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00:00Everyone goes too far.
00:02You patrol.
00:03Next on Karen Cisco.
00:09You lost a prisoner, Karen.
00:11So now what?
00:12Now you go out there and find him.
00:14I won't testify.
00:16Where's the death?
00:17It's the FBI.
00:18You laundered a billion dollars for the mob.
00:20Are you alone?
00:26Controlling your diabetes, Tuesday morning.
00:28The only thing more bizarre than this case.
00:30Well, young man.
00:31Is the way NCIS works it.
00:34Don't strain your eyes, boss.
00:36NCIS, CBS Tuesday.
00:38CBS Wednesday.
00:39It's a special night of Survivor.
00:41Has a budding romance gone to a new level?
00:44I got two beautiful women and they want to make a sandwich out of me.
00:47Would you say no?
00:48Plus, what's in this drink that's making Mogo Mogo fly high?
00:52It feels so good to be quiet.
00:54And what happens when the all-stars don't know we're watching them?
00:57My vote is for Jerry.
00:59It's a new side of Survivor you won't believe.
01:02How's my hair, Jerry?
01:03Oh, that's gross.
01:04A special Survivor All-Stars on a special night.
01:07CBS Wednesday.
01:08Wednesday.
01:09She tried to claw her way up, which means she was alive and she was entombed.
01:14The difference between burglary and home invasion, infliction of terror.
01:18Don't miss the final 90 seconds of a special Wednesday episode of CSI.
01:23Get your kit.
01:25CBS Wednesday at 10-9 Central.
01:28For the last...
01:29Aerosmith prize bag giveaway, Tuesday morning, hot spot view.
01:33Wednesday.
01:34She tried to claw her way up.
01:36Which means she was alive and she was entombed.
01:39The difference between burglary and home invasion, infliction of terror.
01:44Don't miss the final 90 seconds of a special Wednesday episode of CSI.
01:49Get your kit.
01:50CBS Wednesday at 10-9 Central.
02:00Rosanna is in trouble.
02:01She has enemies and one of them made her disappear.
02:03Rosanna is missing.
02:05Let's figure out a way to find her.
02:06I'm scared.
02:07This could be dangerous.
02:08Now the search is on.
02:09Whoever fenced my silver probably knows where Rosanna is.
02:14Where's my wife?
02:15Where is she?
02:16This week as the world turns,
02:17daytime that we nominated for outstanding drama.
02:21Next Wednesday at a special time,
02:239-8 Central.
02:24The two-hour season finale event.
02:27That is three seasons in the making.
02:30Hello, Jack.
02:31I'm getting them all off the island.
02:32All of them.
02:33Shoot them.
02:38Everything I did, I did for the island.
02:42The two-hour season finale of Lost.
02:44Beginning next Wednesday at 9-8 Central.
02:46Only on ABC.
02:48Catch up anytime at ABC.com.
02:57CBS Next.
02:59They're police snipers and suddenly every town in America wants one.
03:03Why?
03:03There are people who need to be shot.
03:07Plus the man who created Gladiator and now Hannibal.
03:10And are you getting good advice about the stock market?
03:13Probably not.
03:14Find out why on 60 Minutes 2, next.
03:16Never fall in love again.
03:21Yeah.
03:31Can Bart survive a quarantine inside a plastic bubble?
03:34I was trying to throw Bart over the roof when he got stuck in a tree.
03:37Bart, where's the...
03:38...the gun?
03:39In the tree!
03:41Find out at an...
03:42At 8, 7 central next Sunday on Fox.
03:45Oh no, not the good.
03:46Fox celebrates 25 years of Star Wars with the first episode of the saga, The Phantom Menace.
03:53You will be a just.
03:54Plus, see more exclusive footage from Attack of the Clones.
03:58Feel the Force at 8, 7 central Thursday on Fox.
04:02Tomorrow.
04:03Mr. Sonic, look at me.
04:04I don't deserve to be a queen.
04:05Who does?
04:06Are you ready for the prom?
04:08How's it gonna look if a transvestite is named prom queen?
04:11It's the biggest part of the students' lives.
04:14We're talking 35, 22, 34.
04:16$200.
04:17You're selling yourself, Mayor?
04:19We'll have the faculty turned up now.
04:21Why make the prom this emotional touchstone when you can make money instead?
04:24The hit series Boston Public.
04:26Can't we even have a lousy prom without controversy?
04:28On the 8, 7 central tomorrow on Fox.
04:31We'll then mountain the hill for Monday night.
04:33There's Dolphins, 9 Eastern.
04:36On Nightcast, why we shouldn't see an accident like this again.
04:40Plus 11,000 gallons of gasoline on the road.
04:43And holiday DUI patrols are back now on Nightcast.
04:46In search of America.
04:49How big is your chimney?
04:51The NBA on ABC.
04:54On Nightcast, Pacific storms lined up to keep hitting the Northwest.
04:58So how much rain is on the way now on Nightcast?
05:03On the morning that you shot seven unarmed men in one week.
05:07Please tell me that you didn't say that everyone in this precinct is on the take.
05:13Please!
05:17Sir, I was misquoted.
05:21More Americans get their news from ABC News.
05:25Than from any other source.
05:28Next week, Nightline reports on one of the biggest stories of our time as only Nightline can.
05:33Snowfalls in areas around Portland this morning.
05:37As...
05:42Later on the Tonight Show, Megan Morali will grace Jay with her Emmy-winning presence.
05:48Plus, Vanilla Sky's flavorful Cameron Crowe.
05:51And period two from India.
05:53Your local news is next.
05:54Terrorists caught on videotape.
05:56Next, the government's call for help.
05:58Protecting U.S. ports from a nuclear attack.
06:01Also, an F-15 pilot talks about the scramble to stop a possible threat.
06:06And they survived a chilling night on Mount Hood.
06:08Their story of survival next.
06:10From KU to NBC.com.
06:12NBC Thursday, an all-new super-sized apprentice.
06:16I'm gonna fight like crazy.
06:18Somebody's already losing it.
06:19Lease Cannon.
06:20We cannot have her freaking out.
06:23Everyone, shut up.
06:24Plus, another huge task.
06:26Create a menu ice cream.
06:28And sell it.
06:28Any man that purchases one gets a free kiss.
06:31And then hold on.
06:33You ought to shut up.
06:34For a boardroom everyone will be talking about.
06:37You're so stupid.
06:39Guaranteed.
06:40An all-new Apprentice.
06:41NBC Thursday.
06:43Last season on ER.
06:45Slow down.
06:46It ended with a bang.
06:49This season, it begins with one.
06:53We're in a car that crashed into the Chicago River.
06:56Prepare for the season premiere.
06:58Of television's biggest hour.
07:02And this one will leave you breathless.
07:06What's happening?
07:08The ER season premiere next Thursday on NBC.
07:18Later, on The Tonight Show, the Emmy-winning cast of Will & Grace, Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, and
07:26Megan Maloney.
07:27Plus, indubitably headlines.
07:29The local news is next.
07:30Done deal.
07:32Done deal.
07:32Mayor Weintzappel's proposed budget approved.
07:35Gun deal.
07:36The 10-year-old ban on assault weapons lifts at midnight.
07:40And patch deal.
07:41Could the patch help prostate cancer patients?
07:44Listen tomorrow on Fox.
07:47Let's get this party started.
07:49Thanksgiving weekend.
07:51Save some room.
07:52Get in my belly.
07:53For the movies on Fox.
07:55Thanksgiving night.
07:56Eddie Murphy in the broadcast premiere of Dr. Dolittle 2.
07:59You're an endangered species.
08:00Is that a threat, buddy?
08:01Friday.
08:02Adam Sandler's one mother of a father.
08:04Big Daddy.
08:05You guys wear the same size t-shirt.
08:06And Saturday.
08:07Yeah, baby.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Mike Myers is Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me.
08:12Everybody, hey.
08:13Thanksgiving weekend, the biggest comedies are on Fox.
08:16Hey, this is good news.
08:18Fox Sunday.
08:19Bernie is after Homer.
08:20Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
08:22When Bernie Mac follows the Simpsons on Sundays.
08:24My favorite day of the week, starting this Sunday on Fox.
08:28Life of a TV writer.
08:29Look, my show's back on.
08:31Imagine all those secrets you have at home.
08:33Little thing my wife does.
08:34She likes to pocket the deadbolt key, so I can't get out.
08:36Not a big deal, really.
08:37Unless, of course, there's a fire.
08:39Now it all ends up on television.
08:41You're trying to kill me.
08:45That's why you hide the deadbolt key.
08:48Imagine that.
08:50Starring Hank Azaria, Hank Azaria, and Hank Azaria.
08:53Imagine that.
08:54Coming to NBC to...
09:00I thought you were having fun.
09:02Next.
09:03A boyfriend and girlfriend accused of breaking into a home,
09:05stealing more than a dozen guns only to be caught by a dog.
09:09A daycare provider under arrest.
09:11Did she shake a five-month-old baby?
09:14Record heat again today, and there's more on the way.
09:16At least until these storms come through.
09:18I'll have the forecast.
09:19A bus hijacked by a gunman comes to a crashing halt as police close in.
09:24Buying a house?
09:25Now home inspectors need to follow new rules.
09:27Find out if pizza can fight cancer.
09:30And hear from tonight's Boot Camp Loser.
09:38When the clock strikes 12 in the new millennium...
09:41Supposed to be the biggest night ever, huh?
09:43Where do you want to be?
09:45I need a place to stay.
09:46I'm very small.
09:47You know, I don't take up that much room.
09:48I could take the floor.
09:50You and the roaches.
09:51Nothing.
09:51Who do you want to be with?
09:53So, do you have plans?
09:55Yes.
09:56Yeah.
09:56Of course I do.
09:57For Sarah Marin, it's a night for making memories.
10:01It doesn't matter where we are.
10:03I want to be with you.
10:04An all-new time of your life next Monday.
10:10ABC Sunday.
10:11Merry Christmas.
10:13The holidays are bringing out the best in everyone.
10:15Why do you need to talk to you?
10:17Is it stirred?
10:19It's already.
10:20And that means Bobby's got more women than even he can handle.
10:23Are we a couple?
10:24I could fall in love with you all over again if I met myself.
10:26At all-new practice, BBC Sunday at 10, 9 Central.
10:30Hi, I'm Michael J. Fox.
10:31If you like sophisticated, intelligent comedy, you should give Spin City a try.
10:36I don't really think you'll like it.
10:38If you like cheap, you know, physical stuff, Spin City's probably not for you.
10:42Remember, we're doing some real highbrow stuff here.
10:44Heads up.
10:45It's all new.
10:46Ow!
10:46Spin City and Sports Night, 9, 8 Central.
10:49See you Tuesday.
10:50After Rick Schroeder's debut on NYPD Blue, you'll want to see more.
10:56The Press says, NYPD Blue has reclaimed its rank as the best cop show on TV.
11:02Certain trades remind me I hand each other out.
11:04Rick Schroeder on an all-new NYPD Blue.
11:07ABC Tuesday, viewer discretion advised.
11:26From the network that brings you NYPD Blue and The Practice comes a provocative news series.
11:32Paul Turner needs two women.
11:34The one he loves and the one who's keeping him alive.
11:37There's a reason you were chosen for treatment.
11:39There is no treatment.
11:40Yet here you are.
11:41Science is changing everything.
11:42A lot faster than we expected.
11:43Faster than any more real life.
11:45If he can save himself, he can save us all.
11:47How could we have known that this would happen?
11:49Why are people more afraid of aliens invading than they are of the monsters we're creating ourselves?
11:52Strange World, coming Tuesdays with a special preview Monday, March 8th, only on ABC.
11:57You always know how it's going to begin.
11:59And the Oscar goes to.
12:00And the Oscar goes to.
12:01And the Oscar goes to.
12:02And the Oscar goes to.
12:03And the Oscar goes to.
12:04And the Oscar goes to.
12:04And the Oscar goes to.
12:05What a shocker.
12:06But you never know how it's going to end.
12:08Losing will suck and winning will be really scary.
12:10I just want to thank everybody I've ever met in my entire life.
12:13I'm the king of the world.
12:14ABC Sunday at the Oscars, March 21st.
12:18Stay with us.
12:18We have news you need to know about how to keep your kids in the safety seat.
12:22Stay with us.
12:24News 13.
12:25News, weather, and sport.
12:27Next week on the Tonight Show, Jay welcome scheduled guests Haley Joel Osmond, Jamie Foxx, Arsenio Hall,
12:34Bay Ling, plus the music of Al Green and Jimmy Buffett.
12:37Your local news is next.
12:39Next on NBC News 40s, 11 at 11.
12:41In the stir of commercialism, sometimes the religious meaning of Christmas gets lost.
12:46Next, Tallahasseeans head to church for the true meaning of the holiday when 11 at 11 starts right after this.
13:02Later on the Tonight Show, Jay Zola sizzled with luscious supermodel Cindy Cromford,
13:08plus Ocean's 11's hot number Casey Affleck, and Incubus wishes you were here too.
13:12Your local news is next.
13:13A teenage boy is hit and killed on his way home from school.
13:17Another Oregon employer shuts down.
13:20Doppler 8000 isn't showing much now, but Matt says get ready for another storm,
13:24and the Civil War has already begun.
13:26All that in 30 seconds.
13:31Secretive place on Earth, and Middle Earth 2.
13:33Behind the scenes of Lord of the Rings, on Primetime, next.
13:37She has the two toughest jobs.
13:39We've been having a good time, haven't we, sweetie?
13:41You're never home.
13:41Mother and FBI agent.
13:43FBI, put the gun down!
13:45And for this woman.
13:46I love you.
13:47Only a fine line separates these two worlds.
13:50It's the best new drama of the year.
13:52An all-new Line of Fire.
13:54ABC Tuesday, 10, 9 Central.
14:04Hurricanes, mudslides, when nature's fury hits home.
14:07I was so hard at this house.
14:10What does it take to survive?
14:12The toughest test comes after the storm.
14:14Oh, my God!
14:16Oh, this is my house!
14:18Nature's Fury.
14:19An all-new 48 hours in one minute.
14:22What if...
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