00:07ABC Theater returns with a movie called Superb and Riveting.
00:11Who were the boys that did this to you?
00:13Our Guys Outreach and Glenrich. ABC Next. Parental discretion advised.
00:23I'm saying goodbye to a friend.
00:30And once again, I'm saying goodbye to a friend.
00:38An all-new home improvement and the season finale at the Uplies, Tuesday on ABC.
00:43Ten-year-old is dead. She and her twin get off a school bus when police say a driver makes a deadly mistake.
00:48Angry protests over the end of a busing program and remembering Atlantans killed in the Value Jet crash.
00:53The Nightbeat is next.
00:54Don't go away. The Star Search finale with guest judge Leanne Rimes is next.
01:22I went through so much in this brief amount of time. I don't think I've ever had a bigger crash course in life.
01:28At age 24, I never thought I'd be so touched by an experience.
01:32My trip may have ended here, but this is so the beginning of an absolutely new me.
01:39You guys, thank you so much for the time of my life. It was awesome.
01:42Funniest hour of all-new comedy.
01:45On Will and Grace, a man comes between Grace and Karen.
01:48Oh, John!
01:49Back off!
01:50Their relationship may never be the same.
01:52Answer it!
01:55Honey, you scared me. What's the name of the company again?
01:58Then, an all-new Just Shoot Me.
02:00Finch becomes leader of the assistance to the rich and famous.
02:03Hey, Joanne, how's Martha Stewart?
02:04And what is going on here?
02:09All-new Will and Grace and Just Shoot Me, NBC Tuesday.
02:13This week on The Tonight Show, J-Welcome scheduled guests Pamela Anderson-Lee, David Boreanaz, Sharon Stone, Ellen DeGeneres, Neve Campbell, Senator John McCain, Tyra Banks, Jamie Lee Curtis, plus the music of Filter.
02:25Your local news is next.
02:26Go behind the scenes of the 10th Kingdom with NBC 13 News.
02:30We'll tell you what went into the production.
02:32It's carnival season.
02:34Why are police cracking down on a Mardi Gras tradition?
02:36We've got the bare facts and a fond farewell to one of our own next.
02:44I made this.
02:49Fox May Events Tuesday.
02:51They're considered two of the most shocking, most dramatic specials ever produced.
02:55They just shot out his rear tires.
02:57Because everything you see is real.
03:00Don't go!
03:01Now, you can watch them back-to-back in one action-packed night.
03:06Hang on.
03:07For the world's scariest police chases, too.
03:09Pull it over!
03:10It ain't worth it!
03:11Followed by the world's scariest police shootouts.
03:14But it's been shot!
03:15Tuesday night excitement on Fox.
03:17Parental discretion advised.
03:18Look, why don't you two just go to the movies by yourself?
03:27I'm not in the mood.
03:28Well, me either.
03:29I'm going to Sky Burger.
03:31So you're not going?
03:32You don't need us.
03:34Well, I can't go to a bad movie by myself.
03:36What, am I going to make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
03:40I guess I'll just go to my uncle's.
03:43Should we tell them we're leaving?
03:44What for?
03:45Let's just get out of here.
03:53Seinfeld!
03:54Fall!
04:01On the next 24th...
04:03Somebody help me!
04:04Those people are dead because of you.
04:06I wanted to tell the president.
04:07But you didn't.
04:08As far as I know, Bauer never called.
04:10Are you blackmailing me?
04:11Federal officer, you're under arrest.
04:13When Joe finds out about this year...
04:15Dead man.
04:18Can you hear me?
04:19We don't get her to the ER now, she'll bleed to death.
04:21Then you get her conscious.
04:22You're out of your mind.
04:23She's the only one that can decrypt those files.
04:25This girl deserves a chance to live.
04:26Wake her up.
04:27Now!
04:27An all-new 24 next Tuesday at 9, 8 Central on Fox.
04:32NBC is proud to present a Julia Roberts weekend.
04:36NBC Sunday starts when Julia Roberts joins a special friend...
04:40I've met the perfect woman.
04:41Followed by the broadcast premiere of Runaway Bride.
04:45Then on Monday, Julia Roberts in her Oscar-winning performance as Erin Brockovich.
04:51You're a lawyer?
04:52I hate lawyers.
04:52I just work for them.
04:53Sunday, Friends, Runaway Bride, and Monday, Erin Brockovich.
04:58Julia Roberts weekend starts Sunday on NBC.
05:00Hello, friend.
05:04Well, we have a winner, and we have some losers.
05:10Good.
05:11Carrie wins.
05:11Now we can stay home.
05:12Or maybe not.
05:13I have an announcement to make.
05:15This year, we're going to the cabin at the lake.
05:19The cabin at the lake!
05:24Paul, put your arms down.
05:27An all-new Life with Bonnie on ABC's comedy extravaganza.
05:34Good game, huh?
05:35Yeah.
05:35Now this is Bears football.
05:38Mm-hmm.
05:39Mm.
05:45Boy, you know, you were right.
05:47My pants are going to be perfectly clean for the 5 o'clock service.
05:51Touchdown!
05:52Yeah!
05:53Yeah!
05:56Next, it's a new Less Than Perfect with special guest Cindy Williams on ABC's comedy extravaganza.
06:01Ah, my lip is cured.
06:22A duck.
06:23Chicken duck.
06:23Nickel.
06:24Nickel.
06:24Turtle.
06:25No, yeah.
06:25Turtle.
06:26Turtle.
06:26Turtle sounds good.
06:28A pillow.
06:29What?
06:29A pillow.
06:30No, that's wrong.
06:31Because, you know, a pillow doesn't have a head.
06:33It's a human's head.
06:34It's not a pillow's head.
06:36That is a flawed riddle.
06:37Give me another.
06:39Okay, you know what?
06:39You're right.
06:40It was a turtle.
06:41Oh, good.
06:41See?
06:41Yeah!
06:44One more.
06:44One more, Claude.
06:45Oh!
06:488, 7 Central.
06:49I saw this jibber-jabber about a party with all these stars.
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