23To be honest with you, I just want to be good at something in my life.
00:27Bryce always seems to beat me at everything.
00:29I've known the guy since junior high and he literally beats me at everything.
00:33And his play was a disgrace to the game of disc golf.
00:37Look at my blue now. The best disc golf in a game.
00:42Her name's Melissa. I met her right over here on the frisbee golf course.
00:46Disc golf. You're really cute. I got it. I got it. I got it.
00:50Don't worry about it. Eyes on the prize, right?
00:55Scooter Aces McGee? Is that you?
00:58I need your help with disc golf.
01:00You have to teach me how to throw like you.
01:05You know, I've actually been meaning to ask you about that.
01:07It's awkward.
01:08Like, how in the world?
01:09I really don't want to go there.
01:10Why do you eat cat hair?
01:13I can never tell you that.
01:15Where's the music?
01:16The weed?
01:18The debauchery?
01:20Anyway, you might want to sing that big hard thing.
01:33Too bad you quit disc golf.
01:35I would have loved another chance to beat you yet.
01:37Again.
01:38Again.
01:48I'm better off just being myself.
01:51The kiwi.
01:55Like taking candy from a baby.
01:57Which I actually did the other day.
01:59Stupid baby.
02:00Music.
02:01Music.
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