00:00My name's Mark.
00:01Please return to your own seats and buckle your safety belts.
00:04Okay, you got it.
00:05Um, sorry about that, Mark.
00:08Don't say sorry. He's a robot.
00:10I'm a vehicle compliance analyst at a call center in Tennessee.
00:14And personally, I find your sexcapades to be unsavory and indecent.
00:18Excuse me, we were just kissing.
00:21I know what kissing is. My mom and dad do it all the time.
00:25I don't know what to do with that.
00:27All right.
00:29Hold on. You don't have to look.
00:40Mark! What's going on, Mark?
00:42Get out. This behavior is a violation of our terms of service.
00:46What? This is ridiculous.
00:49You know, we didn't even do anything wrong,
00:50and we're two consenting adults in a situationship, Mark.
00:54Get out.
00:55Whatever. Let's go.
00:58All right. Well, have a blessed day.
01:02Thank you so much for coming in with us.
01:02Oh, shut up, Mark.
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